Text message of giving birth to a daughter

1, hello everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern!

2. Today, our family contributed a brick to China/KLOC-Acer with a population of 0/300 million, but in response to the national family planning call, our family just added a brick. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free. ——sosi_tiffany

3. Good news and bad news: The good news is that I have a son today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.

4. Great news: My wife and I have been working together for a long time, and the baby plan was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is babyv 1.0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a female baby, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standards. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with experienced R&D personnel as soon as possible. Thank you!

5. Dad, you have been promoted to be a grandfather! We have a queen in Xiao Lao's family! Eight pounds and a little gold! Looks exactly like me when I was a child! Tell my mother to be careful and don't faint with joy.

6. Friend, I heard that you have finally been promoted to father. I feel like I've got a little light, too, and I've been upgraded to be an uncle. Here, I really congratulate you and wish you happiness! Live safely.

7. When fresh Spanish mackerel comes on the market in May, my son-in-law will give Spanish mackerel to my father-in-law. So many people are used to saying that people with girls have a Spanish face. My friend gave birth to a girl a few days ago, and the short message to us is: My Spanish face meal ticket is valid for a long time from today!

8. Mom, I gave birth. Whoops, it hurts, I'm exhausted, and I'm hoarse. Mom, how did you "pull" me back then? Oh, no, I was born. It's not easy. Mom, what meeting do you think you will have when I give birth? Come back and hug your grandson and daughter. Don't be jealous when children kiss your grandmother in the future. Mom, I really want you to hug me.

9. At noon today 12: 23, in Haidian Maternal and Child Health Hospital, my beloved wife gave birth to our son, and the mother and son were safe. Tiger, weighing 7 kg and 7 Liang, is 52 cm long. His skin is wrinkled, his hair is sparse and his eyebrows are not open. However, he is innocent and lovely, just like his father. Sincerely invite friends and relatives to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life.

10, pay attention to efficiency and skill in production; Friend, it's really gratifying. On this special day, you finally have a daughter, which is really a sudden happiness. Wish you a happy birth! A happy life.

1 1, brothers! ! I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. Being Mrs. Doubtfield, the cradle of * *, has several positions in the milk powder cash machine ... Ah, this time, my baby daughter is holding my finger hard ... This feeling ... Let alone how cool it is! Dude, congratulations!

12, 18. Extraordinary news: My wife and I have been working together for a long time, and the baby plan was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is babyv 1.0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a baby boy, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standard. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with experienced R&D personnel as soon as possible. Thank you!

13. Today, our family has contributed a brick and a tile to China/kloc-Acer with a population of 0/300 million. In response to the national family planning call, our family only added a tile. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free.

14, friend, it is a great pleasure to get 1000 yuan in life; Every minute in the future, I wish my baby healthy growth, peace and happiness every day; I wish you a happy wedding! Happy forever.

15, I solemnly announce to you that I am dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.

16 On August 8th, a breeze blew from life, bringing a * * * and a * * *. Baby is like a bright star. From now on, we should occupy a clean corner in the baby's world, and love her more than cherish ourselves. May the blessings of relatives and friends accompany the angels to grow up happily.

17, the sky is arrival, miss Qianjin, and she walks into your house with happiness; A happy and healthy life, a carefree life; Friends, I heard that your husband and wife and your daughter are very happy together. I wish you a happy life.

18, the imperial edict reads: Fengtian carries goods, and the emperor said: Ten officials * * * have a daughter today, and they are happy to accept her as an adopted daughter, named "Little Dragon Girl". Ai Qing was ordered to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and paintings, famous horses and BMW, and fine wines and wines to "Little Dragon Girl". Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.

19, aunts, I am (my father's name is Lin * Xin). At 4: 58 pm, I was carried out of my mother's stomach by my uncle. I am not tall, 52CM, I am not fat, 7 kg, 1, but I know I am a beautiful girl. I have to do this. If a handsome pot wants to ask me out, please register at my mother's office as soon as possible. I won't wait in line when I grow up!

20, extra Extra! My favorite daughter came to this troubled world at 8: 00 am on October 24th, 20/KOOC-0/5/KOOC-0/0. From now on, I will accept your infinite blessing!

2 1, today is a good day and a happy day; Now I send my sincere wishes to you. I finally gave birth to a daughter, and since then, financial resources have been rolling into my home, and my life has been happy.

22. I didn't expect that I worked so hard and it blossomed in a short time; Now that I have a daughter, let me be happy; Now, please send your blessing and wish your family happiness, peace and happiness.

23. There are many things happening in the world, which bring you countless happiness and happiness! I heard that your husband and wife had a daughter. I'm so happy for you. Here, congratulations to your husband and wife, and I hope to hear your successful experience.

24 years old, gave birth to a daughter, looks as beautiful as his mother, (m.taiks.com) please rest assured.

25. I always thought I would have a daughter, so I gave birth to many son-in-law early. Today, the delivery room reported good news, so I didn't dare to call, so I could only make amends by texting! Another notice: I have joined the daughter-in-law snatching corps! Please take care of your comrades!

26. After a long-term investigation organized by the hospital, I finally moved to the role of "dad" with tears in my eyes today. At the same time, my good comrade-in-arms who fought side by side also upgraded to the role of "mother". Thanks to the brothers and sisters who have accompanied us through the revolutionary life in the past few months. Your revolution has not succeeded yet. Comrades, please work harder!

Dear friends, on July 28th, our first child was born safely. Although we knew his imperfections as early as when we were pregnant, we would still love him. I feel that the baby has been with us for a long time, but I haven't seen it for a long time … thank you for your sincere encouragement when we are most painful and hesitant!

28. Thank you for saying it every day. Today, I finally couldn't help but pull out the little slacker by caesarean section. Gee, the beautiful little princess is pretending * * *! I endured the pain and kissed her gently on the forehead before she woke up. Come and play with the little princess!

29. I always thought I was going to be a grandfather! Today, I completely understood one thing: I was my grandfather's life!

30,65438+13: 00 am on October 28th 10, my friend, you missed an important moment in your sleep. A beautiful girl named, weighing 5 kilograms and 82 liang, came into this world at this important moment, and it has been seven hours since. Thank you for your concern all the time!

3 1, the imperial edict has arrived-Feng Tianyun, the emperor announced that ten officials * * * will have a daughter today, and she will be adopted and named "Little Dragon Girl". Ai Qing was ordered to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and paintings, famous horses and BMW, and fine wines and wines to "Little Dragon Girl". Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.