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What amazing things did you see during the war?

The most absurd war in history books.

16 18 Italian travel scholar Pietro? Della. Valle found strange symbols in Persepolis, the ancient capital of Persia. In the following years, a large number of such symbols were discovered in archaeology and identified as ancient Chinese characters. Cuneiform writing.

European archaeologists gradually cracked these characters, and finally collected an ancient history book "The Forgotten One and Aga" through a large number of cuneiform characters carved on clay tablets, and claimed that those clay tablets were products around 2000 BC, which recorded the story of the forgotten one, the king of Sumerian civilization.

We don't care whether the calligraphy of European archaeologists is nonsense. The nonsense recorded in this history book is absolutely from the sky.

Forget one, the protagonist of the story, I call him Lao Ji. This guy is called the earliest king of mankind. He made a fortune in Sumerian primitive tribes, and then opened his brain and established the earliest city, uruk. Close the door with his brothers and don't lead a high life.

The other protagonist is also the boss of a Sumerian tribe. His name is Aga of Kish, so I call him Lao Ji. Lao Ji heard that Lao Ji envied the good life after getting the city and thought about the life of the door. Unfortunately, he couldn't build the city. It doesn't matter, we can grab it if we can't make it! People in primitive society are so simple!

The news that Lao Ji was going to rob soon spread to uruk. Lao Ji was a little scared, so he asked his men for advice. Old people say fighting is terrible. It's a robbery! Why not just give it to him and let us surrender decisively! Of course, young people are indifferent to life and death, and they will do it if they refuse to accept it, which shows that they must do it quite well.

Lao Ji, who was even more frustrated, looked at a group of idiots arguing as a bee and decided not to do anything (nothing), so Lao Ji took the robbers to the gate and saw the bridge of the romance of the Three Kingdoms. ....

The old base area cannot be built together, let alone besieged, so both sides did it. In the end, one of Lao Ji's leading soldiers couldn't stand it. His name is girish Hurturi, so I decided to call him Xiaoji. Xiaoji found Lao Ji and said, Why don't I go out and drive them away? Spending so much is not an option! Lao Ji waved his hand:? Let's go ?

Then this man walked out of town alone, alone! ? Lie in the trough! He thinks he's human gundam? Xiaoji, of course not. As soon as I walked out of the city gate, I was knocked down by a stick and became a prisoner.

Lao Ji, who has been sitting quietly for many days, is covered in evil fire. He saw someone finally coming out and decisively ordered me to call! A group of people put Comrade Xiaoji on the ground and rubbed it repeatedly, which made him very happy.