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Narita is in Chiba, Haneda is in Kanagawa, Kabuki Street is in Tokyo and Mount Fuji is in Yamanashi. There is something wrong with your itinerary. I'll help you change it. ※

Two years ago (にねんまぇ) の 201year, mother (はははと) と Japan (と

Come on, come on.

たび の もくてき は かった (ぉもしろ)

The original (さぃしょ) は artificial island (じんこぅとぅ) の Haneda Airport (はねた

The next few days (つぎのすぅじつ), Ginza (ぎんざ) and Shibuya (しぶ).

Tokyo (とぅきょぅの) Town (まちちででぃぉもし𞊣/)

Tokyo のつぎはぉさかまででぃどぅししし

Tianshouge は 1585 (ねんによとみひでよしし) と

ㆡしぃたのしぃがわりました (ぉわりり)