Summer (summer &; Dream collection

The bright moon is high in the air, and a beautiful shadow in the deep courtyard sighs the bright moon.

"Alas ~ ~ ~, so hungry! ! ! "Diusim's story opened his eyes to wolves. Well, no, it should be a pair of almond eyes shining hungry at the big round moon and drooling: "What a big cake! I really want to take a bite, but I can't see it. " Diusim's story looked at the shadow on the moon, fantasized that it was chopped green onion on the "sesame cake", swallowed a mouthful of saliva and thought: That must be delicious.

"Boo-hoo ~ Boo-hoo ~" What a loud voice. The story of diusim was stunned. He looked around but couldn't find the sound source. It's weird. Just then, "whoops ~ ~" sounded again, and the story of Diusim looked at his stomach awkwardly-it turned out to be calling.

"whoops ~ ~"

"Buzz ~ ~"

The story in Diusim's stomach was screaming, and a group of mosquitoes came to join in the fun, buzzing around the story that Diusim didn't take a bath for a week.

"Damn, noisy! ! ! "diusim's story angrily took out a handful of incense and put it in, smirking:" I smoked you to death, hehehehehe ~ ~ ~ ".

It's a pity that mosquitoes can't stop my stomach. The story of losing Sim's stomach is getting louder and louder.

"Who is crying here?" Finally, the story of diusim's "whoops ~ ~" caused Wang Yun to worry about his country and people and couldn't sleep.

"Cry?" Diusim looked at people's stories puzzled, and then understood that people regarded the crying in his stomach as crying. He bowed his head in embarrassment and replied in a low voice, "It's the story of your diusim."

"Why are you still here so late?" The night is hazy and smoky, and everything is not so real. Yun Yun can't remember who the man who "bowed his head and cried" is, but he thinks his eyes are particularly bright (that's hungry! ! ), and a "dark and charming" long hair that can reflect moonlight under the moon (if you don't wash your hair for a week and your head is covered with oil, I guarantee that your hair can also reflect moonlight). I thought it must be a "really beautiful" beauty (in ancient times, men had to tie their hair in bundles, and only women could distribute it. )

"That ..." I can't say that I was hungry in the middle of the night. I didn't sneak into the kitchen with my head tied, but the kitchen door didn't open and he forgot to bring my room key. I had to stay in the garden and drool at the moon. As the saying goes, a person is proud and a tree is proud. Although diusim's story is only an inferior servant who cleans toilets, he is also proud! ! !

"Hmm ..." The story of Diusim glanced at the mosquito-repellent incense beside him, rolled his eyes and came up with a good reason. "That's because the story of Diusim can't bear to watch adults lament every day. He can't eat or sleep well, so tonight, he will go to Yue Bai to burn incense. I hope God will bless him and let him get rid of the troubles of adults."

"What a Xie Yuhua! ! "When Wang Yun heard the story of Diesim's words, he was very excited. He fell to his knees with a plop and said to the story of diusim, "the life and death of the world are in your hands." Are you willing to help the old lady and the whole world? "

"My Lord?" The story of Diusim was startled by Wang Yun's action: Help him? Yes, he does help Wang Yun clean toilets every day, but how can he sweep toilets all over the world by himself? He soon wanted to refuse. "Diusim's story is willing to help adults share their worries, but this life ..."

"I knew it, you will promise! ! "Yun3 jumped up happily and interrupted Diusim's unfinished words. "Come on! Mammy Li, take the lost girl to bathe and freshen up, and I will host a banquet in honor of General Lu tomorrow morning. "

"Girl? Me? ..... "Diexin's story was not finished, but was suddenly dragged away by Mammy Li." My Lord! I ... (I'm a man! ! ! ! ) "The story of Diusim's voice disappeared in the corner.

The story of dixin was brought into the house by Mammy Li, who ordered the bath water to be prepared. Diusim's story drove people out again, and there was a "pattering" sound in the room, but it didn't last long, and it was replaced by the jingle of utensils until dawn.

……

"Whoosh ..." The story of Deusim gasped, opened the window and grinned: "Hehe, I'm finally ready."

The sound of "boron" heavy objects falling to the ground.

"ah! ! ! ! ! ! -"A scream.

"..." There is no sound.

The story of diusim who just jumped out of the window is very surprising: why is this land so soft?

He looked down, "ah! ! "Oh, no, he hit the right person. I think that scream just now should have come from that person.

I saw the man lying motionless on the ground in a big glyph, holding high the story of Diusim, and his face was smashed to pieces by the story of Diusim's bag full of newly stolen gold and silver utensils.

"The Story of Diusim" shakes your hands and takes off your baggage. First, you see a nose foaming at the mouth, then you get a bloody nose, and finally you see a pair of eyes.

"Oh my god, I won't kill anyone! ? "Diusim's story was so scared that he was at a loss, so he ...

"Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.

"Hmm ..." Finally, before the man was labeled as a "pig head", he had a reaction. His eyes turned black slowly, but he was still confused. "Where is this ...? Who am I ...? Who are you? " Poor guy, depressed for no reason.

"ah! ? "Diusim's story was shocked and looked at the man's clothes. Then he reflected: Hee hee, this person is very frustrated. Maybe I can use him to sneak out with the money.

"Ouch ~ ~, my brother! ! "Diusim's story let out a cry and jumped on the man." Don't you remember? I am your long-lost big brother! ! ! "Diusim's story begins with a snot and a tear.

"Oh!" Lyu3 bu4 obediently nodded and fully believed the story in Diusim's words.

"This is the king's SiTuFu. I am your servant. Brother, you are developed now. Come and take your big brother back to Joseph! " As soon as Dixin's words were finished, he saw Yun3 panting and running towards this side, and I jumped up and exclaimed, "Wang Situ! ! "

"General, general ..." Yun3 grinning "ha ha, you can call the old man good-looking ..."

Lu Bu just screamed at the story of Diusim, knowing that the person in front of him is now the master of his own brother, so he didn't beat around the bush and came straight to the point: "I want to take the story of Diusim away! ! "

"ah! ? "Yun3 was surprised by Lu Bu's frankness. He looked at Lu Bu for a while and immediately "understood": You see, now Lu Bu is flushed ((beaten), his nose is bleeding (smashed), and he is wiping his mouth (sweating! ! People are just foaming at the mouth. Unexpectedly, in a flash, he was "fascinated" by diusim's story and had to sigh that diusim's story was "obsequious". It seems that this "honey trap" is used correctly. Wang Yun thought, gave another story of Diusim an inexplicable encouraging look, and smiled and agreed to Lu Bu. "General lu took a fancy to the story of dixin. Is there any reason why I won't give it? Why don't I choose an auspicious day and send the story of diusim home? "

"Well ... it doesn't matter." Lyu3 bu4 thought it was also an important thing to know friends, so it was better to choose an auspicious day, so he agreed and left happily, and before leaving, he also gave a jade match to the story of Diusim as his lifelong thing.

Seeing that the story of Diusim was so fierce, Wang Yun couldn't wait to kill Dong Zhuo, so he sent the story of Diusim to a Taishifu that night to carry out the second step of this "honey trap".

"ah! ? "Dong Zhuo, who came back as drunk as a fiddler, pointed to Diusim, who was fidgeting in the room, telling stories. "You are a man! ! "

On hearing this, Diusim's story changed its face: Oh, I'm dead. I knew that not everyone was an idiot, and someone would definitely recognize T-T.

"Ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~" Who knows that Dong Zhuo laughed instead of anger when he learned the truth, and his chubby stomach shook with laughter. "Ha ha ~ ~, Wang Yun is the best, but he can see that he has the habit of cutting sleeves and knows to send someone to please me."

The story of Diusim's face turning from white to black: Oh, my virginity is at stake.

"Unfortunately, it's a pity that he still doesn't understand my real preferences." Dong Zhuo's words gave diusim's story a glimmer of hope. "How can I like your' soft' and' underdeveloped' little brother?"

"I like ~ ~, what I like is ~ ~" Dong Zhuo has a full face of beard, and his wrinkled face also shows a trace of ruddy. "Ouch ~ ~" He twisted the waist of the bucket like a coquetry. "People like that tall and mighty big brother ~ ~ ~"

"ah! ? "Diusim's mouth is wide enough to hold a whole egg, and his eyes are almost popping out. He looked at this amazing scene in disbelief-the usually dignified teacher is now writhing and stroking himself in front of him like a slut.

"Ah ah ~ ~ small cloth cloth, you are my ideal! ! "Dong Zhuo gave a strange moan and put his hand into his skirt. "Ah ~ ~, you press me with your strong chest full of muscles and sexy chest hair, put your strong arms around my waist, hold up my hips with big hands, and then ... ah ~ ~ ~, run through me with your huge steel, reach the deepest place, and gallop violently in my body. ! More violent ~ ~ ~ Ah ~ ~ My little cloth ~ ~ "

"Ouch ..." Diusim's story can't stand it any longer. He covered his mouth and rushed out of the room as fast as he could. He vomited outside the room: ouch ... disgusting! ! Watching a fat and ugly old man coquetry and masturbate is really scarier than killing him.

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"Oh ... Oh ..." When the story of Deusim finally vomited all the food for a week, the moaning in the room stopped. It seems that Dong Zhuo is "finished".

"Well ..." The story of Diusim held the doorpost and dragged her into the room, only to see Dong Zhuo crying in bed.

"Blare ~ ~, why doesn't Bubu like me? I gave him so many hints that he ignored me? " Dong Zhuo raised a pair of tearful eyes and stared at the story of Diusim. "You say, whether he likes your' stunted' and doesn't like my' delicate and charming beauty'! ? "

Delicate and beautiful! ? Looking at Dong Zhuo's story of Diusim, I can't think of these four words. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "How come?" ? A surname is so "beautiful and moving", General Lu must be tempted, but because of your's "father-son relationship", he dare not confess to a surname. Look, General Lu can't stand' lovesickness' now, can he? "The story of Diusim said that he took out the jade matches that Lu Bu gave him from his pocket and stuffed them into Dong Zhuo's hands." Just now, General Lu sent someone to find the Taishi and asked him to meet him at noon tomorrow to express his love. There is a jade match to prove it. "

"really! ? "Dong Zhuo looked at the jade match, blushed and spoiled. "Bubu, I love you to death ~ ~ ~" intoxicated.

The next day, Fengyige

"eldest brother, I'm sorry." Lyu3 bu4 took the story of losing Sim's hand, with a snot and tears. "Today, I received a flying pigeon biography from Stuart's adult, only to know that eldest brother was robbed by thief Dong and did it! ! Whoops ~ ~ ~, let you suffer. "

"Brother, it doesn't matter if I suffer some injustice, what matters is you! ! "Diusim's story is also holding Lu Bu in tears. "You know that old thief is unkind to you. His dream last night was full of your name! ! "

"no! ? "Lyu3 bu4 turned pale with fear.

"It's true!" Diusim story nodded and continued to secretly persuade Lu Bu to kill Dong Zhuo. "Brother, you have to remember' a man is a gentleman, but you can't kill him'. If someone really bullies you, you must not let him go! ! "

"Lu bu! ! "dixin's words just say that finish, she heard a roars of dong Zhuo," you have a private meeting with this Feng Yiting bitch! ! ! "

It turned out that Dong Zhuo happily went to Fengyige with a jade match, but how did he know that Lu Bu was hugging others in Fengyige? At that time, he was jealous and killed Feng Yiting with a painting halberd.

"Kui I love you so much, Lyu3 bu4 you do this to me! ! "Dong Zhuo barked at Lu Bu, who was trying to protect Dixin.

"Love me! ? "Lu Bu was surprised". Unexpectedly, it's true. You ... you are disgusting! ! "

"disgusting! ? You said my love-disgusting! ? "Angered by Lu Bu, Dong Zhuo picked up the painting halberd and hit Lu Bu with his halberd tail. "I ... I, I hit you' ungrateful person'! ! ! "

One dozen missed, and two dozen were evaded by Lu Bu. He was about to call for the third time when he suddenly heard the story of Dixin, who was fleeing to the outside of the pavilion. "Ouch! ! "A fall, lyu3 bu4 distracted, was caught red-handed, ji tail fainted.

"Bubu, why don't you understand my heart?" Dong Zhuo looked at Lyu3 bu4 lying on the ground, his eyes burning with anger. He pulled down Lu Bu's trousers, grabbed Lu Bu's "desire", rubbed it hard, then sat down, twisted his waist and muttered, "I really love you! ! "

At this time, Lu Bu only felt a splitting headache and his nakedness was badly caught. He began to wake up with the sound of "Hmm …". Unexpectedly, when I woke up, I saw Dong Zhuo swinging up and down on him, screaming as he moved: "Ah ~ ~ Ah ~ `, Bubu, your roots are so hot, so hard and so big that it hurts me to death ... Ah ~ ~" Lu Bu suddenly felt a burst of blood and lost Sim's story of "A scholar can be killed and not humiliated". In a rage, he picked up the painting halberd that had fallen aside and stabbed Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo died on the spot, and blood was sprayed all over Lu Bu.

"Yaya ..." Lyu3 bu4 killed Dong Zhuocai to react what he had done, pushed Dong Zhuo's body away with a loud cry, got up from the ground and ran.

Lyu3 bu4 killed Dong Zhuo, and the Taishi mansion was in chaos. At this time, diusim's story disappeared without a trace with a big bag of gold and silver jewelry. ...

Later generations said that Shi, Yang Guifei, Wang Zhaojun and The Story Of Diu Sim were the four beauties in ancient China, among which Shi was the first, which was the embodiment and synonym of beauty. But for Shi, this story of Bidiu Sheen is easier. As long as the stone coaxes a prince of Wu, it is not easy to coax Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu with two hearts and two faces at the same time. The 18-route warlord can't kill Dong Zhuo, but a story of losing Xin is enough to kill him. Liu Guan and Liu Guan can't beat Lu Bu, but the story of Dixin can beat Lu Bu. With banquet as the battlefield, powder as the armor, hope as the spear, smile as the bow and arrow, and flattering words as the ambush for luck, the general is really embarrassed! The story of diusim's achievements can be written in bamboo and silk.