The story about Zhuge Liang in the romance of the Three Kingdoms is urgent, quick ~! ~! ~

Zhuge Liang, the prime minister of Shu, treated Ma Su badly. After the loss of the street pavilion, only 2,500 soldiers were stationed in Xicheng County. Suddenly the flying horse came to report: "Sima Yi led an army of 65,438 +0.5 million, flocking to Xicheng!"

At this time, Zhuge Liang had no generals around him, only a group of civil servants. All the officials were shocked when they heard the news. Zhuge Liang boarded the city head, and it was really dusty. Wei Jun went to Xicheng County to kill him. Zhuge Liang immediately ordered: "Hide all the flags, and all the sergeants will guard the sentry posts in the city. Anyone who goes in and out of the city gate casually and makes a loud noise will kill him! " Open four gates, each with 20 sergeants, pretending to be people and cleaning the streets. If Wei Jun arrives, don't move. I have my own plan. "

After the order, Zhuge Liang put on a crane and a black turban, led two teenagers to carry a piano, came to the city head, sat on the railing, burned incense and played the piano.

Wei Jun outpost quickly reported this situation to Sima Yi. Sima yi immediately ordered the army to stop moving forward, and his flying horse looked forward. Sure enough, I saw Zhuge Liang on the rostrum, smiling, burning incense and playing the piano. On the left is a boy with a sword and on the right is a boy with a tail. Inside and outside the city gate, only more than 20 people bowed their heads and cleaned up, and no one looked. When Sima Yi saw it, he suspected that there were heavy troops in the city and quickly commanded the troops to retreat.

His son Si Mazhao said, "Could it be that Zhuge Liang didn't have much strength and did it on purpose? Why did father flinch? "

Sima Yi said with a straight face: "Zhuge Liang has always been very cautious and never took risks. Today, the city gate is wide open, and there will be heavy ambush. If we rush in, we'll be trapped. Don't flinch if you blame it! "

Zhuge Liang laughed when he saw Wei Jun go. Officials asked him, "Sima Yi is a famous soldier of Wei. Today, he came here with 654.38+500,000 soldiers. At the sight of the Prime Minister, he hurried back. What is the reason? "

Zhuge Liang said, "He knows that I am cautious all my life and never take risks. Seeing that we were so calm, he suspected an ambush and retreated. I'm not taking a risk, just because I have to! "

Everyone praised and said, "Even ghosts and gods can't predict the Prime Minister's plan. If you come to command, you will abandon the city. "

Zhuge Liang said, "There are only 2,500 of us. If we leave this city, we won't go far. Won't we be caught up by the enemy soon? "

Zhuge Liang's cattle are mobile.

Zhuge Liang made many expeditions to the Central Plains and had a long journey. In order to provide food and grass, in addition to using cows and horses, he also designed a cart pushed by people hand in hand, which is called "Mu Niu Liu Ma".

On this day, Zhuge Liang's life department will lead 65,438+0,000 soldiers to drive the wooden cattle and horses from Jiange to Qishan Dazhai to transport food and grass and supply the Shu soldiers. Sima Yi got a report from the sentry: "It is not difficult for people to transport grain and grass with wooden cattle and horses, and cattle and horses don't have to eat grass."

Sima Yi was so frightened that the two departments each led 500 sergeants to spend the night on the only way for Shu soldiers to transport grain, and captured several horses and cattle. Then 100 more than a skilled craftsman took it apart face to face and copied it according to its size, length and thickness. Less than half a month, the result is more than 2000. Then ordered several ministries to lead 1000 sergeant to carry grain and grass in Longxi with wooden horses and cattle, coming and going without stopping. Besides, the Shu soldiers went back and reported to Zhuge Liang that several wooden cows and horses had been robbed, but Zhuge Liang smiled: "I only spent a few wooden cows and horses, and I will get a lot of food and grass in Wei Jun in the future!" These people are confused.

A few days later, his subordinates reported to Zhuge Liang: Sima Yi sent troops to drive wooden cows and horses to transport grain and grass in western Gansu. Zhuge Liang was overjoyed and said, "Just as I expected!" The Ministry will say to Wang Ping, "You led a thousand sergeants, dressed as Wei Bing, and stole across the northern plain in the starry night, saying only that it was a patrol to transport grain, went directly to the place where it was transported, killed the sergeants who protected the grain, and immediately drove back the wooden cattle and horses full of grain and grass. At this time, Wei Bing is bound to catch up with you, so you can twist your tongue in the mouth of Liu Ma, the cow, and the horses and cattle can't move. You just have to leave them behind. Wei Bing can't catch it, can't catch it, can't lift it, can't lift it. When I send my troops again, you will turn the car around, twist the tongue of Muniu Liuma and drive straight ahead. At that time, Wei Bing will be suspicious. "

After Wang Ping led the troops away, Zhuge Liang ordered Zhang Ben to say, "You lead 500 sergeant, pretend to be a ghost-headed beast, paint your face colorful, hold an embroidered flag in one hand and a sword in the other, hang a gourd on your body, and hide something that can attract fireworks in it and lie in ambush at the foot of the mountain. When the cow Liu Ma arrived, fireworks were set off and crowded together to drive away the cow Liu Ma. When Wei Bing sees you, he must suspect that you are a ghost and dare not chase you. "

After Zhang Ben was ordered to leave, Zhuge Liang sent troops to meet Wang Ping and Zhang Ben, and arranged some troops to cut off Sima Yi's retreat. So according to Zhuge Liang's plan, indeed as expected, the Shu army seized a lot of hay from Wei Jun.

Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang three times

During Liu Bei's new army, Xu Shu, a counselor, and Si Mahui, a famous scholar, recommended Zhuge Liang, who lived in seclusion in Longzhong, as a wizard to help the monarch successfully unify the world. Liu Bei went to heaven and took Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to Longzhong today to invite Zhuge Liang to come out of the mountain.

When they first came to Zhuge Liang's hut in Wollongong, Longzhong, buddhist nun came out and said, "Mr. Wang went out this morning and his whereabouts are uncertain. I don't know when he will come back."

Liu Bei was disappointed and told buddhist nun, "When Mr. Zhuge comes back, tell him that Liu Bei is visiting." He returned to Xinye with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

A few days later, Liu Bei sent messengers to inquire about the news. The messenger reported, "Mr. Wolong is back."

Liu Bei was very happy and ordered to prepare the horse.

Zhang Fei said discontentedly: "A small rural villager; Brother, why not meet in person? Send someone to call him. "

Liu Bei scolded: "Zhuge Liang is a contemporary saint, how can he be summoned!" Guan and Zhang mounted the horse and followed.

It was winter and dark clouds were gathering. After walking for several miles, the north wind was blowing hard and the snow was falling heavily. Zhang Fei said, "It's freezing, so it's better to go back to shelter from the wind and snow."

Liu Bei said: "I want Zhuge Liang to know that I really value the will of talents, which is the first priority of employing people." If you are afraid of the cold, go back first. "

Zhang Fei said, "I'm not afraid of death. Am I still afraid of the cold? It's just that Boge is wasting time thinking and energy. "

Liu Bei said, "Don't talk nonsense, just come with me."

The three men walked into the thatched cottage. They didn't meet Zhuge Liang, but only saw his brother Zhuge Jun.

Zhuge Jun said, "My brothers and friends went out for a walk yesterday."

Liu Bei said, "Where are you wandering?"

Zhuge Jun said, "Although there are contacts, I don't know where to go. When my brother returns home, he should return the gift. "

Liu Bei said, "How can you please Mr Zhuge? I'll come back in a few days. " Then I borrowed a pen and paper to write a passage to show my admiration for Zhuge Liang. Write it, hand it to Zhuge Jun, say goodbye and go back to Xinye.

Time flies, and the Spring Festival is coming soon. Liu Bei chose the auspicious day of the zodiac, fasted for three days, bathed and changed clothes, and then went to Wollongong to visit Zhuge Liang.

Guan Gong said, "My brother went there twice, and the etiquette reached its peak. I thought Zhuge Liang was a figurehead and deliberately avoided it. "

Zhang Fei called, "Brother He, I'll get a rope to tie him up."

Liu Bei scolded, "Don't be rude! In ancient times, Qi Huangong visited Dongguoye five times and met him. What's more, I have to meet the Great Sage? I won't go today, I'll take my second brother. "

Zhang Fei said, "My brothers are going. How dare my younger brother fall behind? "

Liu Bei said, "Don't be rude if you want to leave!"

Approaching the thatched cottage, I met Zhuge Liang and said Zhuge Liang was in the house. Liu Bei was overjoyed and buddhist nun said, "Sir, sleep in the thatched cottage."

Liu Bei told buddhist nun not to disturb him. He just dismounted and stood at the door, waiting under the stone steps. After waiting for a long time, Zhuge Liang didn't get up.

Zhang Fei was furious. "This guy is too arrogant. Let me set a fire behind the house and see if he wakes up. "

Guan Gong persuaded him again and again. Liu Bei waited for two or three hours before seeing Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang was moved by Liu Bei's sincerity and humility. After discussing some countermeasures about the general trend of the world with Liu Bei, he finally agreed to go out and help Liu Bei.

Liu Bei is good at letting talented people do their best for him until he dies. What great wisdom, great wisdom!

Zhuge Liang fought for the first time.

Thanks to Liu Bei's "three visits to the thatched cottage", Zhuge Liang went out to serve as Liu Bei's military adviser. At this time, he was only 26 years old. Moreover, Liu Bei has only 3000 soldiers and horses, circling in the tiny land of Xinye. But Liu Bei was so happy to get Zhuge Liang that he always said, "I am like a duck to water." Guan Yu and Zhang Fei refused, but Zhuge Liang pretended not to know, and asked Liu Bei to recruit 3000 militiamen and train them himself to enrich his troops.

Soon, the spies reported that Cao Cao sent Xia Houdun and General Yu Jin to kill Xinye with 65,438+10,000 troops. Guan Gong and Zhang Fei sneered, "Let the water rebel." Zhuge Liang asked Liu Bei for Fang Shangjian and went to the hall to dispatch: "There is a mountain on the left of Wang Bo called Yushan; There is a forest on the right, called anlin. Can ambush military forces. Guan led 65,438+0,000 people to ambush in Yushan. When the enemy came, they let go, and their supplies were behind. Only when there is a fire in the south can they drive troops to attack and burn supplies. Zhang Fei can lead 1000 people to ambush behind anlin. Look at the fire in the south, you can attack. Guan Ping took 500 men to prepare kindling, and waited on both sides behind Bowangpo to set fire to the enemy. Zhaoyun quickly transferred back to Fancheng and made him a pioneer; As long as you lose in the battle, don't win. My Lord brought an army as Zhao Yun's backup. Each of you should follow the plan and don't make mistakes. "

Guan Yu said, "We all go to war. I wonder what a military adviser does? "

Zhuge Liang said, "I am sitting in the county seat."

Zhang Fei said with a smile, "Let's fight. You are so comfortable at home! "

Zhuge Liang shouted: "The sword is printed here, and those who violate the order will be killed!"

Guan and Zhang sneered and left, and all the people were suspicious. Zhuge Liang said to Liu Bei, "Your master will camp at the foot of Wang Bo Mountain with his army today. Tomorrow evening, the enemy will arrive, and the master will abandon the camp and retreat. When he sees the fire, he will go back to the army to cover it up. I'm here to prepare a celebration dinner for you. "

Liu Bei is also confused and uneasy.

Let's talk about Xia Houdun and Yu Jin leading a great army to Wang Bo, and suddenly they saw the dust flying in front of them. Xia Houdun ordered the great army to spread out and asked the guide, "Where is this place?"

The tour guide said, "Bowangpo."

Xia Houdun said with a smile: Fortunately, Xu Shu boasted in front of the Prime Minister about how to be good. I think he is also a fool. Isn't it equal to driving dogs and sheep to duel with tigers and leopards? "

Say that finish, Zhao Yunling led the troops to play, Xia Houdun fought a round, zhaoyun played losing ground.

Foreign Ministry Han Hao said, "There may be an ambush."

Xia Houdun said, "The enemy troops are so weak that they lie in ambush on all sides. What am I afraid of! "

After catching up with Bowangpo, suddenly a gunshot. When Liu Bei led the troops to fight, Xia Houdun smiled at Han Hao: "This is the so-called ambush. I won't retreat until I set foot on a new field tonight. " Urge the team to move forward. Liu Bei and Zhao Yun retreated all the way.

It's getting dark, and the night wind is getting stronger. Xia Houdun only urged the troops to hurry up. When they reached the narrow mountain road with reeds on both sides, Yu Jin and Li Dian, who were escorting grain and grass, arrived with guards. When they saw it, they called, "General Xia, go slow." Yu Jin also rushed to the front to stop. Xia Houdun suddenly realized that he was about to withdraw when he heard ShaSheng shouting behind him. There was a big fire early, and reeds on both sides caught fire. In an instant, flames were blazing in all directions and the wind was blowing hard. Jun chaos, trample on each other, countless casualties. Zhao Sanhui's troops were driven away, and Xia Houdun broke through and fled. Li Dian saw that the situation was not good and ran back to Bowangpo, but was stopped by Guan Yu's army. Yu Jin saw that the hay wagon burned down and fled from the path. Xia Houlan and Han Hao wanted to save the grain and grass, but they were stopped by Zhang Fei's ambush. Zhang Fei shot Xia Houlan under the horse, and Han Hao made a dash for the road. Until dawn, Liu Bei won the retreat, killing Cao Jun's corpse everywhere, and the blood became a river. Xia Houdun cleaned up the mess; Return to Xuchang in a mess.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei praised each other: "Kong Ming is really a talent!" They crawled in front of Kongming's car, which was sitting in the car to kill the army.