Traditional Culture Encyclopedia - Lucky day inquiry - What is Zhang Helun Lang He Yan's opening remarks?
What is Zhang Helun Lang He Yan's opening remarks?
The full text of the message is: auspicious days are like the wind, abundant years and abundant moons are like the wind, increasing happiness and longevity, longevity, longevity, the way to make money, giving birth to a noble son, filial piety to Sun Xian, prosperity every year, wealth and power, and bright future.
Extended data:
"childhood fun" script:
Zhang: Ladies and gentlemen, happy New Year.
Lang: Happy New Year to you.
Zhang: I wish you a lucky day like the wind, a windy year like the wind, a long life, longevity and longevity, filial piety, prosperity every year, wealth and power, and a bright future. I didn't go to school either. Those are two auspicious words.
Lang: Look at this one.
Zhang: I am very happy.
Lang: That's right.
Zhang: I can stand on this stage.
Lang: Not bad.
Zhang: Spend next year with everyone.
Lang: That's right.
Zhang: To tell you the truth, I can see it in my eyes.
Lang: What do you see?
Zhang: Some viewers may not know us very well.
Lang: Oh, I don't know anyone.
Zhang: Look, obvious eyes, eating melon seeds under the stage and in the stands.
Lang: How about it?
Zhang: I was wondering, who are you?
Lang: I mean, this one even threw up melon seeds.
Zhang: What are you talking about?
Lang: I've ruined them for some time.
Zhang: Not famous either. Look at it.
Lang: Not yet.
Zhang: That look, my God.
Lang: Neither of us looks good.
Zhang: Especially this one. Look at this long bouquet. It is as thick as a jar, but not as high as a jar. It's all waist except ass.
Lang: I'm not human anymore.
Zhang: Isn't this the gas refining tank?
Lang: Wait a minute.
Zhang: What's the matter?
Lang: Can I be a fuel tank?
Zhang: The voice of the audience.
Lang: That's ridiculous.
Zhang: Looking at it, we actually know each other.
Lang: Yes.
Zhang: There are also familiar ones.
Lang: That's right.
Zhang: Let me briefly introduce myself.
Lang: Tell me quickly.
Zhang: My name is, and this one next to me is the fuel tank.
Lang: Yes, who said that?
Zhang: Miss Cole.
Lang: What happened to Mr. Cole? I can also write three words, but it's not a gas tank.
Zhang: And names.
Lang: Yes, what's the name? It's a person.
Zhang: My surname is Lang, and my name is Lang.
Lang: It's me.
Zhang: I'm a little famous now.
Lang: I dare not.
Zhang: Really, some friends may think that he looks a little ugly when he comes out of the 399 directors' club. I really feel it.
Lang: I don't look good.
Zhang: Really, when you get to this stop, you can tell everyone where your neck is. Very embarrassing.
Lang: What's the big deal?
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