What is the story of a pig marrying a wife?

A Chinese Odyssey-Pig Eight Rings Marries a Wife!

Synopsis of the story: According to legend, the four monks and apprentices in the Tang Dynasty all became immortal after obtaining the true scriptures in the Western Heaven. Only Pig Bajie lusted after the world of mortals, reincarnated and wanted to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law; Unexpectedly, he didn't marry a beautiful girl like Chang 'e, but he met Sister Furong. . .

In 2000, Tang Priest and his disciples returned from the Western Heaven and achieved good results. All good things must come to an end. After completing his historical mission, the Monkey King returned to Huaguoshan to become the Monkey King, and the sand monk went to Shaolin Temple to become the dragon's arhat. Only Pig Bajie returned to the Heavenly Palace to do nothing, eat and sleep, and did not dare to make trouble. . . Until there was a "scandal" in Tiangong. . . .

"Big news, big news, Chang 'e was demoted to earth" has become immortal, and a human-like barking dog (Huang Baiming) woke up Pig Bajie (Song Zude) who was sleeping.

"What's the name, disturb the old sweet dream. Breathing dog, do you think you are not a dog when you become a person? A leopard cannot change his spots, but his nature cannot change. " Pig eight quit to scold a way angrily.

"You idiot, stupid pig, you only know to sleep. Don't let your wife be taken away by others. " The growling dog said proudly.

"I don't know anything." Pig Bajie rubbed his scarlet eyes and yawned, saying, "When the sky falls, there is a Buddha to support it, and when the ground sinks, there is a jade emperor to carry it. Being a fairy is to be happy. "

"Are you as happy as a fairy? What's the point of living forever without worldly desires? " Xiao Tiangou Wu Dalang sighed. "If this is my choice, I would rather be a mortal. Although I can't live forever, I can live wonderfully. " Wu Dalang said regretfully.

"What are the benefits of being a man? It is better to be a monster and do whatever you want. " Pig said to himself, and then he lay on the ground, with a big belly and sleepy.

"ha. Pig, don't you really want to be a man? Don't regret. Chang 'e has descended to earth and will soon become the bride of others. . . It seems that you really have no fate. " Wu Dalang said, and gave a, will leave.

Wake up the dreamer in one word. Pig eight quit wow, got up and hurriedly pestered the roaring dog and asked what was going on. . . It turned out that at this year's flat peach banquet, the playboy Jade Emperor made eyes at Chang 'e, and Chang 'e left shyly. Unexpectedly, this scene happened to be caught by the heavenly queen. The fierce queen mother flew into a rage and demoted Chang 'e to the mortal world on charges of "disturbing the palace". Poor, beautiful and sentimental Chang 'e, with nowhere to hide, was thrown into heaven.

Pig eight quit to smell speech, sigh a long sigh. Although Pig Bajie was unfair to Chang 'e on the surface, he secretly gloated. "Sister Chang 'e, what's the use of your beauty? You are just a fox, and you laugh at the ugliness of the old man. Although I am not handsome, I am honest. "

"But I don't understand, what does this have to do with me?" Pig eight quit quietly asked Wu Dalang.

"ha. . Since you and Chang 'e have no fate in heaven, perhaps the world can achieve a beautiful marriage like a cowherd and a weaver girl. " Wu Dalang whispered in pig's ear.

Pig Bajie suddenly realized. I thought of a clever way. . .

The next day, the news broke out in heaven. Pig Bajie was drunk and crazy, peeing in the Milky Way. He was also expelled from heaven on charges of "polluting the Milky Way". . . Before he left, he was beaten by the doorman, which was a little unexpected for Zhu Bajie. . .

In other words, Mr. Zhang () has three wives and four concubines, but he has no son and half a daughter. Strange to say, not only Mr. Zhang is infertile, but also his cattle, sheep, chickens and pigs are infertile "single aristocrats" The old Committee member Zhang heaved a sigh. "Heaven has no eyes. What have I done in my last life? I have no children or daughters! "

Tomorrow is Mr. Zhang's 50th birthday. Your servant is busy preparing, and the red lantern is hanging high. Mr Zhang is unhappy, and his concubine Meng Guangmei knows his heart. She said with a charming voice, "xianggong", it's all my concubine's incompetence that she can't have children for her husband. Now, why don't we adopt a child so as not to be looked down upon by our relatives! "Zhang old courtyard were called, saying nothing, unhappy. My concubine went on to say, "Why don't you adopt my eldest brother's son? He's so smart!" Hearing this, Mr. Zhang's face changed greatly and he slapped his concubine severely. "Do you want to share my property? I won't have anyone else's children unless I die. " Meng Guangmei's concubine buried her face and burst into tears. . . Speaking of which, Mr. Zhang is also secretly looking for the right boy, but those children are not pleasing to the eye, as if everyone is laughing at him. .

That night, there was a bright moon hanging in the sky, and the moonlight sprinkled on the red lantern, adding a thin layer of fog. Zhang Fu was immersed in a mysterious atmosphere. Suddenly, there was a muffled sound in the sky, and a white light flashed and landed in the pigsty of the Zhang family. . .

The next day, people were surprised to find that an old sow in the pigsty did not know when she was pregnant, and her stomach bulged like a ball. This matter became a topic of discussion and speculation at Teacher Zhang's birthday party.

Grandpa Wang smiled and said, "Congratulations, Mr. Wang, are you destined to be old?" The pig is pregnant, and your concubine will give you a fat son this year. "

Li Shifu, the best flatterer, raised his glass and shouted, "Come on, let's drink to the old member and wish him an early birth." Full of children and grandchildren. "Unexpectedly, Mr. Liu (Stephen Chow) sitting next to him is at odds with Mr. Zhang on weekdays. Suddenly, he sarcastically interjected: "If that sow can give Mr. Liu a few fat sons, you can have a room full of children and grandchildren." Hearing this, everyone secretly laughed. Mr. Zhang blew his beard and stared angrily. . .

Unexpectedly, Mr. Liu's "crow mouth" came true. Soon after, the sow gave birth to a son, which scared everyone to look at each other and made them creepy. Soon, the news that Zhang Jiasheng gave birth to a pig son spread like a tornado in Hugue County. People rushed to visit, but they were all turned away. . . So people guess at random, some people say that the son of the Zhang family is ugly like a monster, and some people say that the pig of the Zhang family gave birth to the son of God. . . Opinions vary. What kind of child is it? Mr. Zhang knows best. . .

How did Pig Bajie reincarnate into the pig's belly? Wu Dalang, a talkative and wheezing dog, inadvertently revealed that Pig Bajie had come to earth to date Chang 'e. Hearing this, the Jade Emperor was furious and quickly asked Jiro to do something secretly. . . Thus, Pig Bajie was born from the belly of a pig for the first time. He has become uglier than before. The pig's nose is particularly long, his teeth are exposed outside his lips, there is only one line left in his eyes, his ears are forked like fan leaves, and his whole body is covered with black hair. Despite this ugliness, Mr. Zhang looks full of joy. He thinks this is a gift from God to his son, and he loves him like a baby. . . Only his wives and concubines are annoyed. When they see a pig, they can't strangle him. . . Because the child was born in a pigsty and a sow, Mr. Zhang named him Pig Bajie (Song Zude). . .

Sure enough, Pig Bajie soon showed his "talent". At the age of three, he couldn't call his father or mother. At the age of seven, he couldn't write his name. Ten years old, still wetting the bed. . This guy is lazy, too He sleeps in the sun and wakes up every day. Then I ate and drank for a while. It's strange that this guy is a vegetarian, not a meat eater. He can eat ten steamed buns, drink eight bowls of wine and then fall asleep. However, Zhu Bajie's strength is surprisingly great. At the age of eight, you can lift a stone mill, and at the age of thirteen, you are stronger than an ox. . In this way, day after day, year after year, time flies, and eighteen years have passed in an instant. . . Pig Bajie is old enough to talk about marriage. .

Because Pig Bajie is notorious, although the Zhang family has money, they can't even find a matchmaker. Even Zhang Fu's beautiful girl, seeing Pig Bajie, ran away like a monster. But Pig Bajie seldom goes out on weekdays, just calls Chang 'e's name in his dream. . .

It is said that Chang 'e (Sister Furong) was banished to the world, reincarnated and born in a poor peasant family. Although Chang 'e was born in an ordinary family, this girl was born with beautiful eyes, snow-like skin, moving figure, affectionate eyes and sad face, which made people feel pity. What is more unique is that she is self-taught and proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. The only strange thing is that every time I see the moonlight, she will become different and ugly. . . So her father Wang Er wouldn't let her go out and let her learn some embroidery women at home all day. . .

One day, Chang 'e's parents went to work in the fields, and Chang 'e went to the river to wash clothes. The breeze blows her long hair and her pretty face. Her graceful S-shaped figure is the envy of the nearby laundry girls. . . Since then, the story of "golden phoenix flew out of the henhouse and Chang 'e girl went out of Wang Jiafei" has been widely circulated. . Just after he turned sixteen, various matchmakers came to propose. . . On weekdays, there are also some lecherous people waiting to see their faces outside the dilapidated wooden door of the Wangs. However, when they see the ugly mother Wang (played by Xu), they no longer believe that she will have a beautiful daughter. . . .

On this day, a glib matchmaker {Zhang Ziyi} came to Mr. Zhang's house. He wanted to marry Pig, but he actually wanted to cheat them. Mr. Zhang was overjoyed, warmly invited the matchmaker and gave her some money. Mr. Zhang said that as long as it can be described as marriage, she must be given a large sum of money, so Wang Po was tempted. She deliberately went to a neighboring county to marry Pig Bajie. Because the villagers there didn't know what Pig Bajie looked like and couldn't stand the matchmaker's rhetoric, everyone rushed to recommend their daughters. Among them, there is Chang 'e's mother. She heard that the other party was a large family with a lot of dowry, so she discussed with her husband to marry her daughter. . . Hearing is false, seeing is believing. Wang Po came to see Chang 'e specially. If it's really a stunning beauty, Wang Po is glad to be there. . . She hurried to report the good news to Mr. Zhang. . .

When Mr. Zhang heard that his son's marriage was finally settled, he was filled with joy, so he sent a large sum of money to make a dowry and chose a good day. . .

Since she is in heat, Pig Bajie is also ready to move. . Seeing the beautiful girl, my eyes were straight, and I was so surprised that I couldn't even say anything. However, because of his ugly appearance, he always scares beautiful girls. . . The girl was scared to death when she saw him and separated like a frightened bird. . .

One summer night, the pig sneaked to the river excitedly and watched the beautiful girls take a bath in the moonlight. He was fascinated by it. He sneaked into the river and hid in the water to play with the girls. At first, because of the dim light, everyone didn't see who was working, until a girl, Lianer (Charlene Choi), accidentally fell into a deep pool, and Pig Bajie rushed to save her. By the starlight, the girls saw an ugly man hiding next to them. From then on, they never dared to take a bath there again. The most unfortunate thing is that the girl saved by Pig Bajie, instead of thanking him, bit him mercilessly. . . The girl has been having nightmares since she got back, and soon she went crazy. . .

I heard that Wang Po found himself a lover. Pig Bajie was filled with joy and was too excited to sleep. To his delight, the girl's name is Wang Chang 'e. . He waited all night, and finally the wedding day came. .

Because, Pig Bajie has a bad reputation. Mr. Zhang's family didn't dare to tell anyone that they were going to marry Pig Bajie quietly. That night, Wang Po came to Zhangjia with the bride Chang 'e, and Mr. Zhang saw a pure and beautiful girl through the red veil. He sighed, as the saying goes: a flower is inserted in pig manure. . No one noticed that it was a full moon, and the moonlight was hazy. . .

Pig Bajie was beaming in a big red robe and a hat. He drank ten bowls of Wuliangye in a row, and with the strength of wine, he slowly provoked the red veil of Chang 'e. . Just then, suddenly the moon emerged from the dark clouds and the moonlight poured into the hut. . The two men face to face and see each other clearly. . Then I heard two screams, and two people escaped from the door at the same time. . . One ran to the front door and the other ran to the back door. . . . Then the whole house was in chaos because people saw two "monsters". Men are like wild boar, women are like poisonous snakes, with their mouths open and their tongues torn. . .

When Mr. Zhang saw it, he fainted and never woke up. . . Poor Pig Bajie and Chang 'e are predestined friends. One runs to the south gate and the other to the north gate. . . . Behind him came the barking of thousands of dogs. . . .