Help translate a paragraph of Japanese ~ thank you ~!

A year's song by Lu Daxia. Ganji, all SUJJI HOHOJI, the head of YOOMINNIJIZOKO, Ming Jie and I are behind the rope, and there is no YODERA this year until the cycle. Oh, right brain, I'm going to shoot and confiscate their land UKO's tomorrow. Hydraulic upper jaw and fat leather shire

Oh, no, you can be every zanrashodateuerejiejiu oh ranmai punonmauerwafeshi zanmagaauzunashodawa yooters aeromufuuashodawa meji.

Oh, you know they will compete for the blood of cancer, instead of Guashinreshi Yodarawau calling for a better YARAUCHARYESARE in the garden.