The ultimate family funny lines

1 What a beautiful unlucky guy.

2. "Moxibustion Lai ... hasn't come for a long time. What's the matter with you? It's very hard, haha! !

It is beautiful on a man named Qiu Hua. ......

Let's get a room, too.

5. Grandpa: Oh, Brother Xiong, are you going through menopause?

Brother Bear: Oh, Dad, I still have my period.

Grandpa: Your period? Where is your period?

Socks of the Northern Song Dynasty (I am unhappy,)

Wow, Gary * * * (I'll tell you)

Blogging [reading the fourth sound] (crazy bitch)

Grandpa: am I that good ... have I ever been so handsome!

When I practiced in the summer, Brother Hou said I wouldn't practice. Grandpa: shameless? Who is shameless? !

Grandpa: Clams ~ ~ ~

Aunt: I mean ..

Grandpa: I can hear you ~ ~

Aunt: Clams ~ ~ ~

Yu Xia: Grandpa, you still don't think it's noisy upstairs, do you? Stop knocking.

Grandpa: If you want to argue with everyone, who is afraid of who ~

Summer: Grandpa, if you don't promise soon, the photographer and director will be moved to their knees later.

Grandpa: Well, how do you feed the photographer? We are acting now. What are you doing here? Well, don't think I'll be soft-hearted if I let him do this.

I will change my name to shameless Xia Liu in the future.

Bring me my monk postscript.

Summer: Grandpa, you take Xia Mei's pot cover.

Grandpa: Even this kind of thing is shameful now.

Grandpa: Did you just say that beautiful women are like clouds ~ ~ ~

Moxibustion: = _ = Is a master like a cloud. . .

I have amnesia. i forgot ...

When grandpa said that Han was going to marry Xia, he suddenly said, "Just sausages, not two tribute pills."

Grandfather asked Xia Han, "Will you marry Sharon?"

Grandpa watched Ye die and sang "I was angry at the sight of you ~ ~ ~"

Oh, my God, disasters have been left for thousands of years.

We're at home in Charlotte ~ ~

The youngest is me, which is me.

Brother Xiong tore off Xia Longyin for the first time. Grandpa came out of the cupboard and said:

"Yes, I did. Your two front lampshades (as they say) are hung everywhere .. Do you need that many?

Brother Xiong: "Because I have to match clothes ~ ~ ~

I won't even take back the soul-washing songs and introspection songs.

Isn't the one in front fake?

It's been broadcast for more than twenty episodes.

Go on like this.

The audience will think that we are deceiving him.

They will be angry-/\-

It's good to know you're young. ....

The audience likes me.

You keep coming for the camera. I hate it.

Scissors (Moxibustion Lai): the military Kaonashi of the Yenara family.

Grandpa: Kaonashi!

Scissors: It's strange that he only brought two attendants.

Grandpa: Two waiters!

Scissors: Kaonashi is a literary genius, not a military commander.

Grandpa (dancing): Not a military commander, but a literary talent!

Brother Bear: Dad, you are a parrot.

Xiong Xiong: It's strange that the Yehenala family should send a faceless strategist. It's too humiliating for us.

Grandpa (continue): What a pity!

(The audience looked at Grandpa speechless ...)

Grandpa: 1 19 Feed the ambulance!

Brother Bear: Are you sick? Are you going to faint?

Grandpa: No, I still have many lines to say.

Grandpa: Hello 1 19 Oh, come on.

Grandpa: Where is what? At my house, of course.

..... the phone hung up. ..

Brother Xiong seems to have said something. ..

Grandpa answered the phone: hello 1 19, there are two people now, what? At my house, of course! (The phone hangs up again)

And found a leprechaun to run away from home.

Minnan dialect: "talk ~ talk ~ no chance!" "

Time, luck and life are blessings, not curses, but curses. Cause and effect never bother me. what can I do? What time? Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ Grandpa: ... This is a ghost ... (... haha. )

Xia Mei also asked, Grandpa, what the hell is that thing? ..

Think with your head. No brain uses cerebellum, no cerebellum uses medulla oblongata. Don't bother yourself.

Grandpa: "Don't be coquetry there. You think I don't know what you're thinking?

I can't stand a Warrior Lanling written by Xia Mei. Even you love this ant now.

In this way, grandpa also came to the underworld and found a blue-faced fangs with three heads and six arms to be your pawn. "

Ren: "Grandpa, don't do this."

Grandpa: "Flash"

. . . . . . . . .

Ren: "Grandpa, did I mention that she wants to know you?"

Ah, you are pregnant again. I am going to be a grandfather again. The child's father is the child's grandfather.

I'm cursing .. Why are you sitting so comfortable?

Leadership, what big and small things, led you to come here with great fanfare, but also led us to lose sight of it.

Brother Xiong wants to give his strength to Xia subdue the ghost dragons.

Grandpa said, if you give him strength, you will die, and you may earn the power of the big ghost dragon, so you should give yourself strength.

Give it to him, and then Brother Xiong cries there.

Grandpa suddenly lost his memory and said, why are you crying? What are you doing? I'm not dead.

I am so angry. I'm going to the emergency room. This is the only place where there is spring. I heard that two Japanese nurses have just arrived.

A chord: so cheap. Cut me as soon as you see it. The sword is deadly. Who can stand so many swords? I'm not talking about this. If it weren't for my cheap chords, I think I would have said goodbye to you long ago.

Grandpa: It's called gradual coagulation. If you sprinkle it on the sword wound of a very cheap man who was cut by a sword, his blood will gradually hold up, otherwise he will gradually die.

~ ~ ~ ~ Then Dr. Wing Neng came and said something, I forgot-

Grandpa: Not only did he look mean before he died, but he will look even meaner after he died. Throw him on the floor so as not to dirty the sofa.

A Xian: Grandpa, help me prepare mung bean powder and urine for the boy, so that I can get better faster, but don't do anything! Must be a real virgin!

Grandpa: A chord is very cheap! Bitches have their own cheap tricks. What he said should be true.

May: Grandpa! What time is it now? Where did you get the virgin?

Y: Yes! Unlike me!

Grandpa: Sorry, I am!

Y: That. . . (referring to Brother Xiong)

Bear: Dad!

Grandpa: Just kidding ~

Grandpa: What are you afraid of? Xia Liu and I are not afraid of anything! Let's go . . There are many bubbles. Look (holding the bottle of urine) ~ If it is sweet, I have diabetes.

A string: they don't know, grandpa, I'm afraid, you really have to pee!

May: Grandpa! Why do you pee less than your little brother? What a small bottle!

Grandpa: The old man's bladder was weak, and his urine split and dripped on his shoes, leaking half.

Grandpa, where do you want to spend your holiday?

Grandpa: I want to see your aunt ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Three, eight, three, eight, you, eight, me, eight.

Y: It's after one o'clock. I have to change first. I'm going to school.

Bear: Oh.

May: Wow (watching grandpa open his "room")

Bear: Dad, which floor are you going to?

Grandpa: It's the third floor of the basement!

Day: No, I still don't worry, Mom. Please take it to the ancient tomb hospital because of a cold. I'll see who did it.

Bear: If you ask me to bring cold, I'll bring cold. My mother, I'm not your courier!

Grandpa: Brother Xiong, is it useful to have so many babies? Nobody is yours.

Grandpa: Hey, this child is really affectionate in summer. I must have inherited my affectionate seeds.

Dead man: Huh?

Grandpa: What are you looking at? Big eyes, will they be bigger than me?

Dead man: no, no, my eyes are so small ~ sorry.

Grandpa said, "Dead man, what do you drink?" Why didn't I?

The dead man said, I will buy you Boba milk tea.

Grandpa said: it's the big one at the corner. ..

He said, "We, the Charles family, ..

Grandpa: I say you know, you say you know, you say you don't understand, you pretend you know.

Grandpa: Hurry up, I'm going to rush over and kill him. It's up to you to die ... it's up to me to die ... Ah, I'm dead ... I'm a temperamental old man. .......

Grandpa: Yes, you are just too nervous. In fact, looking at faces in summer is not short-lived, and lucky people have their own natural features. (The dead man is coming, and Grandpa points to the dead man) Look at this face. You'd better not look at it. The more you look at it, the worse it gets ... Really, I'm going out again (to match the voice, I walked up to the dead man and said) Alas (and then left). ..

Grandpa: (when looking for it, oh, hey, hey, oh)

I remember, too. Come on. (Running to the cameraman) Why are you again? Why did you come to our house again? (The photographer is puzzled: the director called me) Does anyone have such a big mobile phone pendant? (Grandpa says to Brother Xiong, Xiaomei and Yu Xia) Ouwai!

Grandpa: Brother Xiong, where is Zhenzi?

Policeman: I see. You won't leave me alone, will you? I know a lot of your secrets, and you will kill me.

Xiong Xiong: No, how is that possible? We ... Dad, there is no Zhen Zi. Please help me, hurry up!

Grandpa: What help?

Yu Xia: Rewind and delete!

Grandpa: Oh … (pointing to Brother Bear) Iris …

Brother Bear: Not me, Dad!

A policeman: Don't ... Don't mess around.

Grandpa: Iris … I left it behind.

Brother Xiong: Outside the iris!

ERASEREWIND→ external aperture → rewind to delete memory.

Grandpa: Which guest? Sit inside!

Brother Bear: Xia Mei, come here! (Grandpa: Yes! )

Xia Mei: Who are you? !

Yu Xia: Grandpa!

Brother Bear: Dad, how can you push down Yu Xia? !

Grandpa: When did he go?

Grandpa explained: this "possessed ring will glow" means "not possessed ring will not glow ~ ~ ~ ~ Do you understand? ~~~''

Make a pot of tea for the elderly first. In the ten minutes of making tea, I'm going to do an old people's exercise and jump into Swan Lake first. "Later XiuHeHan came back.

Grandpa said, "I am also disturbed by my sports." You two, fall in love. "

Cold health said: What about summer?

Grandpa said, "Plus summer, love triangle",

Mei Mei: I'm back, Han and Xiu. Why are you two together? "

Grandpa said, "And you, Love in the Four Corners, and a soldier, Lan Ling and Love in the Five Corners, have to negotiate outside and kill each other. Don't let me see you."

Han: "You came back, didn't you wait for summer?"

Mei Mei: "My little brother left early. You two wait here. I'm going up. "

Hugh: Han, wait here while I go out and look for it.

Then he left. Han watched him go out and turned his face to grandpa.

Grandpa: It's just the two of us in the room, and we're in love.

Grandpa: What? ! You call me dirty? ! .

Grandpa: You are the dirty one! ! .

Grandpa: No. I'm Xia Liu. ......

Fork people 10 looked at grandpa in amazement. .....

What is the most terrible thing in the world .. Grandpa: My wife ~ ~ ~

Grandpa: "long time no see, that dead man ... alas ~ I'm so bored without him ~ ~ I really miss him."

Bear: "Dad, just let me know if you want to drink ~"

Grandpa: "I think, this time, the old monster of Yehenala's family really preached."

Bear: "What?"

Grandpa: "There really is a magnet in the underworld ... (omitted in the middle) Don't underestimate it. This stone was used by the goddess to mend the sky. It has infinite mysterious power. The energy of the whole universe is the source, which can be continuously supplied, just like solar energy. "

Bear: "Dad, when did you become so learned? I know neither physics nor chemistry. "

Grandpa: "Learn more if you don't understand ... learn more information ... There is a saying that after listening to Xia Liu, Bao Junsheng will study for ten years."

..... warrior LanLing after a bunch of questions. ..........

Grandpa: "Why should I tell you? Who knows if you are a spy? You are a waiter now, pouring wine. "

Jason Ska asked, "Do you know who I am?" Grandpa said, "You are so close to me that you want to fight with me?" Jason Scar "can hear clearly this way", and then grandpa pushed him away and said, "Come to my house and want to tease me."

Grandpa: make way for the shrimp ... why didn't the leader inform me earlier so that I could have time for a haircut, a shave, a bath and a tuxedo?

Summer said: can you not talk so close?

Grandpa said: Jason Scar taught me to listen more clearly.

A minute later

Grandpa: I have become cross-eyed.

Summer: I'm already cross-eyed

crack me up

Amitabha Ala 'amen

God, Jesus Christ, Mary.

Worship heaven and earth, prince.

Please worship God.

Everyone wishes the warrior Lan Ling.

Grandpa was crushed by the dead and said, "Dead man! Confucius said: Men and women can't tell the difference between giving and receiving! "

Grandpa: "I can't believe I'm from Xia Lan? I haven't done anything bad in my life. Why should I repay my daughter and grandson now? I know, it's all for you. I just hugged you tightly! I even fucked you to protect you. (coquetry) That's disgusting. Oh, I don't want it, I hate it! ..."

47 episodes

Feng ghost appeared.

Grandpa said, "If only the younger one would come." Then he turned to Feng ghost and said, "If you can't be cured, I'll take your name!" After affixing Feng ghost's dragon seal, he said to the leader, "He is my grandson, and we seem to have the same surname ..."

When the leader came, grandpa said, "Long live the leader, long live the leader. Kneel down and kowtow, which made him confused in summer."

The leader of the League said at Xia's house, "Is Master Lan Ling there?"

The deceased said, "None of our family wears a helmet on their shoulders."

The bear glared at him and said, "That's not a helmet! It's a knocker! "

You don't even know that ABC's dog bites a pig, and you have to stare at him to do his homework. You lied to me, Assi! (Taiwanese)

Grandfather danced with the martyrs: "Peas grind to and fro, peas grind to and fro, magic warriors ..."

Grandpa finished the phone call and said to Xia, "Why are you there than Archie?" ? How can I show my love when I am so cool? "

After listening to grandpa, Xia said, "Grandpa, I know you want it."

Grandpa glared at him and said, "You mean I don't have love?"

Grandpa sent them to save Bing Xin, answered the phone: I'm hungry, I'm hungry, my father starved to death, then paused, and then said: Oh, this is a pizza delivery phone, wrong ~

Xia Mei: It's all you, old baby. Why did you make my little light light blue extinct? If something happens to my little light light blue, I will never forgive you! Hum, run

Grandpa: Xia Mei won't forgive you if anything happens to that Lanling warrior.

Brother Bear: Oh, I really won't forgive me. Then I paused and said to my grandfather, Dad, it seems that you suggested it. How can you blame me?

Grandpa: You lobby the warrior Lanling to be extinct, and I'll be fine ~

Grandpa: "I asked you to discuss the results yesterday, and the results ... still have no results ... I'm going to find the team leader ... I'm ... I want to live ..."

When I mentioned Lanling chop in Warrior Lanling, I said that the weapon was called amnesia.

Moxibustion dance articles:

In the summer, Yu Xia was discussing the name of the leader:

Summer: Since he is the elder brother of moxibustion. ...

Yu Xia: It's all the same, a deformed family.

Summer: Jiulai's brother, Gulai's cousin ... should his name be Pale?

Yu Xia: Come on.

(In the fencing of two people ...)

Leader: It's just a nickname. Call it whatever you want. They were both called. Everyone else is invited to join us.

2

Leader: My full name is Moxibustion Moxibustion Dance. In front of muggles. You can call me moxibustion dance.

Yu Xia: How dare you say that? That's rude.

Summer: Yes. If you call it that, will people think that 92 and 98 are not together?

three

(D.C.W is talking about leaders who have never been masked)

Leader: All right. You all saw my true colors. Rest assured. I won't kill people like you said. I ride a motorcycle, but my people don't. But ... D.C.W wants to hurt her eyes today. ...

(Everyone is amazed)

Leader: Just kidding. ...

four

Xia Liu: Leader, I don't know if I'm full. ...

Leader: It seems that I haven't had enough, Elder Xia Liu. As you know, young people are developing and will eat more. Brother Xiong, I can have another bowl ... duck feet, crab feet, pig's feet, pickles, sand tea and stewed miso noodles ... It sounds like iron legs.

(5) (in the power conversion office)

Summer: The leader has changed shifts. Can you hold on?

(seriously)

Leader: Half a catty, only half a life left. Like you, why not go after work? I want to wash my hair.

(starts laughing)

My family recently opened a great beauty salon, where all the girls are super hot.

Summer: (dumbfounded) When do you want to pick up girls again?

This is a little nurse whistling for an injection in summer.

The leader smiled and said, I'm kidding you. I only have half a life left, and I said it in Taiwanese. That's not death.

It's called taking pains. Do you understand ~ ~ I was stabbed by a nurse in the summer and shouted that I don't understand. You will tell me when you have time.

Leader: I knew you didn't understand.

(6) Leadership: When you abolish power, your father's position is. ..

Dead man: ... Why do you ask this question suddenly?

Leader: No, as the saying goes, a true gentleman doesn't say a word, and he doesn't have a real husband.

Dead man: Wow ... what a profound sentence ... just a leader ... with a little qualification ... I don't know what leadership means. ..

Leader: No, I just happened to think of this idiom. ..

(7) The scene at the entrance of Xiajiamen

The leader pointed to his old master with a black wind.

Old Chief: Five Phoenix? Moxibustion dance, you are fast.

Why is there a black wind?

Leader: It seems that your fear of black wind is still the same as before.

Old Chief: Why is the long-lost black wind in your hands?

Leader: Guess, you got it right ~ ~ Here you are.

Old devil: moxibustion, you must know it's not you I'm afraid of ~ ~

(The old devil escapes)

Leader: My gun is not loaded yet.

Just left.

Episode 30

(The leader seems to have met Dong Wei)

good

You all saw my true colors.

Dispel doubts

I won't be like you said.

Kill a witness or accomplice

Although I ride a motorcycle

But my people are not motorcycles.

but ...

D.C.W will hurt her eyes all day today.

crack a joke

(9)(44 episodes)

Hugh: Leader, this is the safest way we have found so far.

Getting you into the titanium coffin of a dead man's head can also destroy your magic, but it may take some time.

Please forgive my subordinates for overstepping their authority.

Leader (laughs): Don't talk about it. I should be the one who should say sorry.

Sleeping in a coffin should feel good, and you will get rich when you see a coffin ~