Wang Po's top ten pick-up routines treading on thin ice.

There are many brilliant supporting roles in Water Margin, and Wang Po is one of them. When I was a child, I watched Water Margin and thought that the bad guys were Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian. In fact, Wang Po is the real culprit. She is a typical case of "bad people getting old". We often use "sores on the top of our heads" and "pus on the soles of our feet" to describe bad people, but these words are not enough to describe Wang Po's "bad". For example, if Mammy Rong is compared with Wang Po, Mammy Rong is a kind and lovely little sheep. Wang Po's "bad" is not only vicious, but also clever. Her research on psychology and mind-reading skills, and her ability to perceive emotions are just like the female version. For example, Wang Po encouraged Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian to have an affair, and she gave full play to the role of psychology in real life.

Pan Jinlian slipped his fork stick and hit Ximen Qing on the head. Ximen Qing want to attack, looked up and found a big beauty, suddenly turn anger into joy. I want to strike up a conversation, but there is no good routine. I turned around step by step and lingered in front of Wang Po's shop. The whole process, Wang Po is see in the eye.

Ximen Qing walked into Wang Po's shop and asked Wang Po about Pan Jinlian. Wang Po naturally told the story of "a flower stuck in cow dung". At this time, the speaker has a heart and the listener has a heart. Wang Po deliberately told it to Ximen Qing, and Ximen Qing was relieved. Wait until two hours later, when Ximen Qing came in for the second time, Wang Po knew there was an opportunity.

Let's see how Wang Po got Ximen Qing into a trap. Ximen Qing chatted with Wang Po and said, "The plum soup you made is good. How many are there in the house? " Wang Po deliberately played dumb, pretending not to hear clearly, and said, "Did I do a good job in this media? I have been a matchmaker all my life, and I haven't found any at home. " Wang Po deliberately emphasized that he was a "matchmaker". Ximen Qing listened to his heart and immediately said, "In this case, you can also help me to be a matchmaker." If it is an ordinary small role, it will definitely answer the words "No problem, Pan Damei next door is just right, I will help you." Of course, Wang Po wouldn't be so naive. She is an old hand at this. She set you up and hooked you, but she was not in a hurry to pull up the fishing rod. See Wang Po played a joke, then ended the topic. Simon officer person itch unbearable but helpless.

The next day, Ximen Qing got up early and wandered around the door again. Wang Po knew that the temperature was up, and Ximen Qing had already asked for it. Don't put on airs at this time, or the cooked duck will fly. Wang Po simply taught Simon A Qing the whole set of tricks to pick up girls.

First of all, cheating requires five basic conditions: Pan, Donkey, Deng, Xiao and Xian. That is, Pan An's appearance, donkey's big licensed products, Deng Tong's money, patience with needles hidden in cotton, and leisure time. What do you mean? Simple. First, the face value should be high; Second, Tintin is bigger; Third, have money; Fourth, be patient; Fifth, have free time. If you have all these five conditions, congratulations, you can pick up girls. If you don't meet any conditions, the result will be tragic.

Ximen Qing meets these five conditions. However, this is only the basic element at the strategic level. Good fundamentals do not mean success in picking up girls, but also the cooperation of tactics (routines). Wang Po's routine is deep, and he always divides into ten steps, and every step counts as Pan Jinlian now.

Routine one, find an excuse to ask Pan Jinlian to make a shroud. Ximen Qing prepares exquisite silks and satins. Wang Po stopped by to chat with Pan Jinlian: "A rich official gave me a set of cloth to make a shroud. Please help me choose an auspicious day, and I'll ask a tailor to make a shroud. " Pan Jinlian's own "needlework" is ok, and needlework is good. So he said, "You don't need to ask anyone about this little thing. Let me help you. " Pan Jinlian agreed and the first step was successful.

Routine 2: Earn Pan Jinlian to the Wangs. Wang Po said, "Of course, I'm relieved of your skill. I'm very happy about it. Tomorrow is a good day, come to my house. " Pan Jinlian: "Can't you do it at my house?" Wang Po: "I also want to see your craftsmanship and observe it, but no one in the shop looks at it." Pan Jinlian: "In that case, that's no problem. I will come tomorrow. " The second step is success.

Routine three, form a convention. The next day, Pan Jinlian came to work, and Wang Po kept flattering him and greeted him with delicious food. Attention, Ximen Qing can't come this day. On the third day, Wang Po invited people over, and Pan Jinlian promised to come again. The agreement has been formed, Pan Jinlian automatically got used to working in the Wangs, and the third step was successful. Note that on this day, Ximen Qing still can't come.

Routine four, this step is very important. On the fourth day, Ximen Qing made a hearty visit inside and outside, and Wang Po invited Ximen Qing into the house. Pan Jinlian saw an amazing-looking "Gao Fushuai" come in and sat there motionless. In ancient times, when women met strange men, they usually went into the back room to hide. Pan Jinlian's departure means the fourth step of success.

Routine five, sweet talk, causing topics. Wang Po introduced them to each other. First, he said that Ximen Qing was a great cloth delivery man, and then he praised Ximen Qing's family background and personality. Here, Wang Po put his golden words and jade words into full play. Ximen Qing certainly won't praise himself, but Pan Jinlian's disgusting praise. If Pan Jinlian doesn't talk, it's over. Pan Jinlian opened his mouth to pick up the topic, obviously acting. Step five, success.

Routine six, find a reasonable excuse for two people to drink at the same table. "Waterer" is a good excuse. In ancient times, when craftsmen were invited to do something, they usually prepared banquets to reward each other, which was called "watering hands". Wang Po said, "It's rare that both donors are here. One pays and the other contributes. Be a good official and a good citizen, and prepare a banquet for me to reward Mrs. Pan. " Ximen Qing readily took out money for Wang Po to buy. At this time, Pan Jinlian still didn't go, and the sixth step was successful.

Routine 7, further exploration. Wang Po said, "Mrs. Pan will sit with the official for a while, and I'll buy some wine." Lonely men and few women, in the same room, Pan Jinlian still didn't leave. There is a seven-point possibility, and success is in sight.

Routine eight, wine is the matchmaker, eat and drink, deepen feelings. Wang Po arranged a banquet and invited Pan Jinlian to have dinner together. Jinlian pretended to refuse, and Wang Po took her to the table. During the dinner, I talked and laughed and drank three rounds, which aroused my sexual desire.

Routine nine, create opportunities for solitude. When the wine was "finished", Wang Po went to buy wine for a pretence. Lonely men and few women, Pan Jinlian is still doing nothing, with nine points of success.

Routine 10, bold attack. Ximen Qing pretended to pick up chopsticks under the table and took the opportunity to touch the feet of Jinlian. Pan Jinlian doesn't shout or make trouble, which shows that Lang has feelings and concubines are interested and follow suit.

These ten routines are gradual, steady and steady, and can be attacked and retreated. If Pan Jinlian finally disagrees, Wang Po will come in and make amends, and things will go away. Wang Po is in the office, but he can stay out of it and clean himself up. Wang Po's work is really watertight.

Haven't finished waiting for Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian to do a good job, Wang Po ran in to "catch him". Now they both have what Wang Po has. On the one hand, it is necessary to completely control Pan Jinlian, on the other hand, it is not to remind Ximen Qing not to forget the benefits he gave me.