Preface of ancient storytellers

The opening remarks of the storyteller 1

Dear uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, I am a XX person. I am a storyteller, traveling all over the world and passing through your land. But when I saw the beautiful scenery and auspicious clouds, I didn't see people spitting everywhere, I didn't see people talking indiscriminately, I didn't see people jaywalking, I didn't see dead chickens and eggs, I didn't see donkeys climbing trees. It's a treasure trove.

Preface of the storyteller II

Dear brothers and sisters, I want to borrow a piece of treasure from you and tell you that the rich will hold a money field, and those who have no money will not leave. You can hold a personal field. Here, I thank you all and wish you all the best in the Year of the Tiger. Give birth to a boy like a tiger and a daughter like a green onion, which is beautiful and white. The longer young people are, the more energetic they are. My mother-in-law opened her mouth when she saw it. The older girl grew more and more beautiful, and her parents-in-law ran away with joy. Why do you think it is? Happy dementia.

The opening remarks of the storyteller 3

Brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, someone asked; Do you sell dog skin plasters? I tell you, our generations are honest people, and dog skin plasters are fake. We never play virtual games. We can come whenever we want. We are storytellers. I haven't seen it hundreds of years ago, and children don't want to hear it. Nowadays, people talk about it on TV and radio all day. Today I'm going to talk about a person around me. If I want to come, I will have a lively meeting. Who said that? This is to choose a thick-skinned, thick-skinned person who can't bleed. who is it?

The rich hold a money field, and the poor hold a human field; Take a washbasin for a walk.