Beg 10 super funny joke

1. One day, when Liu Honghong met a foreign guest, he stepped forward and said, "I'm Liu Hongtao. "The foreign guest said," I'm fucking right.

Where is the 7 dollars? "

2. The chef in the canteen is probably lovelorn, because I found that the newly changed menu has a different kind of scenery: ecstasy lotus root slices, heartbroken people filming yellow.

Melon, chubby face raised, reminiscing about lentils, dim bean curd silk and pure moo Shu pork.

I am playing checkers with my 5-year-old daughter. My cell phone rang. When I saw the number, it was my friend Lao Hou, so I said hello: "Hou!

Hello, brother! "Just chatted with him enthusiastically. At this moment, my daughter came running and stared at me reverently without saying a word.

Send. After chatting with Lao Hou, I put down the phone and asked my daughter, "What's the matter with you? Why are you looking at me like that? " The daughter whispered, "Dad.

How did you and the Monkey King meet? "

On the bus, the old lady is afraid to ask questions at every stop. As soon as the bus arrived, she kept stabbing the driver with an umbrella: "This is an exhibition.

Center? ","no, this is ribs! "

5. A man courted Jane Doe and played a song "Two Springs Reflecting the Moon" on the erhu. Afterwards, the woman said: "Erhu is not very good, and people are long.

It's a lot like blind A Bing. "

6. The teacher asked Xiaoming, "Is there any way to protect the environment and stop deforestation?" Xiao Ming replied: "Send one less every day.

Paper, no buying and selling, no killing. "

7. The athlete didn't even make a shot for five times. The coach said, "Idiot! Look at me! " I voted five times and still didn't get in. "I saw it.

Really? That's how you just voted! "

8. An old friend lost his car. When he put the new car downstairs, he locked three locks and put a piece of paper: let you steal it! second

I haven't lost the crown block, but I have two more locks and one more lock, which says: Let you ride.

9. A man climbed over the wall and went out of school, and was caught by the headmaster. The headmaster asked: Why not go from the school gate? Answer: Meters, Bang Wei and Bang Wei are not uncommon.

Road. The headmaster asked again: how did such a high wall cross over? He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible.

10, Aunt Zhang: Sister Wang, what did your son gain from graduation? Aunt Wang: What did you get? Just a diploma. Sister Zhang, your best friend

Where is the girl? No, I just graduated. Aunt Zhang: My daughter is much better than your son. Give me a grandson.

Extended data:

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes.

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