Humorous host lines at the wedding

Do you know any humorous wedding host lines? Speaking of weddings, besides the most important newlyweds, there is also a very important person, that is, the wedding host. The wedding host is responsible for guiding the normal wedding. It would be good for the wedding if you could be humorous. Below I will share with you some humorous host lines, and interested friends will learn about them.

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First, the humorous lines of the wedding host

When spring returns to the earth, in the field of hope, in this fragrant west street, the sky is auspicious and distinguished guests gather together. Witness the perfect combination of a couple, eulogize the pure love, tell a beautiful marriage, show the elegance of the couple and leave unforgettable moments. The auspicious moment has arrived, and now I declare: Zhu He's wedding officially begins. Please let the bride and groom shine.

Wear wedding fireworks for the bride and groom (for the groom) Wow! As soon as you wear a suit, you are as handsome as handsome! But as far as I know, today's groom was scolded-because he was handsome and talented, he dumped so many girls who chased him, but he became Huiying's prisoner a month ago. As for prisoners, I know that Haiying will not abuse them. It is possible to punish them gently. You can have a snack (for the bride). Hey, bride, I almost doubt that you are human-just like a fairy in the sky. You see, the bride is well dressed today, red and white, really decent. Compared with The Story Of Diu Sim, Zhu is the only one in her heart, leaving so many boys aside.

Check the marriage certificate. Do you have a marriage license? No? Oh, it doesn't matter whether you have a certificate or not. I hope you will cooperate tacitly, sow love seriously, manage love and reap love. You will make a fortune (for the bride) next year, earning half of him and half of you. (to the groom) I'm going to have a baby next year, which is half her and half yours.

To drink a toast, the two men shook hands first. Love is like this glass of wine, spicy and mellow. Many people already have it, and many people are pursuing it. Married people should cherish, unmarried people should refuel. After drinking this cup of wine, I feel brave and fearless. There are thousands of banquets, which can entertain people.

Worship the heavens and the earth in this vast world, a vast sea of people, after several storms, after several spring and autumn, each found true love, your perfect combination, heaven and earth can be learned. Sacrifice to the god of heaven and earth, play music and burn incense.

Worship heaven and earth: Why? New society, new fashion, kowtow and bow are all the same. You two are made for each other. Bow to the sky. You are a couple made of earth. Bow before you bow. Thank god, heaven and earth bowed three times.

Farewell to Gao Tang: Your father is honest and hardworking. He sells lanterns, grows crops, spreads the floor, is not at home, gets up before dawn and goes to bed after twelve o'clock. Is your father tired?

Your father is tired, bring tea. -Is it sweet? If you say that bitterness is sweet, you can't be too tired. You are an outsider.

Twenty years ago, you fell to the ground. It was your mother who helped you walk, taught you to talk and put up with hardships and raised you. Run up and down for your school and your marriage. Is your mother busy?

Your mother is very busy. Peel a candy. Is it sweet? Is it the sweetness of daughter-in-law? Or is the mother-in-law sweet?

Second, the humorous lines of the wedding host.

Thanks to the efforts of the witness, I have a marriage certificate now and will send it to you soon. Who has the final say in the future life depends on their performance. Marriage certificate, run by the government, whoever grabs it first cooks ~

Marriage certificate is an important proof that the marriage of husband and wife is protected by law. Please take care of it. From now on, you are in the same dormitory, and your husband-and-wife shop is open. You can take up your post with a certificate and operate with a certificate. Friends, what are you waiting for if you don't applaud?

Without buttonwood trees, golden phoenix can't be attracted, and even pulling and dragging depends on the matchmaker. The matchmaker said, warm-hearted, when she met the girl, she took aim. When she met the young man, she thought, she has an appointment, especially for others to pull.

When it comes to pranks, it's just pranks. Big girls and big boys are relatively compact and embarrassed to talk. It's all up to the matchmaker, just a few words, high quality and high efficiency. If there is no object, find her quickly and don't let her go in the middle of the night; This is trouble! This is the introducer of our two newcomers today. Please say a few words. Ok, thank you!

Friends, we are gathered here today. At this beautiful moment, let's invite the host, the groom's father, to congratulate us, dear friends and family, and give a welcome speech! Please give up!

Please say something on behalf of your family.

Water has roots, and it is hard to raise children. Fulfilling a child's lifelong career is all the efforts of parents. Today, we finally got a wife. Ask his mother: How many years have you been looking forward to getting a wife? I have been looking forward to it for years. ) How many years have you been looking forward to getting a wife? (Looking forward to it for more than 20 years) Then why don't you get married? (My mother wouldn't let him) He was still drawing a map at that time. He finally got a wife today.

Next, two new people came to their parents and changed their names to their parents. First, the bride changes her mouth first. Let me ask you, do you call dad or mom first (mom first)? Why did you call mom first? Mom has money. Then you can call your mother first (ah-).

Look at this. This mother-in-law has a flower on her head. She is very particular about bringing flowers: a girl on the left and a boy on the right. Look how smart our bride is. I didn't tell her, so she took the flowers between her mother-in-law's head.

Let's give them a big hand and wish them a pair of twins next year. Well, being a * family is not to marry a daughter-in-law, but to have one more daughter, a good daughter-in-law in a thousand! Here, I also wish your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law harmony and the young couple a rich life.

Well, then call dad. (Dad), (Hey-), this is a good call from my parents. The red envelope must be small. Take out the red envelope, old woman. Gee, this red envelope is really big (ah, 1000).

Next, the groom changed his name to mom and dad. The host tells you that from today on, you young couple don't have to do anything. You go there to call your parents on Saturday and call your parents here on Sunday. You earn a lot of money in a week. How appropriate this business is. Come on, don't just be happy, bring a bow. Say thank you, parents.

Wedding humor host lines 2 latest humorous wedding host lines

Distinguished guests! Dear friends and relatives! Leaders! Good morning, ladies and gentlemen!

Wind and rain send spring home, flying snow welcomes spring, in this beautiful season of warm spring in bloom; The car welcomes the lady, and the banquet is hospitable. At this exciting moment! Mr. * * Ms. * * is married! ! ! Dear friends and relatives can come to congratulate you in your busy schedule! On behalf of the host's family, I would like to extend my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to you!

First of all, please welcome the officiating guests, witnesses and introducers. . . . Sit on the stage. Next, let's welcome the bride and groom into the sacred wedding hall! (Playing the Wedding March)

Watching a couple strolling into the wedding scene hand in hand, let's congratulate them with warm applause on their happy wedding! Look at the groom, the young man is handsome, dignified, full of energy and bright colors. The appearance of a noble person is handsome! I heard that the young man wanted to learn martial arts at first. Simply put, he jumped over the Yellow River and jumped into the sea. It's not too narrow for him to sleep on a big pole, and he said that he was short when he held Mount Tai. It's like coming and going without a trace, walking through the wind in front of you. Walking on the tree is a little quiet. You don't smoke when you step on the ash pile, and you don't pile up when you fall on the tofu. Ask the groom if this is true. ) Seeing the bride is gentle and elegant, such as hibiscus, luxurious peony, and the monk wants to be secular, and the jade emperor wants to come down to earth. This is what makes a perfect man and a beautiful woman look like Qin Jin. Beads are even paired. Let's congratulate them on their happy wedding with warm applause again! ! Next, I'd like to introduce you.

Guest:

First of all, the host * * * witnessed the wedding * * *

Let me introduce myself. I am the host of XX Wedding Center. . . . This is the day of * * in * * A.D. On this auspicious day, I declare the wedding of Mr. * * and Miss * * officially started! ring

Gun, play music!

Firecrackers are ringing, and the hotel is full of laughter and laughter. This is not a meeting. Don't violate the first item of the wedding ceremony. Let's invite witnesses to read the marriage certificate! Because there is a custom in our area, every wedding, the couple must grab the marriage certificate and say who will grab the house first. First, ask the groom if you want to take care of money, and then ask the bride if you want to take care of money. Then, the best man and the bridesmaid are invited to come together and stand opposite the bride and groom, respectively, to prepare for 123. When you start to get married, you must worship your parents. Ask a couple to face the officiating person! Bow and wish you a long life. After more than 20 years of cultivation, your children will always be proud of you. Two bows, thirty fame, dust and wealth will not forget your parents' three bows. This is the flower of * *. Before you marry the family, meet your aunt first. Today, you should change your mind and ask your mother. Let's ask the bride to kiss and be warm in front of everyone. Call you mother-in-law in front of everyone! I heard that the louder the voice, the more money you give, and the more money you give your mother. Reward 8880, your mother puts a little red flower on her. Everyone praised their daughter-in-law for her filial piety, and called her mother to reward 10 1 yuan. What does this mean? Explain that the daughter-in-law is very satisfied, one in a hundred. Call mom and dad, and leave the camera. Please ask the bride to call her father loudly. The louder the voice, the bigger the red envelope. I don't know if it's a passbook or a check. Go back and see for yourself. The groom calls you father-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, father-in-law. Are you in a hurry? Call mom and dad loudly. Take pains to be busy at both ends and be a matchmaker. Please bow to the witness and salute a couple into the bridal chamber. Don't let the matchmaker lean against the south wall. As soon as I bowed my head, 28 beautiful women got married, and happiness will never forget you. Two bows and a golden tongue make great achievements. I hope you can follow Ling Yunzhi. Three bows, the bride sends the task, drinks the wedding banquet and goes home. Please bow to the farewell delegation.

Bowing ceremony, seeing the bride off all the way, thank you for your double worship. One bow, two chefs warm the wine, welcome, two bows, three relatives and six friends send the couple away, wishing you a safe home. Bow three times, and the woman's relatives and friends will accompany you to run with the bull. Let's congratulate you. The bride and groom will thank you. The two newcomers bowed and wished you good luck every year. Bow twice and go home in twos and threes. I wish you a happy life. Three couples bow to each other, feeling the groom holding the bride's hand. Second, bow to the feelings that the groom will embrace the bride. Lift it up and turn around. Don't you have a bowl of noodles in the morning? Three bows and deep affection, the groom gives the bride a kiss. There is a saying that drinking a glass of wine feels deep and stuffy. You can lick it lightly or drink it without feeling. Look at the feeling! Turn around while drinking. After drinking this cup of wine, happiness is all there! I will never forget this glass of wine after drinking it! After drinking this cup of wine, the husband and wife love each other to the end! The specific situation of exchanging gifts is specific. Answer the little question with the song "Where are you from?" Girl Alishan, where are you from? What big sedan chair did you take? You married a wolf in the north? Then please ask the wolves in the north to take the initiative to step forward. Who are you marrying? Silly sister, how much do you love the bride? The moon represents my heart. When did you meet the bride in the first snow in 2002? How much do you love the bride? A fire in winter, say three words in three words. The groom replied 1. I had a good sleep last night. I felt anxious at first today. My bride is the most beautiful. The bride turns 360 degrees. If everyone thinks it's beautiful, give her a hand Please say three words. 1. My wedding is the biggest. Of course, my parents, relatives and friends all came to the wedding. I feel happiest. Two of them are the four happy events in life. The wedding date was when she was nominated for the wedding. Naturally, I am very happy. My groom is the most handsome. Turn around in place. Stand at attention, hold your head up, hold your chest out, squint at your abdomen and give some applause. The beautiful and affectionate bank of Liaohe River was once the place where you fell in love. The fresh and charming Tai 'an Park once left your footprints of love.

A string of words, the longer the road under your feet, the deeper the love in your heart. From first love to persistent love, you finally came together. Please cherish the good times and cherish this happy moment. Please wave the paddle of love, raise the sail of love, and take you and the ship of life with you. Sail to that beautiful and warm harbor! Throwing candy lets us all send a couple away with warm applause. I wish them happiness forever, happiness every second, happiness and warmth forever. I wish all the guests present a happy new year, peace in all seasons and a good mood every day for 365 years! The wedding is over, thank you! Play cheerful music.