Li Honghui, can you help me do fifty brain teasers?

Why is 1 Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

Who is taller, 2 A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)

Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine (a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)

What are you afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)

8 1234567890 which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop)

How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.

10 What is white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two)

Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: male (jiaozi has foreskin)

12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".

13 A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out? Answer: betel nut

14 Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.

15 why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

17 A fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result? Answer: Fatty.

18 chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

19 Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.

A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

2 1 Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)

What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)

Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

24 has ABCD..26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 ETs drove away UFOs.

What's the name of a 25-day-old child? Answer: I have a gift (born with it)

What's the child's name? A: The water rises (the wind rises)

Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)

3 1 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)

Don't go out on rainy days without much money. Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])

What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.

You Zhu in the pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.

What if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai

What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].

37 A and b can be transformed into each other, b can produce c in boiling water, c can be oxidized into d in air, and d smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d? Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg

What sword is transparent? Answer: No.

Who will forget the water for Andy Lau? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)

Why can't you see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

4 1 Why does the rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.

42. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.

Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.

Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)

Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)

What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish

What fish is the cleverest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish

5 1 We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: Mama Bear.

The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.

The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.

The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.

The dog and the rabbit went to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the dog recite first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)

Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).

What doesn't spit when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal

What sect of believers can't lie? A: Quanzhen religion

Who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon

6 1 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)

Who is playing Chopin's serenade? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)

Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)

Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.

A steamed stuffed bun fought with potatoes, and the potatoes killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.

When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to seek revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run.

A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.

Whose sea is 67? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: idiot, or two chickens.

There was a bean in 7 1 and it fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: chocolate beans

Why don't princesses hang mosquito nets when they get married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

Who is 73 meters' mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower (peanut).

Who is Amy's father? A: Amy's father is a butterfly.

Who is Amy's lover? Answer: mice (mice love rice)

Who is Amy's grandmother? A: Amy's grandmother is a wonderful pen.

Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.

Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle)

75 eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate wins ~ {make a foodie} answer: chocolate bar

Not convinced by losing eggs, I went to fight again and lost again. Answer: egg noodles.

As a result, the eggs were lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find my brother's cake. The cake failed as a result.

I was also severely humiliated by chocolate ~ {I made a foodie} Answer: chocolate chess (angry) cake.

Finally, the eggs and cakes went to the big brother's egg tart, which said that chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this, D~

So I went to find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized his mistake.

Apologize for eggs and cakes, {play a foodie} Answer: fu chocolate.

Cars can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee (car, plane)

How to make drinks bigger? Answer: recite the great compassion mantra

A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra.

So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Answer: shy zebra

Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao (speaking of the devil)

Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! The ground is frosty)

8 1 which historical figure is the most worth fighting? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Who is Amy's mother?

Brain teaser answer (Amy's mother is a flower, why? Peanuts, flowers-raw rice, the mother of natural rice is flowers)

Who is Amy's grandmother?

Brainstorm answer (What are flowers made of? There is an idiom called "a wonderful pen gives birth to flowers".

Who is Amy's father?

Brainstorm answer (dad is mom's lover, of course, and butterfly is Amy's father)

Who is Amy's grandfather?

Grandpa is popcorn filled with rice and flowers.

A group of women are chatting.

Brainstorm answer: nonsense (no chicken talk)

A person is painted gold.

Brainstorm answer: whoosh is amazing (a golden man)

The sheep stopped breathing.

Brainstorm answer: stand up straight (sheep don't breathe)

The mobile phone can't fall into the toilet

Brainstorm answer: now or never, time never comes again (wet)

Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent.

Brainstorm answer: I can't stop (my father can't)

The dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge.

Brainstorm answer: a painting that I never forget (crossing a tree and never forgetting the king)

Bees stop on the calendar.

Brainstorm answer: sunny sunny (bees and calendars)

Two people are sitting on a stone.

Brainstorm answer: kill two birds with one stone

A group of people smashed guns with eggs.

Brain teaser answer: bullet rain (bullet rain)

Painters like to draw thick ropes instead of thin ones.

Brainstorm answer: superb (thick rope into the picture)

Piano in Mobile Construction

Brain teaser answer: love at first sight (moving the piano)

Eat with chopsticks.

Brainstorm answer: popular (chopsticks for people)

Dialogue between chicken and duck

Brainstorm answer: chickens talk to ducks.

One hundred and one degrees.

Brainstorm answer: all done.

Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty.

Brainstorm answer: cadence (a sheep is squatting wrong)

The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle answered the phone and said "hello"

Brainstorm answer: Yang follows Yin (sheep telephone eagle "hello")

Who doesn't have a phone?

Brainstorm answer: Tianyi (seamless mobile phone)

Who knows birds best?

Brainstorm answer: a panicked bird knows a bird.

Why did the ancients lie on the ice for carp fish?

Brainstorm answer: there are carp in the ice (ceremony)

Why does a stallion run faster than a mare?

Brainstorm answer: hurry up

The hat is dirty. Why should it be turned over?

Brainstorm answer: Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

Why do newborn children die?

Brainstorm answer: risk your life

Why is it so melancholy to paint a knife blue?

Brainstorm answer: invulnerability (blue)

Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the Four Arrows since childhood?

Brainstorm answer: Time flies (four arrows)

Why is the middle school attached?

Brainstorming answer: stillbirth (attached middle school)

How to keep ducks from flying away?

Brainstorm answer: give it a wing (it's hard to fly)

How to make sparrows quiet?

Brainstorm answer: click (silence is silence)

How to make things bigger?

Brainstorm answer: (cold) tolerance is great.

What kind of snake has many mouths?

Brainstorm answer: talking (snake)

The one who washes his face is called a washbasin. What about the one who washed his hands?

Brainstorm answer: golden basin (wash your hands of golden basin)

What juice tastes the worst?

Brainstorm answer: rack one's brains

What can you see on the guillotine in hell?

Brainstorming answer: furtive

Who can easily finish three years of high school?

Brainstorm and answer: Teacher Rui (can't wait to be sharp, please see ㄉㄤ).

How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop?

Brainstorm answer: there will be a sheep's head hanging at the door of the dog meat shop (hanging a sheep's head to sell dog meat)

Why do cold jokes have to be told three times at a time?

Brainstorm answer: think twice before you act (three times ~ ~ think twice before you act)

Why do cats like to hit people?

Brainstorm answer: (This question is white enough) Because cats like cats? box

How much does this star weigh?

Brainstorm answer: 8 grams (Starbucks Star 8 grams)

What happens when Miller of the Walking Team dies?

Brainstorm answer: Maitreya Buddha

Why is "seven ups and eight downs" seven ups and eight downs? (

Brainstorm answer: I owe you ~~) because "eight is below seven"

Why can't you see God's dick?

Brainstorm answer: cats can't miss (chickens)

Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"?

Brainstorm answer: the moon represents my heart ("CoCo Lee" how much I love you ...)

What sports do you do with your back?

Brainstorm answer: (This is more skirts) Jane sports.

Which snake has the strongest vitality?

Brainstorming answer: a three-inch tongue (snake)

Why are icebergs "horns"?

Brainstorm answer: the other foot was interrupted by the Titanic.

Why don't men go out?

Brainstorm answer: because you go out, you become a "layman"

What chair do you like best?

Brainstorm answer: enjoy.

Why am I born cold?

Because I want to, so I am (I am ~ ~, so I am)

Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Brainstorm answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

Brainstorm answer: What line do orangutans hate most?

Brainstorm answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Brainstorm answer: eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

Brainstorm answer: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Brainstorm answer: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question: What is the pencil's surname?

Brainstorm answer: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Brain teaser answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Brain teaser answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Brainstorming answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?

Brainstorm answer: click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Brainstorm answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

Q: Who is Amy's mother?

Brainstorm answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

Question: What is white plus white?

Brainstorm answer: equal to the little white rabbit

Reason: Xiaobai No.2

Question: Is Jiaozi a man or a woman?

Brainstorm answer: male

Reason: Men have foreskin.

Question: Which singer's name is the man's urine?

Brainstorm answer: Tao Zhe

Reason: Tao Jiji

Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! !

Brainstorm answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Brainstorm answer: Wang Leehom

Reason: to coax.

Question: What if I come out again?

Brainstorm answer: Han Hong

Reason: Still coax.

There is a bear coming.

Brainstorm answer: come prepared (bear comes)

The eleventh book

Unbelievable (BOOK 1 1)