Funny blessing of girlfriends moving.

Say something funnier than a blessing on a good friend's birthday.

1) Stars hold the moon, long guns and short guns; Three-dimensional bombing, creating an emotional atmosphere; The lights are beautiful, and there are many more; Happy, hug you. Today you are the protagonist, you are the most beautiful! Wish: Happy birthday! Good luck!

2) Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

Today, a man named Hu called to ask for your phone number. I didn't know who he was, so I didn't tell him. Finally, he told me in tears that he is Tao Jin, and let me tell you that he wishes you a happy 16th birthday on behalf of the CPC Central Committee and the people of the whole country!

4) Today is your birthday, and I really want to spend it with you. The daffodils are in bloom. Happy birthday when you come back. Happy forever.

Today is your birthday. I want to go over the mountains to see you, but I don't have enough strength. I want to see you by bus or boat, but I don't have enough money, so I can only stand on the roof and shout to you across the hill: "Happy birthday!

6) Give you a birthday present with the heaviest amount of feces since you had feces. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself.

7) On lonely days, I will see you in the Moon Palace. I am very excited! I called your name, "You are a pig. Why did you come to the Moon Palace again? "

8) May you always have a slim figure, beautiful lines, always young and beautiful, never old, a 40-year-old age, a 30-year-old heart, a 20-year-old image, a 18-year-old mentality and a long flowering period forever. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Happy birthday to you today. The god of wealth chases you every day. The headmaster pays attention to you every day. Illness will always avoid you. Happiness will always be with you. Everything will always follow you!

I wish you a happy birthday and a long life! Every year has today, every year has today! Congratulations ... congratulations!

1 1) To the most important pig in my life: I wish you a happy, happy, white and fat life, lovely, healthy and healthy life. -People who love you

12) on this special day, a small greeting card brings you indelible memories and friendship that will never be forgotten: make time and space full of joy, make time and space full of joy. Happy birthday!