A brain teaser about the book Red and Black? Hurry up, it's urgent! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

Q: Who is Amy's mother?

Answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

Question: What is white plus white?

Answer: equal to the white rabbit.

Reason: Xiao Bai Er

Question: Is Jiaozi a man or a woman?

Answer: men.

Reason: Men have foreskin.

Question: Which singer's name is the man's urine?

The answer is: Tao Zhe.

Reason: Tao Jiji

Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! !

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Answer: Wang Leehom.

Reason: to coax.

Question: What if I come out again?

The answer is: Han Hong.

Reason: Still coax.

Adoption rate of /yl parallel answers: 26.8% 2008-11-30 23: 43.

Who is Amy's father?

Pick up the land → Ge2008-12-0101:00

After the college entrance examination, it is the senior high school entrance examination ... There are various questions and answers. I really admire today's students, who are free-thinking and unrestrained, which is quite different from our routine at that time, hehe. Look at the fill-in-the-blank questions in a group of Chinese test papers-

1.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: I will never regret taking off my clothes.

(The correct solution is "I won't regret it if my belt widens gradually". I admit that this is my brain. )

2. The beauty of an adult gentleman, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Little people succeed.

(faint directly)

3. If you are poor, you are immune to it, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Rich people have wives and concubines in groups.

(positive solution: achieving the goal will help the world)

_ _ _ _ _ _ _, everyone in the world knows you.

A: As long as you look like Saddam Hussein.

(Khan ||| ...)

4. When will there be a bright moon, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: An eternal flower.

(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "ask heaven for wine")

5. Friends and relatives in Luoyang, if asked, _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Please don't tell him.

(The positive solution is "a piece of ice is in the jade pot")

6. The final exam produced a couplet, the first part is: heroic body.

The couplets of junior three students are: I am charming.

7. I got "Two heads are better than one" in an exam in grade five.

Classmate A: The taste is the same.

(Laughing at the invigilator and principal outside)

8. Books are rarely used until they are used, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: By the end of the month, there will not be enough money.

The acceptance rate of the answer to Dear Feast is 7.6%: 2008-12-0102: 00.

Why do people take a right foot?

Because there's shit on the left

↗𔡰 ? ? The adoption rate of κ answer: 41.7% 2008-12-0103: 41.

Who gave Andy Lau the water to forget the year?

Answer: Aha.

Reason: Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water.

Adoption rate of curse rain star: 2.9% in 2008-12-0104: 23.

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The adoption rate of Niang's answer:10.8% in 2008-12-0200: 31.

My vocabulary-read it backwards. Don't show it to the wise, lest you regret it.

Be a good girl. 2008- 12-05 0 1:38

What is white plus white?

Answer supplement

What happens when a fat man falls from a tall building?

Wave; One; Adoption rate of students' answers:1.8% 2008-12-0515: 32

As soon as the biology exam was over, I asked what the cytogram was. The correct answer is "female fruit fly", and a classmate answered "female fruit fly". The biology teacher held a meeting to study n for half a day and decided to give 0 points.

A-only T- answer adoption rate:1.1%2008-12-06 09: 39.

What! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ~ make a place name!

The adoption rate of dead children in Yongyuan is1.7% in 2008-12-0817: 20.

Q 1: foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? [answer]

Q2: Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? [answer]

Q3: If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to commit suicide today? [answer]

Q4: The farmer raised 10 cows, why only 19 horns? [answer]

Q5: What does a fat girl say when she is sick? [answer]

ヾルツ Answer adoption rate: 9.7% 2008-12-117: 37.

interesting

The adoption rate of a little more than one day: 40.7% in 2008-12-1219: 21.

1. Why does the silkworm baby have money? = => Because it will cocoon (frugal)

2. Why didn't the white rabbit marry the zebra? = => Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children.

3. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified? = => When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles)

4. What line does the monkey dislike? = => Parallel lines (because there is no intersection)

5. Chocolate and tomatoes fight. Why does chocolate win? = => Because of chocolate bars.

6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans? = => turned into green bean paste.

7. After the match burned, it went to the hospital. What has it become? = => Cotton swab

8. How did Lin Daiyu die? = => Fall to death (a sister Lin fell from the sky)

9. A pig smashed a dish after saying "Come on"? = => Chocolate

10. The potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a deadly knife. What happened? = => has become a bean paste (killing) bag.

1 1. What animals like to stick on the wall? = => Seal (newspaper)

12. Why do foxes often fall down? = => Because foxes are cunning (slippery)

13.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away five people = => Because the people they played were called "Mahjong".

14. When do you like soda? = => When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda)

15. An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards? = => It turned out to be a tea egg.

16. There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What happened in the end? = => It became a highway (stag).

17. One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the fifth floor, bleeding a lot. What happened? = => has become a red bean.

18. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? = => Because the stars will twinkle.

19. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and got a perm. What was the result? = => turned into popcorn.

20. What mouse walks on two feet? = => Mickey Mouse

2 1. What duck walks on two feet? = => All ducks walk on two legs.

22. Miss, business is not good now. Why? = => Highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI)

23. What kind of people can't work in a gas station? = => A smooth talker (oil gun slips)

24. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl? = => Boys because jiaozi has a foreskin.

25. People in gold clothes = => Shocking (golden) people.

26. A bee stung on the calendar = = > Wind (bee) and sunshine (calendar)

27. A bear is coming. Come prepared (bear comes)

28. The mobile phone can't fall into the toilet = => It's now or never.

29. There are ten sheep, and nine are squatting in the sheepfold = => cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

30. How to make the sparrow quiet? = => Give it a pressure (silence)

3 1. What is a transparent sword? = => Invisibility (Sword)

32. What do African cannibals eat? A: If they eat people, should the chief be a vegetarian? = => Vegetable eater

33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? = => The dinosaur went to make a movie.

34. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? = => It's really like Dabai.

35. How about an egg swimming in Songhua River? = => turned into a preserved egg

36. What about an egg that went to Shandong? = => turned into a (salted) egg.

37. How about homeless eggs? = => became a wild egg.

38. What if an egg accidentally falls on the road and falls to the ground? = => It became an inverted (guided) bomb.

39. An egg fell into the flower. How's it going? = => became Hua Dan.

40. How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea? = => turned into a salted egg

4 1. Who wins the salted egg swimming? = => salted egg, because salted egg superman.

42. Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. He died after telling jokes. Why? = => Because of the tsunami (laughs)

43. Why can't I see God's dick? = => The secret (pheasant) must not be revealed.

44. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? = => Because the other horn was broken by the Titanic.

45. How to keep ducks from flying away? = => Give it a wing.

46. Who doesn't have a phone? = => Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

47. Ma Jiajue once told me privately that a blunt knife is the most lethal. Why? = => Because it is a hammer.

48. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? = => After nine days of shooting, even the immortals couldn't stand it.

49. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red are flying. Who will get sick? = => White rabbit (vomiting)

50. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened? = => Become a fat man.

5 1. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? = => Save someone's life

52. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? = => Eraser (Eraser Difference)

53. What are cloth and paper afraid of? = => Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

54. The next guest is the pride of China men. He is a singer. Guess who it is? = => Ju Gu Chicken

55. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? = => The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you).

56. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? = => Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

57. What Kirin tastes best? = => Ice cream

58. What Kirin runs fastest? = => Michelin

59. The cause of constipation (name a foreign star) = => Stallone (shit is too thick)

60. In cities or villages, where does the river run? = => In the country, because the river in the country is too urgent (why do you have to cook in such a hurry).

6 1.a, b, c, d, e, Ji, g, Xin, which word is the coolest? = => Ding

62. There is a room where pigeons can hide = => Your song (pigeon) is hidden on the roof.

63. What should I do at 12 pm? = => cramming, because when it is close to (zero), cramming.

64. Who is the thinnest, police, hooligans or soldiers? = => Rogue (rogue professor-thin)

65. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? = => Because he is an idiot.

How many brothers does Aladdin have? = => Three (Ala A, Ala B, Ala C)

67. A group of eunuchs are chatting. Guess an idiom = => Nonsense (no chicken talk)

68. How much is a heart worth? = => 100 million (single-minded)

How much are those three hearts worth? = => Two hundred million (half-hearted)

69. Which is stupid, the sun, the moon or the stars? = => Stars (The stars in the sky don't talk-Lu)

69. What's the name of this pencil? = => Small, sharpen the pencil.

70. What color can best imitate? = => Red (Mill) Imitation

7 1. Who will help you eat when you are full? = => Feilong, because Feilong is added in days.

72. A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? = => He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert.

A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still stuffy. Why? = => "No peeing here" is posted on the dotted line pole.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck on it, but it was stuffy. Why? = => Many puppies are waiting in line.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing was posted on it, and there was a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why? = => Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is embarrassed.

73. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? = => Wolf, because-Momotaro (elimination of wolves)

74. Which is the most unfair historical figure? = => Suwu Shepherd Cup seaside

75. Which character ran fastest in history? = => Speak of the devil and he will arrive.

76. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink = => coffee (car fly)

77. There is a steamed bun and a meatball. What happened? = => Changed to steamed stuffed bun.

78. Who gave you the water of forgetting? = => Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water")

79. There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? = => Seagull

80. Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? = => It's a false tooth.

8 1. How heavy are the stars in the sky? = => Eight grams (Starbucks)

82. Taiwan Province Province is a part of China (Chinese herbal medicine name) = => Angelica sinensis.

83. The Jade Emperor is called (name a city) = => Tianjin.

84. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? = => It's too slow to walk.

85. Farmers have raised 10 cows, with only 19 horns. Why? = => There is a rhinoceros.

86. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but didn't dare to jump. Why? = => Because there is no water below.

87. A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? = => The police have to take a taxi.

88. What chicken has no wings? = => Frog

89. What is hard and comfortable to type? = => doze off

90. What is the product with the same production date and effective date? = => newspaper

9 1. What books are not available in bookstores? = => suicide note

92. Best seller? = => Female secretary

93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Why? = => My mother said that surfing the Internet all day is not a good person.

94。 Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Why? = => The deer said timidly, my mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers.

95. Who didn't attend the zoo meeting? = => lion (because the lion lost contact)

96. Fat people sit in sedan chairs (name a place) = => Yugoslavia

97. Go to the toilet (enter the name of a Hong Kong female artist) = => Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)

98. Grandpa, dad, brother, who will cry after listening to mom? = => Grandpa remembered his mother's words (night after night) and his tears glistened.

99. There are two bees who love each other very much, but later the mother bee married the spider. Why? = => Because this female bee loves nets.

100. Good day, sad night (Gai Lou) = => Single-plank bridge.

c！ The response adoption rate of the RCU: 13.7%

How many faces does a circle have? = => One is outside and the other is inside.

. Tripterygium wilfordii 2008- 12- 13 00: 34

1. What happened when Kirin flew to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream.

2. What chicken runs fast in the world? Answer: KFC chicken nuggets

3. a large grassland (plant) answer: plum blossom (no flowers)

4. Another prairie (plant) answers: wild plum blossom.

5. Here comes a flock of sheep (fruit) Answer: strawberries.

6. A pack of wolves (fruits) came. Answer: Yangmei.

7. A group of lions (sports stars) came and answered: Lang Ping.

8. What animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

Worse

What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?

Ice cream (iced unicorn).

The adoption rate of Cai Feng Lingyun's answers is 7.9%: 2008-12-1311:32.

I have one. It's quite long. It's still a cold joke.

Stones fight with rice cakes, and when they get angry, they kick them into the sea.

Later, a couple decided privately for life, but the man wanted to go abroad for military service. Before he left, he gave her a ring and agreed to meet her here with it three years later. Three years later, the woman didn't find the ring and threw it into the sea sadly. Actually, the woman remembered the wrong place. When the man came back and couldn't find a woman, he went fishing by the sea dejectedly. Suddenly he grabbed something. Guess what this is?

It's rice cake.

Later, he finally caught a fish and bit something hard while eating. What do you think it is?

It's fishbone.

Cloud answer adoption rate: 31.9% 2008-12-131.33.

Who runs fastest in history? Speak of the devil.

Unrequited love for you 2008-12-1316: 22

13. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes rather than thin ones.

15. Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks are for the population).

17. 10 1 got everything.

18. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong).

19. the sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said that feeding the yang was anti-yin (the sheep called the eagle to feed).

20. Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

2 1. Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

22. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and seek carp? Bing bing you Li

23. Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

24. Why should the hat be turned over when it is dirty? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

25. Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers

27. Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows)

28. Why is the middle school attached? Stillbirth (attached middle school)

29. How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing.

30. How to make the sparrow quiet? Press it (mute)

32. What kind of snake has many mouths? Collision (snake)

33. People who wash their faces are called washbasins. What about those who wash their hands? Golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)

34. What juice tastes the worst? rack one's brains

35. What can you see on the guillotine in hell? stealthy

40. How much does this star weigh? 8 grams (Starbucks Star 8 grams)

43. Why can't I see God's dick? Don't reveal the secret.

44. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you ...)

46. Which snake has the strongest vitality? A three-inch golden tongue (snake)

47. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? The other foot was broken by the Titanic.

48. Why don't men go out? Because when you go out, you become a layman.

What animals can be attached to the wall? The seal (newspaper) is affixed to the wall.

Which ancient man ran fastest? Speak of the devil.

There is a generation gap and no cleavage, so this kind of communication is very difficult.

Who rejected you the most? Large intestine, because you are shit.

Little boy pees and plays a song title? Tao Zhe (Gigi) (Ji Tao)

What animal has no sense of direction-elk get lost.

Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Jasmine, because: what a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

What line do monkeys hate most? Parallel lines, because there is no intersection (banana)

Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin and lion skin? Elephant skin, because the eraser (elephant skin is poor)

Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolf)

Confucius had three disciples, Zi Gong, Lu Zi and Zi You. Which one is not human? Lutz, because deer is a horse (Lutz is a horse)

What are cloth and paper afraid of? Not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case (cloth is afraid of 10 thousand paper is afraid of one thousand)

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Ice cream (ice unicorn)

Which historical figure must sink when swimming? Fight, because: I can't help fighting (floating).

Which is stupid, the star, the moon or the sun? Stars, because there is a saying in Lu's song, "The stars in the sky don't talk."

Excuse me, what flower has no children? Mayflower, because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)

Left or right, who likes solo and who is better? Left solo, right so good (left gong, right drum)

Horses, tigers and wolves are three kinds of animals. Who hid the dragon? Wolf, because: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (Wolf, Hidden Dragon)

Why does silkworm baby have money? Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal)

What are the surnames of Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang's mothers? "Since" gives birth to surplus, "why" gives birth to light?

Who is the most difficult person to associate with? Lily, because every (lily) is hard.

Butterfly, ant, spider, centipede, which one didn't get paid? Centipede, because: reactive power (centipede) is not rewarded.

Who does Stephanie want to marry most? Because there is a song: happiness.