Who is enshrined in Zhang San's dog house?

Zhang San's family worships Zhang Xian.

If my aunt and my sister's mother-in-law were still alive, I believe they would often argue: On the night I was born, did my mother pass out because of being angry with me, or was she angry?

Fortunately, the two old ladies followed the laws of nature and were escorted to the cemetery by relatives and friends. Otherwise, whether I celebrate my happiness or my birthday, my heart will not be very calm. Yes, if my sister-in-law is right, I don't exist at all!

It seems necessary to declare that I was born a little late and my elder sister got married a little early, so when I was born, my elder sister had a mother-in-law, and her prejudice was harder than diamonds. However, her prejudice is so deep that I dare not let her see me at all. As soon as she saw me, she immediately opened the doors and windows and let out the air!

I also want to make it clear that this is not to compare with others, but to belittle my elder sister and mother-in-law in order to praise menstruation. That's not necessary. Seriously, my aunt doesn't care much about my existence or not; Otherwise, why did her hookah often hit me on the head later was somewhat puzzling. Yes, I have a head, not a broken brick!

Nevertheless, my aunt insisted on seeking truth from facts and argued with my sister-in-law. According to her, my mother fainted because she gave birth to me and lost too much blood. According to my later investigation, my aunt's statement is quite correct, because since she was widowed in middle age and moved to my house, it is impossible for her not to master some first-hand news and information. My crying kept her awake. Then, I won't be angry!

I also found that since my aunt moved to my house, although she lived a different life, she ordered my mother to make tea, clean the table and sweep the floor in the name of her eldest sister-in-law, which was justified and comfortable. She really should feel at ease, and I can't give her rumors: think about it, how can an elder sister-in-law be considered an elder sister-in-law in those days without bullying her brother and daughter-in-law?

Before and after I was born, my mother certainly couldn't wait on my aunt as usual. No wonder my aunt was dissatisfied with me before I became an outlaw. However, no matter how selfish she is, I can't help thanking her: if she hadn't been willing to fight or even wrestle with her elder sister-in-law, my birthday and time might have been a little confusing. I am reluctant to part with that auspicious day!

This is indeed an auspicious day! Even after my aunt knocked on my three smoke pots, I couldn't help but wonder if I should continue to work hard. She couldn't help thinking that I was born on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, and all the people in Beijing, including the emperor and the minister of civil and military affairs, were born at the moment of farewell to Kitchen God!

In Beijing at that time, it was really dark at night without moonlight. There are no lights in the street, and there are no lights in the alley. If people go out at night without lanterns, they will become more and more afraid, get lost in the dark and find no home. Sometimes, they will wander in one place all night. According to the scientific theory of that era, this is called "ghost hitting the wall".

However, on the night when I was born, it was true that none of the men and women in Beijing met with "ghosts hitting the wall"! Of course, that night, here and there, there were also people who starved to death, froze to death and were killed. However, this has nothing to do with ghosts. No matter how tenacious ghosts are, they stay at home that night and dare not come out. There is no way to build a wall for nocturnal walking and appreciate them walking around the circle.

How many people sell honeydew melons and kwantung sugar in the street! As soon as it gets dark, they light lanterns to illuminate booths or cars. The darker the sky, the more vigorously, loudly and urgently they shouted. After Ding Geng (2), everyone almost finished offering sacrifices to the Kitchen God. Who else can we sell sugar to? With the voice of selling sugar, the most courageous ghosts dare not come out easily, let alone the timid ones-it is said that ghosts are also timid.

Listen again, from five or six o'clock, there are scattered firecrackers. Around you (the great moment when I was born), even shopkeepers and their families set off firecrackers together. Needless to say, even the black, yellow, big and small dogs in the room are trembling with fear. The light of fireworks broke through the dark sky and flashed, and people could see the treetops in the distance. Every yard lit up for a while: the statue of the kitchen god was invited to the yard to light high incense and cypress branches. The kitchen god quickly ate some Guandong sugar, turned it into ashes and flew to the Heavenly Palace.

Kitchen God went to heaven, but I fell to the ground. This can't help but make my aunt feel: "The origin of this boy is not small! Perhaps the little boy next to Kitchen God stayed here because he was greedy for candy and didn't have time to go to heaven! " Such a thought, menstruation can't help but hate me, and have a little respect!

I haven't figured out the chef's attitude towards my aunt. I do know that my aunt is not very serious about the chef. There is no kitchen king niche in her house. She only accosted the kitchen king and the God of Wealth after my mother gave them three sticks of incense in our room, and asked the gods an unnecessary question. If I happen to be here, she will give me a hard look; She decided that I was the reincarnation of the little boy, and she was there watching her!

Speaking of which, it's hard not to mention my sister's mother-in-law's attitude towards Buddha. She has style. In her hall, in the middle is a Buddhist table with a yellow veil. The big niche carved on the table is almost as high as the ceiling, and inside it is a red-faced and bearded Guan Gong. In the Spring Festival, five bowls of honey offerings, five bowls of red moon cakes and a hall of dried and fresh fruits were placed in front of Guan Gong. The shrines of God of Wealth and Zhang Xian, the kitchen god (that is, the immortal of "Tiangou becoming a monk, full of children and grandchildren") are placed on both sides, as if her "head of the family" is Guan Gong rather than the kitchen god. When the old lady arrived to demonstrate to her husband or son, her tone was so loud that she scolded God and Buddha without mercy! "You guys!" She would point to all the idols and say, "You guys! Eat my honey and fresh apples, but it's none of my business, anything! "

However, my aunt dared to stand up to this old lady who even dared to scold the Buddha, and she also argued in a tit-for-tat manner, which really made people have to secretly stretch their fingers! No matter how much I don't like my aunt, I always take her side when she fights with her aunt-

(1) Ask your heart-worship. Read your mind lightly.

② Bowl-the unit quantifier for offering sacrifices. In the old customs, during the Chinese New Year, the base for worshipping gods and buddhas is often filled with rice bowls, with millet flush with the mouth of the bowl, covered with red paper, and then piled with food such as moon cakes and honey, which is called a bowl.

(3) Zhang Xian-the god of sending children. Legend has it that in the Five Dynasties, Zhang Yuan learned the truth by visiting Qingcheng Mountain. In Song Dynasty, Su Xun dreamed that he had two marbles under his arm, which he thought was a sign of "having children", so he offered them day and night. Later, he gave birth to two sons, Su Shi and Su Zhe, who became famous writers.

After objective analysis, I really can't find anything lovely about my elder sister-in-law. Yes, until now, every time I think of "bluff" and "bluff", I actually think of my elder sister's mother-in-law. I thought of her eyes first. What an unreasonable look that is! When she meets someone, whether she wants to welcome them or kill them at once, her eyes are always fixed. She probably wants to open her eyes to express some feelings, but it seems empty and inexplicable to others. Her cheeks are fleshy, always dark and drooping, like two bags full of poison gas. When coughing and talking, her voice and mouth are self-made amplifiers. She always thinks that as long as the voice is Hong Zhong, it is convincing. She knows nothing, especially how to live. However, she will stare, so she will know everything.

Although I can't forget menstruation's hookah (especially the one with Jiaolan cigarettes), on the whole, she is more interesting than her elder sister's mother-in-law. From the outside, menstruation looks very delicate, and his cheeks don't look like pockets full of poisonous gas. Her eyes, calm, black and white, are very sacred. Unfortunately, sometimes there is a storm for no reason. When the storm came, her eyes turned into ghosts, with cold light and cold air! However, let's stop thinking about her eyes. She likes playing erhu. Every time she wins so much money, she will hum a few words of Huang Er in a low voice. It is said that her husband and my uncle are singers! Because of the improvement ... Oh, I forgot a big thing!

You see, I only paid attention to the date and time of my birth, but forgot to say which year! This is a famous year of the Reform Movement of 1898! 1898 coup (1)!

Strange to say, in those years when reform and improvement were talked about so much, my aunt changed her mind as soon as she heard the words "wardrobe" and "share". Only on holidays, after drinking two glasses of rose wine, did she reveal: "Singers are not cheap!" " "Nevertheless, no one has ever heard her say: What is my uncle's stage name? Is he a young singer or an old dancer?

Everyone doubts whether my uncle is a flag bearer. If he is a flag bearer, he may be a Beijing opera fan who spends money to buy face. However, playing with tickets is a limelight. Why can't my aunt admit it publicly? Maybe he is really a professional actor? But it's not quite right: although an innovative coup was brewing, wasn't there a danger of dismissing the standard-bearer of the opera? So, uncle is Chinese? It's not right either! If he is a Han Chinese, how can my aunt get some money and food every month after his death?

Until now, I still can't figure out this history. Uncle is a singer. No, it doesn't matter much I can't figure it out: why does my aunt, a widow who likes to hit me on the head with a bong, want to eat a share of the money? My father is an upright flag soldier, shouldering the heavy responsibility of defending the imperial city. He only has three taels of silver a month, and there are often two fake pieces in it. Why did my uncle, a singer, or maybe a Han nationality, make such great military achievements, but leave some money and food to my aunt? It seems that there must be some mistake! ——

① The Reform Movement of 1898-1898. The coup of 1898-refers to the bourgeois reform and reform promoted by Emperor Guangxu in June this year, also known as the "Reform Movement of 1898".

(2) Costume —— In China traditional opera terminology, it refers to the clothes and helmets worn by actors when they dress up. The lines are pronounced Xing (type) and get a share-that is, "drama", the salary of opera actors. The earliest wages were calculated on a monthly basis, and they were called "Yin Bao". Later, according to the number of games, it was called "play".

Wandering children-refers to amateur opera actors who are not from "regular classes" and occasionally play. The following is synonymous with "playing with tickets".

Whether it's the fault of the emperor or others, menstruation has a comfortable life anyway. She earns more and spends less-she lives in our house for free, and her brother-in-law is a voluntary maid. She is the "rich man" in our alley.

This is probably one of the important reasons why she dares to talk back to her elder sister and mother-in-law. The elder sister's mother-in-law keeps saying: My father is a viscount, my husband is an assistant leader, and my son is a Xiao Qi school. This is true; However, there is nothing heavy at the bottom of her box. Judging from her chubby face, she likes eating very much. This is not to say that she has money to eat well. Don't! If she doesn't have any money, she will pay on credit in the name of the viscount's daughter and Mrs. Zuo Ling. She not only loves credit, but also looks down on her relatives and friends who dare not and don't like credit. Although she didn't make it clear, she probably thought so: no credit, no flag bearer!

I said she "loves" eating, but I didn't say she "pays attention" to eating. She only likes to eat chicken, duck and fish, and won't appreciate any delicious food. However, she can also pay attention to one side: in the twelfth lunar month, she will buy two cucumbers with yellow flowers on their tips produced in Fengtai Warm Cave (2) and put them in front of Guan Gong; At the turn of spring and summer, she wanted to buy some of the first ripe Ming Tombs cherries, put them in small bags and display them on the altar. These are just to show her style and ostentation. When she really wants to eat, she will buy some "green beans" pretending to be cherries and stuff them into her mouth in large quantities, which is both cheap and enjoyable. Anyway, she often leaves a deficit and doesn't care if she owes more debts-

(1) the Xiao Qi school-a small officer under the "collar". Viscount-the fourth rank of the five ancient lords, marquis, uncle, son and adult. Viscount in Qing Dynasty was divided into 123, which was a relatively small hereditary title. Zuo Ling-Eight Banners Military System, with 300 people as "Lu Niu" (later increased to 400), was an officer in charge of Lu Niu, called "Lu Niu Erzhen" in Manchu and "Zuo Ling" in Chinese, and was a military attache with a relatively low status.

② Warm hole-greenhouse.

For creditors, her eyes are particularly round and big; The voice is also very loud, and he enthusiastically and generously confessed: "Listen! I am the daughter of viscount, the wife of Zuo Ling, and my parents-in-law have hardcore crops! You can put down the money and rice then. You can't owe money if you owe money. Why are you in such a hurry? "

These heroic and powerful words are not difficult to remind people of the prestige of the Qing soldiers when they entered the customs more than 200 years ago, so they are often enough to beat off creditors for 40 miles. Unfortunately, sometimes these words didn't achieve the expected results, and she would stare and laugh once or twice, which surprised the creditors. To tell the truth, her smile is no more appropriate than crying. She is both hard and soft, which is quite ironic.

When she dresses up, she always makes everyone feel embarrassed. However, style is related to status, and she has to dress up. It's time to wear bright yarn, but she must not wear real yarn; You should wear a hairpin, but never wear gold. As a result, her dozens of sets of singles, clips, cotton, leather and gauze clothes, as well as all kinds of jewelry in winter and summer, all circulated in and out of the pawnshop, pawned this set to redeem that set, and won the praise of the pawnshop. According to people who have seen grandma Yan, when grandma Yan dresses up, she dresses exactly like her eldest sister-in-law.

So, to this day, I still can't figure out how her husband can be so happy. I thought he was a lovely person when I was a child. Yes, he is not only happy, but also cute! Apart from spending money, he has almost no shortcomings. I first remembered his cough, a clear and tonal cough, which made people guess that he was the fourth immortal at will. His clothes are neat and smell of camphor. Some people say that this is because they have just been taken out of the pawnshop. I don't know if it's right.

No matter in winter or summer, he always carries four birdcages with two red chins and two indigo chins. He doesn't keep other birds, and his red and blue chin is exquisite and popular, just as an assistant collar. Only once, he exchanged half a year's salary for a snow-white sparrow. It's a pity that the white sparrow died inexplicably as soon as its reputation spread to the big teahouse in Jiucheng (1), so even if it saw a snow-white crow, it was no longer tempted.

In winter, he is particularly popular with me: in his arms, there are at least three gourds, each of which is eligible to be placed in an antique shop. I don't pay much attention to gourd. What excites me is that the bright green slugs on their fish are always chirping softly, as if they suddenly returned to Beijing from somewhere in summer.

In my naive eyes, he didn't come to visit his family, but to play with me. As soon as he talked about the experience of raising birds, slugs and crickets, he forgot the time, so that my mother had to prepare meals for him no matter how difficult it was. He is also very naive. As soon as his mother suggested that he stay for dinner, he coughed for a while, with a tone and rhythm, and then smiled a few times before saying, "in-laws, I'm really hungry!" " Don't bother, go to Tiantaixuan and order a dry fried meatball, sell Muxiu meat, a medium bowl of hot and sour soup, and add more pepper noodles and coriander. Do it! "

After this, my mother's eyes will be particularly wet for a day or two! Don't socialize, lest your daughter suffer indignities; Let's go socializing. Where is the money? Going to visit relatives in those days, in today's words, is really not simple!

Although my father-in-law is Wu Zhi, an assistant with a top hat, he doesn't like to talk about how to lead troops to war. I once asked him if he could ride a horse and shoot arrows. His answer was that he coughed for a while, and then immediately talked about the technology of raising birds. This is really worth talking about, even worth writing a book! Look, don't talk about how to raise children with red and blue chins, how to hang them, how to "pledge" them, and how to raise them in the season of changing feathers. Even the method of making those four birdcages is enough for half a day. Not to mention the bird cage, even the small magnetic food jar, small magnetic pool and small bamboo shovel in the cage are so exquisite that no one dares to say that they are not works of art! Yes, he seems to have forgotten that he is a military attache, and spent his whole life making small pots and shovels. Coughing and laughing all contain a high degree of artistry, so that he can indulge in small excitement and fun at any time.

He can sing! Some Wang Guild sang Xu Sheng, some Baylor sang leopard, and some Manchu officials changed from ticket lovers to famous Peking Opera actors. Traditional Chinese opera and Quyi have become indispensable things in Manchu life. They not only like to listen, but also like to appear in black and pink. They also wrote a lot of songs, fast books, drums and so on. Of course, my father is not far behind. It's a pity that he doesn't have enough financial resources to set up his own ticket club, let friends and relatives celebrate the full moon of children, or the birthday of the old lady, and take horses and chariots to sing tea all day and night, wasting money to buy face.

Win honor and enjoy the reputation of nine cities. He can only join a ticket club organized by others and have fun at any time. He can sing some quick books about Julian. His acting skills are not very high, but his popularity is very good. Every time he gives his skills, he wins warm applause from relatives and friends. The fly in the ointment is that when he leaves the ticket, if his wife dresses up, he can't help but think of grandma Yan and forget her words. After such humiliation, he didn't get angry when he went home, because both husband and wife would shout their voices hoarse when they made a big noise. However, the eldest sister and mother-in-law took the initiative, had a hard time, and became more and more in debt. They all blamed him for playing with tickets and doing nothing, and the future troubles were endless. He didn't say a word, and when she was panting, he learned the voice of Sanxian with his mouth and played the door for her: "Deng Li Gen Deng Deng". Influenced by art, he can find a way to masturbate in pain, so he is very happy-but according to his wife, it is shameless, shameless!

Growing up, I didn't know who was right and who was wrong. So, let's get down to business and talk about my birthday.

When I was born, my father was on duty in a corner of the imperial city. Men don't want Yue Bai, and women don't sacrifice stoves. This has been the case since ancient times. My aunt is a widow, and my mother and second sister are women. Although I am a man, I still can't bear the heavy responsibility. No one in the whole family presided over the sacrifice ceremony! My aunt lost her temper several times. Three days ago, she bought some real kwantung candy at Man Han pub in Yinglanzhai. The so-called real candy maker is the kind that is smaller and harder than a stone and sticks off the front teeth when put in your mouth, rather than the kind of low-grade goods that are easy to foam when exposed to hot air. She also bought a catty of assorted south sugar. These, she used a small crock basin to buckle up and put them in a cool place, so that the kitchen god and all the people did not know. She is going to secretly take out a part of it and enjoy it alone in bed after everyone has sacrificed to the kitchen god, even if half of the front teeth are glued off, no one knows. But this plan must be carried out after the sacrifice of the kitchen stove, so as not to let the kitchen god see it and incur God's condemnation. Hum! There is not a man in the whole family! She didn't get angry. My second sister is an honest girl with good intentions and no way to overcome difficulties. The more menstruation lost his temper, the more Second Sister panicked. She kept crying with tears in her eyes: "Aunt! Aunt! "

Fortunately, the elder sister came in time. My sister is a very beautiful daughter-in-law: with fine eyes, long face and pointed chin like lotus petals. Whether she wears a red silk gown or a blue cheongsam, whether she wears two heads or a flag bun, she is always so playful and refreshing. Her broad waist is always tall and slender; When you squat, please go straight up and down, be steady and go with the flow. It's just that when she laughs, she bends down slightly, as if she were out of breath, and she laughs so innocently and piteously. None of my relatives and friends like her, including my aunt. Only the eldest sister's mother-in-law thinks she is neither handsome nor smart, and often laughs at her: your father is just a vest with three taels of silver!

The elder sister and mother-in-law are so grand and exquisite, and the requirements for the maids are naturally extremely strict. She always thought that all maids should be killed in the line of duty, and she was exhausted when she entered the door. Since I married my daughter-in-law, I simply don't need a maid, but I use a kannika nimtragol as ten maids. Big sister's two heads often dare not separate for days, so she sleeps with that little arched guy. It takes quite a long time to comb your hair. In case my mother-in-law has got up and coughed loudly, and my sister hasn't combed her hair, it's a big sin to pay her respects in the past! Big sister must get up before dawn and go out to buy hot fried dough sticks and horseshoe biscuits for her mother-in-law. Elder sister is young and sleepy. But after becoming a monk, she will awaken herself through practice. When she woke up, she gently opened the door and looked at the three stars in the sky. If it is too early, she will go back to the kang, get dressed, take a nap, and dare not lie down again to avoid falling asleep. The whole family's meals, work, tea and cleaning are arranged by the elder sister alone. The harder she works, the more work her mother-in-law will give her and step up her training. Mother-in-law's hands don't move easily except to send food to her mouth. The more motionless your hands are, the more active your eyes and mouth are. As soon as she saw the shadow of her daughter-in-law, she gave several urgent orders.

There are too many things! Big sister must design well every day, plan in her busy schedule, and avoid confusion. After a few months of marriage, two thin and deep wrinkles appeared between her eyebrows. These grievances, she dare not say to her husband, for fear of causing right and wrong. Back to her mother's house, she refused to tell her mother for fear that her mother would be sad. When mother asked, she still smiled and said: Nothing! Nothing! Grandma, don't worry! We call our mother grandma. )

Big sister even dared not complain to her aunt, knowing that her aunt was a firecracker, she was angry at the beginning. However, she didn't refuse her aunt's little help. My sister's mother-in-law asked her daughter-in-law to dress up like a flower, but refused to give her some change such as rouge, powder and hair oil. So when my aunt asked her if she wanted money, my sister couldn't help lowering her head and said that there wasn't even a penny in her pocket. My aunt is not easy to talk to. She is willing to help her sister because we all respect her. As an old aunt herself, of course, she should sympathize with her sister-in-law to show her strong momentum. Besides, my sister's request is not very big. Spending a little money can solve the problem, so why doesn't my aunt do it once or twice? This, the elder sister's mother-in-law seems to have seen it, but it is not convenient to say anything; The daughter that her family wants to remarry is originally a loss-making product. On the other hand, the reason why menstruation dares to compete with her elder sister-in-law is also here.

The elder sister didn't come back this time because she dreamed that a dragon or a tiger had landed in her mother's arms, hoping to add a little brother who would "travel far away" in the future. The Chinese New Year is coming, and she doesn't have a new silk silk flower, rouge palace powder, and some miscellaneous children. This last one is for her husband. Although Dajiefu is married and can't ride a horse, he is still like a child in many ways, just like his father. Yes, they will receive money then, and they will have food all year round. Why should we pay attention to how high the sky is and how thick the ground is? The meaning of life, in their father and son's view, is to play every day, to play seriously, to play fastidiously and to be fascinated. Sister Zhang doesn't raise indigo, but bravely plays with kites and Hubra and catches some sparrows majestically. On this trip, he was tired of playing kites and Hubbola, but raised pigeons. Each of his pigeons is worth one hundred and twenty pieces of silver; "Flying all over the sky" is his favorite heroic word. Several pigeon clocks in his collection were made by famous artists and collected from antique stalls-

① Going out into the phase —— "Going out into the phase" and "entering the phase" are the "going in" and "going out" on the traditional drama stage. Borrowing "going out" and "phase" here means hoping to achieve great things.

2 mixed children-preserved fruits made of various fruits.

(3) Hubola, a small and fierce bird with a long beak and claws, is often used by breeders to catch sparrows. In Beijing dialect, an idle person is called "playing an eagle", and the author uses this detail to make a fuss.

DaJieFu needs mixed food. It's like this every year: he pastes all kinds of foreign papers in tall small plates, in order to mix the candied beans and almonds in the plates and put them in gently, as if to support himself. Eat while playing; Often, small pieces of paper and dishes are not all pasted, and all the miscellaneous children are gone; Even so, he also got a pleasure. After the mixed food was cooked, he designed paste lanterns to hang on the Lantern Festival. After putting up the spring lantern, he began to paste the kite. He does these little things very carefully; One day, two days or a few days, he will tell everyone about his work, whether they like it or not. In the constant discussion, he was often inspired, so he redesigned it in order to surprise and create something. When others didn't want to listen, he told my sister everything, making her full of spring lanterns and kites, delaying her business and making her mother-in-law a hit!

They play and spend money, but they hurt my sister. When the family economy is depressed, they can't help quarreling for fun. Nine times out of ten, when we quarrel and lose face, I will blame my sister, Qi Xin, for her crusade. DaJieFu although good to her sister, but also dare not scold her in the melee. Well, I can tolerate anything, but I can't let the old people scold him for being afraid of his wife. Therefore, in the long run, this elder sister has added another skill: when the gunshots are going on, she seems to hear some noises, but nothing. She seems to have put a lightning rod in her ear. Poor big sister!

Big sister came and knew everything at once. She immediately sent her second sister to invite "grandma", that is, the midwife. And let the second sister tell her husband's family that she may go back later. My sister's husband's house is not far from my house, only one mile away. Second sister ran away.

Aunt smiled and handed the elder sister some brand-new red tickets with bangs and golden frogs printed on them, which were specially sent by Lao Yucheng to reward the New Year's lucky money, and each ticket cashed in two pendants. At the same time, she gave her sister everything about her brother-in-law's baby, and she was not responsible for any accident.

When the second sister ran to her husband's house, her father-in-law and son were setting off fireworks in the yard. This year, their debts exceeded the records of previous years. On the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, they should think about how to pay their debts and how to save money, so as not to let the creditors break the knocker under the root of the year. No, they don't think so. I don't know where to find some money. My elder sister-in-law bought the number one big honeydew melon, with sesame seeds and without sesame seeds, put it in front of the kitchen god, stared at it for a while, and ordered food: "Eat my candy and say a few more good words in the sky. Don't make irresponsible remarks! " As for those two men, I don't know where they got some money and bought firecrackers. Both the master and the son took off their robes. The old man put on an old fox fur coat without buttons and wrapped it loosely in an old cloth bag, which was very natural and unrestrained. DaJieFu, young and strong, wearing only a small cotton-padded jacket, sneezing, even said not cold. The whip sounded first, crisp and tense, and then sparks flew and rang. The son put a single-tone hemp seed, and the father put a double-tone double kick, with even and orderly intervals: crack, crack and knock; Crack crack, dong-when! After a while, the father and son smiled at each other and both felt that their marksmanship was the first in the nine cities, which deserved warm praise from their neighbors. No matter what the second sister said, there was a loud noise between malei and Ertui. Then, the elder sister's mother-in-law seemed to hear: My mother-in-law was angry. "Really!" She told her second sister with the overwhelming firecrackers: "You poor people always don't know to be careful. Maybe they like China coal poison! " She always says "probably" as "probably its", and using the word "its" is obviously more literary. Then she went to change clothes and went out to save her mother's life. Zuo Ling and Xiaoqi School ignored what Second Sister said, and they continued to set off firecrackers wholeheartedly. Even if they understand the second sister's report, they can't concentrate on other issues besides firecrackers.

My mother fainted when I was born. The elder sister's mother-in-law hid in my aunt's house, her eyes wide open, and the gas bag on her cheek moved around, telling the most effective remedy to save coal poisoning. My aunt skillfully lit the orchid cigarette, put the mouth of the old jade pipe on the corner of her mouth, and raised her eyebrows to prepare for the challenge.

"The folk prescription cures a serious illness!" The elder sister and mother-in-law quoted the classics.

"You don't need a folk prescription to give birth to a doll!" Aunt began to have an attack.

"It also depends on who gave birth to the doll!" The elder sister and mother-in-law are secretly pleased, and it's time to open their hearts.

"Whoever gives birth to a doll doesn't have to be deflated!" Aunt drew a long ebony pipe from the corner of her mouth and pointed it at the guest's nose.

"Auntie!" The elder sister and her mother-in-law deliberately called each other, saluting before and after the soldiers, in order to carry out a war of annihilation. "You can't have children if you are angry!"

In this heated debate, my eldest sister held me in her arms, crying for my mother's coma and being happy for the birth of my little brother. Second sister stood alone in the outhouse and began to cry in a low voice. It's very cold. If my sister hadn't picked me up, my vitality would be strong, and I'm afraid there would be no small danger.