Lian Po and Lin Xiangru's plays are about 600 words.

Script: There are three dramatic stories in Biography of Lian Po and Lin Xiangru: one is to return to Zhao in perfect condition, the other is to meet Mianchi, and the third is to offer a humble apology. Time: A certain day and place during the Warring States Period: Qin king Palace Characters: Lin Xiangru, King of Qin, Minister of Qin, Maid. Scene: In the center of the stage is the throne of the King of Qin, with two ministers' seats on the left and guests' seats on the right. There are melons and fruits for the guests on the coffee table in front of the seat. [When the curtain rises, the king of Qin is sitting on the palace, looking at the color jade brought by Lin Xiangru, amazed. He never talks about fifteen cities. Lin Xiangru: (Going forward, giving a deep gift to the King of Qin) Report to the King of Qin that there is something wrong with this jade. Let me show you. (Qin one leng, hurriedly give choi, and Lin Xiangru. Lin Xiangru: (holding the wall with both hands, stepping back a few steps, leaning against the post, confident) I don't think you are sending fifteen cities. Now that Bi is in my hand, if you force me, my head will hit the post with Bi! (Say that finish lifting the wall will hit the doorpost. Qin Wang: (frightened to disgrace, hurriedly) Please don't be impulsive. Everything is easy to discuss. (loudly to the minister) Somebody get a map and show Lin the fifteen cities of Zhao. Lin Xiangru: (Jade in both hands, seriously) Jade is valuable. You can't just change it. You have to hold a grand ceremony. Qin Wang: (hesitates) What you said is very reasonable. Three days later is an auspicious day, and we will hold a ceremony on that day to exchange peace and harmony. Lin Xiangru: It's a deal. (upon, step down. Three days later, Lin Xiangru came to power with Minister Qin. King Qin: (Sitting in front of the grave, pretending) Lin Xiangru, our king has bathed and changed his clothes, and the ceremony is ready. Now it's time to exchange with Cui. Lin Xiangru: (generously offering a deep gift to the King of Qin) He Shibi has been sent back to Zhao. If you are sincere, give these fifteen cities to our country first, and our country will send someone to deliver them immediately, and never break your word. It's no use killing me. Everyone knows that Qin keeps his word! Qin Wang: (helplessly) Since He Shibi was sent back to Zhao, please ask Ambassador Lin to go back. (Lin Xiangru upon stepping down. ) —— The curtain of the third act falls in Mianchi Meeting Time: One day in the Warring States Period Location: Mianchi Characters: Lin Xiangru, Minister Zhao; Scenery of King Qin and Minister Qin: There are a row of seats on both sides of the stage, and there are melons and fruits on the coffee table in front of the seats to entertain guests. 【 At the curtain, the prince of Zhao, the king of Qin, and the ministers of the two countries sit down and persuade each other to drink wine and persuade food. Qin Wang: (putting down his glass with malicious intent) I heard that Wang Zhao is proficient in melody, so I'm going to invite Wang to play drums and musical instruments today. I hope you don't refuse. The prince of Zhao can't refuse, so he has to drum for a while. Qin Wang: (Applause loudly) Wang Zhao's drums and musical instruments are really well-deserved. (Facing the minister) Record the fact that Zhao Wang played drums for the king. Lin Xiangru: (Angry, walks up to the King of Qin) Please give the King of Zhao a punch (fǒu). The king of Qin pretended not to hear and continued to drink. Lin Xiangru: (loudly) Please be the Prince of Zhao. King Qin: (putting down his glass and glancing at Lin Xiangru haughtily) Qin is a powerful country in the Central Plains. It's outrageous to ask this weak king to slap him! Lin Xiangru: (seriously staring at the King of Qin) You and I are only five steps away now. If you don't promise, I will fight you. (Say that finish, striding forward, ready to battle with the king of Qin. The king of Qin broke out in a cold sweat and knocked on his face trembling. Lin Xiangru: (Returning to his seat, to a minister) Today, King Qin slapped King Zhao. Please write it down. Qin Wang: (blushing) Oh, Dr. Lin is really witty and brave. I wanted to make fun of the prince of Zhao and show the prestige of our state of Qin, but I didn't expect Dr. Lin to make fun of me. I admire you. Come on, let's have a drink. Cheers. The king of Qin, the king of Zhao and all the ministers raise their glasses at the same time and say "cheers" in unison. )