Seek the good jokes in Journey to the West, hurry! 50 points

Back in Xuanzang's twelfth meeting, Guanyin became a golden cicada.

The poem says:

Longji Zhenguan was thirteen years old, and Wang Xuan was a public lecturer.

Dojo performance is not limited, cloud light takes big wishes and small lives.

The imperial edict repaired the brake, and the golden cicada shelled the west culvert.

Giving good results is super heavy, and words and deeds are the top three.

Thirteen years of Zhenguan, one year has passed, September, the third day, sunny. Master Chen Xuanzang, get together.

1200 eminent monks performed various wonderful classics at Hua Sheng Temple in Chang 'an. The emperor has ended his early rule. He is handsome and handsome, both civil and military.

Officer, take a phoenix chariot, go out of the golden palace and burn incense in the temple. What do you think of that Luan Jia? The whole thing is:

If you are lucky once, everything will be lucky. Benevolence is frivolous and beautiful. Before and after the thousand officials were divided, the five guards raised the flag.

Line up on both sides. Holding a melon and an axe, both are right; Crimson gauze candle, royal furnace incense, hazy and open. When dancing, the stork.

Praise the eagle. Right, loyal minister Liang. Fu Jie passed on Shunyu for thousands of years, pushing Wandai to compete with Tang Yao. Look at that song again

An umbrella with a handle, a robe and a glow; Jade chains, Cai and red mist are dancing. Pearl crown jade belt, purple ribbon gold medal. protect

Drive a thousand troops, Fu Yu will be on two fronts. The emperor bathed in reverence for Buddha, converted to good fruit and lit incense.

King Tang arrived at the temple very early. The organ ordered. After getting off the chariot, he led many officials to worship Buddha and burn incense. Three laps

When I finished, I looked up. It was a good Dojo. But look:

The building is fluttering and the treasure is flying: the building is fluttering and the clouds are shaking; Bao Gai flies, reflecting the sun and red electricity.

Cut. The golden Buddha respects beauty, and the arhat jade is majestic. Vase with fairy flowers, furnace burning sandalwood: vase with fairy flowers, brocade and trees are bright.

Huiman Temple; The stove burns sandalwood, and the fragrance is clear. When the new fruit is built with a bamboo plate, the case of strange candy cakes is piled up. eminent monk

List the true scriptures and wish to pull the lonely soul out of suffering.

Emperor Taizong's civil and military officials burned incense, worshipped Buddha and golden body, and entered Luohan Sect. I also saw Master Chen Xuanzang, the great master of Beijing, leading the monks.

King Luo Baitang. After the ceremony, everyone will be assigned to a meditation position. The mage presented the list of orphans to Taizong. List yue:

Virtue is slim and Zen is silent. Clean and well informed, flowing through the three realms. Ever-changing, controlling yin and controlling yang. Physical use is really common,

Infinite pole Looking at his lonely soul, it is right to mourn deeply. This is the sacred life of Emperor Taizong, and monks were selected to participate in Zen. Open and convenient

The door is full of compassion and compassion, and it frees the six breath of indulgence. Lead the way of truth and play the role of HarmonyOS system; Dynamic stop

Inaction is a pure element. Take advantage of this good cause and invite you to enjoy the Qing capital; Take advantage of my victory, get out of the prison of hell and arrive in Elysium as soon as possible.

Free and unfettered, come and go to the west at will.

The poem says:

How many rolls are super-living? .

The magic method is boundless, and the grace of heaven is boundless.

All grievances have been eliminated, and all lonely souls have been released from prison.

I am willing to protect my country's family, which is clear and peaceful.

Emperor Taizong was filled with joy when he saw it. He said to the monks, "You should strengthen your hearts and never ignore Buddhism. When the work is finished,

Everyone has his reward, and I will reward him, and I will never waste my efforts. "The one thousand two hundred monks, nodded together. Ri ri San Zhai

It's over, Tang Wang drove back. Please burn incense after the meeting on the 7th. It's getting late and all the officials will retreat. Why did you see me so late?

Look at that:

It's dark in Wan Li, when will the crows return to their nests?

The city is brightly lit and quiet, and it is time for the Zen monk to settle down.

One night. The next morning, the mage got up and sat down, and everyone gathered to recite the scriptures.

Speaking of Guanyin Bodhisattva in Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea, the Tathagata instructed him to visit Chang 'an to learn from the good people.

Those who have not been virtuous for a long time. Suddenly, I heard that Taizong preached good fruit, chose a monk, held a meeting, and saw the mage altar.

Lord, Jiang Liuer is a monk, a Buddha from Elysium, a reincarnated elder and a Bodhisattva Ten.

He happily took the treasure given by the Buddha to the street and sold it with the goods from Mu Cha. What baby do you think he is? Do you have brocade?

Robe, Zhang Xi and Nine Rings. There are also three gold hoops, tight hoops and forbidden hoops, which are kept in secret for later use. Only tapirs

Xi Zhang betrayed him. In Chang 'an city, there is a silly monk who can't choose, but there are several village notes. Watch the bodhisattva scab.

A moment later, dressed in rags, barefoot and naked, holding a cassock, he came forward and asked, "That monk,

How much is your cassock? The Bodhisattva said, "The cassock is worth 5,200 yuan, and Zhang Xi is worth 2,200 yuan. That stupid monk

He smiled and said, "These two monks are crazy! Is a fool! These two rough things sell for 7.2 thousand silver, unless.

If you put on your upper body and live forever, you have to become a Buddha as your ancestor. It's not worth it! Take it! Can't sell it! "Bodhisattva will not.

During the quarrel, Mu Cha went forward again. Hang hook for a long time, came to the east gate, is bumped into the prime minister xiao? The crowd dispersed back and forth.

Standing on the street drinking. Bodhisattva openly refused to avoid, holding the cassock in the street and facing the Prime Minister. The prime minister bridled the reins to watch,

When the servant saw the gorgeous cassock, he asked the asking price of the cassock. The Bodhisattva said, "The cassock is 5,200 yuan, tin.

The staff cost two thousand two hundred. "Small?" What are the benefits? Worth such a high price? The Bodhisattva said, "This cassock is very good, isn't it?"

Department; There are places where money is needed and places where money is not needed. "Small?" What should I do? What's the matter? The Bodhisattva said, "I am afraid of it."

Don't fall into the sink, don't fall into hell, don't suffer evil, don't encounter the disaster of the tiger and the wolf, just fine; If you are greedy and happy,

A foolish monk, a monk who doesn't fast, an ordinary man who ruined the scriptures and slandered the Buddha, wore robes to see that my face was not good. "

Ask again: "What do you want money for, don't want money?" The Bodhisattva said, "You don't believe in Buddhism, you don't respect the three treasures, and you buy cassock and Zhang Xi by force.

It must be sold to him for 7.2 thousand, which means asking for money; If you respect the three treasures, see the good and rejoice, convert to my Buddha and bear it, I

I am willing to give my cassock and Zhang Xi away and get married with me. Is that I don't want money. "Xiao? Smell, add spring scenery,

Know that he is a good man. Even if you dismount, you should treat the Bodhisattva with courtesy. "The solution of the elders, forgive me xiao's dictation? Sin among sins. I

The emperor of the Tang Dynasty was very kind, and all the officials in the Qing Dynasty pursued it. It is just right to build the' land and water conference' from now on.

Wear it with master Chen Xuanzang. I'll see you in court. "

Bodhisattva happily followed, dragging it around and into the Donghua Gate. The yellow door official turned to play and was ordered to announce it to the Hall of Fame. Have you seen Xiao?

The king of Tang led two monks to stand at the foot of the steps and asked, "Xiao? What are you going to play? " Xiao? He bowed at the steps and said, "Minister

Out of Donghuamen, I met two monks selling cassocks and Zhang Xi. I thought Master Xuanzang could wear this suit, so I led the monks.

"Emperor Taizong exultation, then asked the cassock value geometry. Bodhisattva and Mu Cha stood on the stage, but they didn't salute because they asked.

The price of the cassock, replied: "The cassock is 5,200, and Zhang Xi is 2,200." Taizong said, "What's the use of the cassock? It's worth it

A lot? "Bodhisattva way:

"This robe, the dragon is covered with a wisp, avoiding the disaster of Dapeng swallowing; It's wonderful to hang a crane, which is extraordinary and free from vulgarity. But sitting,

There is a god who worships; Every move, with seven buddha.

The cassock is made by ice silkworm and spun by a skillful craftsman. Fairy moths weave, fairy gods weave, and square clusters embroider.

Sew, help pile brocade piece by piece? . Exquisite patchwork makeup, bright and shiny. Put it on and wrap it around red mist. Take it off.

A colorful cloud. There is dark light outside Sanmen, and there is treasure in front of Wuyue Mountain. Passion fruit is embedded again, and the stars are burning.

Elephant. There are night pearls on four corners and an emerald between the tops. Although there is no complete original figure, there are also eight treasures.

This cassock is worn by saints. When you are free, you can fold, and a thousand layers of rainbow; Wear it when you meet a saint, bother.

Both gods and ghosts are afraid. There are wishful beads, manizu beads, dust beads and wind beads on it; Agate, purple coral,

A luminous pearl, a relic. Steal Bai Yue and compete with the sun for red. The immortals are full of gas, and the auspicious light praises the saints: the immortals.

It's full and sunny; Auspicious lanterns and sage flowers have spread all over the world. According to mountains and rivers, tigers and leopards are surprised; Shadow island, a moving fish

Dragon. Two golden locks were nailed along the border and a string of white jade cong was knocked.

The poem says:

The three treasures are dignified and respectful, and all four students and six roads are evaluated.

A clear mind helps to cultivate people's nature and see the lamp of wisdom conveyed by performance.

Protect the solemn golden world, and keep your body and mind clean.

Since the Buddha made the cassock, who dares to break the monk? "

The King of Tang heard about it in that Jubao Hall and was very happy. Then he asked, "Monk, what's the use of the nine-ring staff?" Bodhisattva

"My look around is like this:

Copper inlaid with iron makes nine chains, and nine immortals keep swallows forever.

At first, I was tired of seeing the blue veins and bones, and went down the mountain with the white clouds.

The five ancestors of Moho swam to Tianque, and Rob found his mother and broke the ground.

Don't dirty the world of mortals. I like to accompany monks to Yushan. "

Hearing this, the king of Tang ordered the cassock to be unfolded and read it carefully from the beginning. This is really a good thing. "The solution of the elders, I don't tell you the truth.

Today, I started a good religion and planted Futian extensively. I saw many monks gathered in Watson Temple to recite scriptures. One of them is very virtuous.

Monkey, whose legal name is Xuanzang. I bought you these two treasures for him. What's your asking price? "Bodhisattva smell speech,

When he joined hands with Mu Cha to convert, he recited the Buddha's name and bowed down and said, "Since I have virtue, I am willing to give it to him and never ask for money."

Say, get off and go. It's urgent, Xiao? Grabbing him, he leaned over and stood on the temple and asked, "You said the cassock was 5,200.

Xi Zhang is 2200 yuan. Look, I want to buy it. You don't want money. Dare you say that I depend on your throne and insist on your things? ——

This is even more unreasonable. I will pay you at your original price, but I can't shirk it. "The Bodhisattva raised her hand and said," I have a wish in front of me, and my original words bear fruit.

There are three treasures, and you are happy when you see good. I convert to my Buddha and am willing to give him no money. Today I saw your majesty's virtue. Stop being kind and respect me.

Buddhism, the situation is also good, monks have virtue and behavior. They preach Dafa and deserve it. They never ask for money. I am willing to keep this and report back. "

King Tang was very happy to see him so diligent. Upon request, Guanglu Temple will reward a large row of vegetarian banquets. Bodhisattva refused to accept her firm words, but she was very tactful.

Let's go Still looking at the land temple, the topic can't be avoided.

It is said that Emperor Taizong established a noon court under the command of Wei Zhi and announced that Xuanzang entered the court. The mage is gathering people to climb the altar, satirize scriptures and recite poems.

As soon as he heard the decree, he went down to the altar, got dressed and went with Wei Zhi to see the driver. Taizong said, "If you want to prove good deeds, you have to work hard, Master, and you have nothing.

Reward. Good morning, Xiao? Welcome two monks, willing to send brocade? A cassock, a nine-ring. Today, I specially called Master Ling.

Go enjoy it. "Xuanzang kowtow to give thanks. Taizong said, "If you don't give up, master, you can put it on and have a look with me. "Then the elders will become a monk.

Shake off your clothes, hold Zhang Xi and stand in front of the steps. The monarch and his subjects are very happy. As sincere as Buddha. Look at him:

Linlin's words are elegant and elegant, and the Buddha's clothes can be cut. Brilliant, full of Kun, colorful knots condensed the universe. Bright and clear

Pearls are arranged up and down, and layers of gold thread pass through the front and back. Surrounded by brocade, it is covered with embroidery of various exotic flowers and grasses. Babel makeup flower binding button

Silk and velvet buckle with gold collar. The size of the Buddha and the sky are high and low, and the astrology is similar. Master Xuanzang is predestined friends, and there is wine today and drunkenness today.

This thing is passable. The Arrow is as muddy as Elysium, and better than the western reality show. Xizhang clinks against the Ninth Ring Road, and Pilu hat reflects abundance.

Thick. Bodhi without deceit is not as good as true Buddha.

At that time, in the applause in front of the civil and military steps, Emperor Taizong was overjoyed. That is, the mage wears a cassock and holds a treasure stick; Give it to two more teams.

According to the instructions, he led many officials out of the gate and taught him to go to the streets and temples, just as the top scholar praised officials in middle schools. this

Go to Xuanzang to give thanks again. In that street, it is vigorous and swaying. Look at Chang' an, businessmen sit in Jia,

Childe Wang Sun, literati, men and women, old and young, all vying for praise, all said, "What a mage! What a living arhat!

Descending, the living bodhisattva came to the world. "When Xuanzang waited in the temple, the monks stayed to meet him. When I saw him wearing this cassock and holding this picture,

It is said that the king of earth treasure has come, and everyone has returned to their shelters and waited around. Xuanzang went to the temple, worshipped Buddha, and showed his gratitude to all.

When it's over, everyone will return to the Zen position. I didn't feel the red wheel falling to the west. That is:

Sunset smoke fans the grass trees, and the bells and drums of the imperial capital ring at the beginning. Ding-ding-dong-dong broke the pedestrians, and the street was silent.

In that brilliant light, the lonely village was cold and silent. Zen monks enter into reason only to cultivate the nature of the devil.

Time flies, and it will be the seventh day in an instant. Xuanzang had another watch and invited the Tang King to burn incense. At this time, good voices are all over the world. also

Zong immediately drove and led the civil and military officials, and the empresses and concubines arrived at the temple early. People in that city, big or small, respect this temple.

Listen. When a Bodhisattva said to Mu Cha, "Today is the Land and Water Meeting, July 17th and July 7th are enough. I'm hanging out with you.

In the crowd, one sees what will happen to him, one sees how lucky cicadas are to wear my baby, and the third listens to him.

What kind of scripture is it "Two people with the temple. It was fate that met an old friend, and Prajna returned to this Dojo. enter

Seeing the temple is really a big country in China, and the fruit wins the grandmother; Is it over? Garden guards don't have to brake. That school

The fairy sound is bright and the Buddha's name is noisy. This bodhisattva has reached the edge of the multi-treasure platform, which is really a golden cicada of wisdom. The poem says:

Vientiane is clear and unique, and Xuanzang sits on the high platform of the ceremony.

The super-lonely soul sneaked in and the high-flow city came up.

Give things far away, and the door will open at will when you are born.

Everyone, old and young, is happy to see infinite law.

Another poem:

Because I traveled in the lecture hall of the Dharma circle, I knew each other very well.

I talked about the current complicated situation and the merits of dust robbery.

Rong Yun dragged Shu Qunyue, and the teaching network spread all over the space.

Show good thoughts in life, it rains heavily.

The mage is on the stage, reading the bitter classics of life and death for a while, talking about the seal of Anbang Tianbao for a while, and announcing the power of persuasion for a while.

Volume ". The Bodhisattva stepped forward, patted the stupa and shouted, "That monk, you only talk about Hinayana teaching.

Can you tell me something about Mahayana? Xuanzang was overjoyed when he heard this. He turned over and jumped off the stage. He shook hands with the Bodhisattva and said, "Old man!

Master, my disciple was negligent and committed a heinous crime. Before the meeting, all the monks in Gai talked about "Hinayana teaching method" but didn't know "Mahayana"

How about teaching methods? "The Bodhisattva said," Your Hinayana teaching method can't help the dead ascend to heaven, but it can only be vulgar and light. I

There are Mahayana Buddhism and Sanzang, who can transcend death and ascend to heaven, overcome human suffering, practice infinite longevity and do nothing. "

Just then, the supervisor of the hall suddenly played Tang Wang and said, "Master is talking about the divine method, and two monks are wandering around.

Pull it off and talk nonsense. "The king wanted to escape, and I saw many people push two monks into the later hall. See Taizong, a monk.

I can't afford manpower, and I didn't worship. I leaned back and said, "What did your Majesty ask me?" Tang Wang recognized it and said, "So it's you.

A monk who sends cassocks every day? "Exactly," said the Bodhisattva. . Taizong said, "Since you have come to the lecture, you should only eat vegetarian dishes.

Now why do you talk nonsense with my master, disturb the scriptures and miss my dharma? The Bodhisattva said, "Your mage is talking about Hinayana.

Teaching, the dead can't ascend to heaven. I have Sanzang Mahayana Buddhism, and I can live a long life without suffering. "Taizong is.

Sexi asked, "Where is your Mahayana Buddhism?" The Bodhisattva said, "I am a Buddhist in the Buddhist Temple of Thunder and Sound in Tianzhu.

When you come to the place, you can solve the knot of grievances and eliminate accidents. "Taizong said," do you remember? The Bodhisattva said, "I

Yes "Emperor Taizong was overjoyed and said," Ask the mage to guide him. Please take the floor. "

Bodhisattva took Mu Cha to the high platform and walked on Xiangyun until nine o'clock, showing her original salvation and holding a clean bottle.

The willow on the left is Mu Cha Huian, holding a stick and full of energy. Happy Tang Wang worshiped in heaven, and all the civil servants knelt down and burned.

That's great. The monks and nuns in the temple are vulgar, and the scholars are artificial. Instead of praying, everyone said, "Good Bodhisattva! Good bodhisattva! " There is a tone to prove it.

But please note:

Auspicious haze, colorful, auspicious light to protect the body. At nine o'clock in Hua Han, Jurchen appeared. Bodhisattva, wearing a hat on her head—

-Gold leaf buckle, Cui Hua store, glittering, thick beaded tassels; Wear a collar-light color, light makeup,

Jinlong Pan, Fei Caifeng's blue robe; Hanging on the chest-dancing in the wind for the moonlight, mixing beads and storing jade.

Building a fragrant ring? ; Tie one at the waist-ice silk, weaving gold edges, climbing colorful clouds, and promoting the splendid velvet skirt of Yaohai; Thousand-sided oil

Lead a fly to the east, travel around the world, be grateful and filial, have yellow hair and red mouth and white Ying Ge; Holding a hand.-Kindness.

Save the world vase, with a branch-sprinkle Yun Lan, sprinkle evil, sweep away the residual fog and weeping willows. Yuhuan wears embroidered buttons,

The golden lotus is deep under your feet. Three days later, this is Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Happy emperor Taizong, forget the country; The civil and military officials of love are rude; A lot of people on the cover say "Nan Wu".

Guanyin Bodhisattva ". Emperor Taizong immediately sent a decree to teach Dan Qing, a highly skilled painter, to describe the true image of the Bodhisattva. Will, choose a figure god.

Wu Daozi with great vision. This man is the one who will make great contributions to Lingyange in the future. At that time, he played a wonderful pen and made a painting.

Bodhisattva Xiangyun gradually drifted away, and the golden light disappeared instantly. I saw in mid-air, leaving a simple post round and round.

A few words of praise are clearly written. Ode:

Li Da Tang Jun, there are strange words in the west. Long journey, Mahayana diligence. You can surpass it after returning home.

The ghost came out of the crowd. If someone is willing to go, they will seek the golden body.

When Emperor Taizong saw the eulogy, he ordered the monks: "Stop the victory meeting until I send someone to fetch the Mahayana Sutra, and then be honest.

Rebuild good results. "All the officers are very obedient.

At that time, he asked in the temple, "Who took my order and went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha for Buddhist scriptures?" Can't ask, by-pass.

Teacher, the emperor saluted and said, "I am a poor monk. I would like to help my dog and horse, seek truth from your majesty, and pray for my king Jiangshan forever."

Solid. King Tang was overjoyed and stepped forward to help him get up, saying, "Master, if you can do your best to be loyal, filial and righteous, you won't be afraid to travel long distances and wade across mountains and rivers."

Chuan, I am willing to be your brother. "Xuan zang nodded his thanks. Don Guo Wang is very virtuous, so he went to the temple to worship Buddha.

Worship with Xuanzang, calling himself a "holy monk of the Jade Emperor". Xuanzang was grateful and said, "Your Majesty, what virtue can I have?

Dare to be so blessed? When I go, I must give my life and work hard until I die in the west; You can't get the truth without going to the west.

Even if I die, I dare not go back to China. I will fall into hell forever. "Use incense in front of the Buddha as an oath. Tang Wang was very happy and ordered him to go back.

Luan, wait to choose a good day, send a trip, and then drive back separately.

Xuanzang also returned to Hongfu Temple. Many monks and several disciples in that temple heard about the scriptures and came to meet each other. Question:

"Vowing to go to the West, is it true?" Xuanzang said, "It's true." His apprentice said, "Master, try what they say, Lucy."

The sky is far away and there are many tigers and leopards; I'm afraid I can't go back and I can't save my life. Xuanzang said, "I have made a big wish.

If you don't learn from the scriptures, you will fall into hell forever. Probably because of Wang Enchong, he had to do his best to serve the country. I'm really embarrassed to go here.

It's hard to decide whether it's good or bad. "And he said," Disciples, after I leave, it may be three or two years, or five or seven years, but look at this mountain.

I will come back as soon as the branches of Marie Laure Gigon extend eastward; Otherwise, there will be no return. "All the ACTS will seriously remember this.

The next morning, Emperor Taizong set up a court, summoned hundreds of civil and military officials, wrote a collection of classics, and used a common seal. There is Qin playing yue:

"Today is people's lucky day, so it is advisable to travel far." Tang Wang was overjoyed. Suddenly he saw the official of the Yellow Gate saying, "Master Yu is facing the gate.

External waiting order. Then he announced to the hall: "Royal brother, today is an auspicious day to travel. This is the customs clearance document. I have another one.

Zijin alms bowl, fast on your way. Choose two long attendants, silver again? A horse, send it on a long journey.

Foot strength. You can travel. "Xuanzang exultation, even thanked the favor, got something, more have no intention of staying. Tangwang

Pai Jia was sent to the customs with many officials, only to see the monks and disciples of Hongfu Temple send Xuanzang's winter and summer clothes to the customs.

Equality. When the king of Tang saw it, he first taught him to pack his luggage and horses, and then took the officer's hand to drink. Emperor Taizong for jue, ask again:

"What is the nickname of the Jade Emperor?" Xuanzang said, "I am a monk, but I dare not name him." Taizong said, "At that time, the Bodhisattva said:

There are scriptures in the west, Sanzang. The royal brother can refer to the number, and the number is' Sanzang'. "Xuan zang got up and gave thanks, and took the royal wine way:

"Your Majesty, wine is the first precept of a monk's family. A poor monk is himself and can't drink." Taizong said, "Today's trip is more important than others.

It's different. This is vegetarian wine. I only drink this cup to show my gratitude. "The monk dare not. Stay after receiving the wine.

To drink, Taizong lowered his head, picked up a pinch of dust from the imperial finger and bounced it into the wine. Sanzang didn't understand what it meant. Taizong laughed.

"Yu Di, when will you go back to the Western Heaven?" "Only three years," Sanzang said, "and I'll go back to China." Emperor Taizong

The Taoist said, "Time will last forever. "Yu Di can drink this wine: he would rather love his hometown than two thousand gold from other places."

Sanzang realized the meaning of twisting the ground, thanked him, gulped it down, and politely refused to pass. Tang Wang drove back.