Looking for a sketch .. are two people telling the opposite love and marriage?

Old man: Hello, haha. The air in this park is very fresh in the morning. Hehe ... OK, let's practice.

Youth: It's gone. I can't find it.

Old man: Yo, I lost something. Help me find it. What is missing?

Youth: How can I live without you?

Old man: Don't ask. You must have lost your money. No one can live without it.

Youth: Money can't compare with you.

Old man: gold ring

Youth: Gold has a price, but you don't.

Old man: diamonds

Youth: Pearl diamonds don't have your dazzling brilliance.

Old man: Dazzled? Throw a light bulb.

Youth: Only you can drive …

Old man: Hi, Ki.

Youth: Open my heart.

Old man: Huh? Lost the scalpel?

Youth: Where the hell have you been?

Old man: Go? Yo, I lost someone.

Youth: Only three years.

Old man: The child is three years old.

Youth: I have always loved you deeply.

Old man: Huh? Lost your date?

Youth: But you abandoned me forever.

Old man: Hehe ... This boy is lovelorn. ...

Youth: Hey, here we are. It was here that we first met.

Old man: My wife and I have lived here since we first met.

Youth: I remember here is a bright lake with a lush hillside. There is a stone bench and a table under the Liu Yin.

Old man: It's dirty and ugly water, bare hillside, and under this dead tree is a piece of garbage with a broken iron pot on it, which is disgusting.

Youth: It was love at first sight in Liu Yin.

Old man: We are matchmakers, telling our parents' lives.

Youth: We met in early autumn. At that time, I felt relaxed and a little cold.

Old man: My wife and I met for the first time in the dog days.

Youth: I remember I was wearing a white T-shirt and light blue jeans.

Old man: I was wearing a gray double-breasted coat and crotch-less pants. hey ...

Youth: You seem to be wearing a light yellow shirt, a light red skirt and a ponytail. Your dignified and beautiful face shows youthful vitality and gentle temperament.

Old man: Our wife is wearing this, this, this ... Oh, I can't remember clearly. What impressed me most was the bangs on her forehead. ...

Youth: We were both reading English silently, holding textbooks.

Old man: The matchmaker brought her here with an almanac in her hand, hehe. ...

Youth: I gently say to you, "Hello, nice to meet you!" " "

Old man: The matchmaker said, "Today is the auspicious day of the zodiac. It depends on the other side." Hey, hey. ...

Youth: So we sat face to face on this stone bench.

Old man: My wife and I, back to back.

Youth: I am very nervous when I face a strange opposite sex for the first time. My heart is trembling slightly.

Old man: The first time I met such a woman, I got goose bumps all over.

Youth: We are walking by the lake.

Old man: Then the matchmaker brought us a grain shop.

Youth: I sang I love you for 10,000 years, you hummed my husband and wife, I love you, and we both entered the dream of love.

Old man: The matchmaker asked her to carry 20 Jin of mung beans, and I carried 40 Jin of noodles. Let's take her home.

Youth: How much we cherish this wonderful time!

Old man: That matchmaker is good at bossing people around.

Youth: I look at you deeply, and you look at me affectionately. Our eyes have been entangled for a long time. ...

Old man: I want to lean my face on my shoulder and have a look at our wife. Oh, my neck is twisted.

Youth: Since then, I have kept your beautiful image in my mind.

Old man: Up to now, my neck is not straight.

Youth: You left me a good memory.

Old man: I have an incurable disability.

Youth: In order to speed up the pace of love, we talked all morning.

Old man: The matchmaker let us carry it for more than half a day, saving money for those two cars.

Youth: We look to the future from now on.

Old man: We carried it all the way from longtan lake to Baita Temple.

Youth: Hey, I'm not tired at all.

Old man: Ouch, I'm sweating like this.

Youth: She picked a rose and said to me gently, "Will you put it on for me?"

Old man: Our wife said, "Get a rolling pin to dry your neck."

Youth: Oh, I'm going crazy with joy when I hear this sentence.

Old man: I feel stupid when I hear these words.

Youth: You are a woman of the new era.

Old man: Which village bitch is she?

Youth: Her ... knowing smile reveals a deep hangover on her face.

Old man: Our wife always has yellow teeth when she is happy.

Youth: I needed to increase calories at that time.

Old man: Oh, my stomach growled at that time.

Youth: She is really sensitive.

Old man: Our wife is quite open-minded.

Youth: She bought two sandwiches and ice cream at once.

Old man: Our wife bought four old corn just out of the pot.

Youth: She said to me affectionately, "It's all nutritious. Eat quickly! " "

Old man: Our wife said: These are food stalls. What are you eating?

Youth: How delicious I eat when I face you.

Old man: I was just about to chew my wife's mouth and teeth, but I didn't swallow it.

Youth: So we established a love relationship.

Old man: Alas, the fate of parents is so good or bad.

Youth: Every day we go to karaoke to sing and dance until late at night.

Old man: Every day we just work, wash clothes and cook.

Youth: We can be said to be lovers, vowing to kiss each other.

Old man: Because of such a trivial matter, we were all black and blue. Don't be embarrassed.

Youth: Loyal love fills my heart. I can't estimate the wealth I enjoy. This is Shakespeare's famous saying.

Old man: My uncle said that my daughter-in-law didn't go home to uncover tiles for three days.

Youth: You always give me a sweet kiss when I say goodbye.

Old man: I almost bit my nose off once in a fight.

Youth: So I offered to marry her at once.

Old man: No, I have to stay mainly with her.

Youth: I'm afraid you will change your mind.

Old man: I am more afraid that she will kill me.

Youth: I love her. I love her more. Her father is an overseas Chinese.

Old man: I'm afraid of her. I'm more afraid of her brother who can play monkey boxing.

Youth: I spent a lot of money just for her.

Old man: She can earn water for me and my wife for a penny.

Youth: It cost me tens of thousands of dollars to buy it a brand-name dress.

Old man: The wedding dress has been handed down by our wife for eight years.

Youth: Do you think I, a wage earner, can bear this high consumption?

Old man: My wife collects waste products and saves me a lot of money.

Youth: I almost lost my job for her.

Old man: She went to work for me quietly.

Youth: I have a financial crisis.

Old man: Our little life is getting richer and richer.

Youth: I really regret liking her so much.

Old man: I hate myself for not taking people seriously.

Youth: Hey, I haven't seen her for a long time since that day.

Old man: She always waits for me at the door every day.

Youth: Once she hit me suddenly.

Old man: She gave me a surprise.

Youth: She sent me a dear John letter.

Old man: She bought me a flowered shirt.

Youth: I read the contents of the letter. She is simply a poisonous snake.

Old man: When I look at this trademark, it's still a crocodile. hey ...

Youth: It turns out that her father found her a rich man abroad.

Old man: Then her brother found her a job.

Youth: She worked as someone else's private secretary.

Old man: She became the leader of the cleaning team.

Young man: She wants to give the air to me.

Old man: She is extremely concerned about me.

Youth: Hey, she also said that money is separated from couples who have no money.

Old man: It's really long to see people's hearts, but the road is long and Xiu Yuan is awkward.

Youth: Her face is white, but her heart is black.

Old man: Her teeth are yellow, but her heart is red.

Youth: Money tore up love in disguise.

Old man: True feelings create a happy family.

Youth: Well, life doesn't follow people's wishes.

Old man: Everything depends on human effort.

Youth: Up to now, I really envy the happiness and happiness of those old people in their later years.

Old man: I envy young people eating in the street, hehe. ...

Youth: You, you'd better die abroad. I won't miss you at all.

Old man: Although you went to heaven, I have been thinking about you.

Youth: You are alive and humming in my heart. You're dead forever.

Old man: She's ... dead. No, she will live in my heart forever.

My wife, I come here every day. I want to ... I want to have a word with you, but every time I come out, I always clean myself up. Isn't that what you did? Although I am alone, I can't make others laugh. My wife, don't worry about me ... What about you?