What are some funny sentences about marriage?

Although the winter is close to people's hearts, many years' wishes have come true today. I look forward to holding hands every day, and finally the wedding will be beautiful. Friends and relatives are quarrelling around, and the words of blessing are constantly passed on. Add a big fat and a small one in the coming year, and the family of three will be happy. I wish you a happy wedding and an early birth!

The gongs and drums are loud, the suona is loud, and the salute is hilarious. Flowers are colorful and full of guests. A woman's appearance is a perfect match, a full moon, and the ground is connected. Start a business wholeheartedly and have a harmonious family business. Happy wedding!

Birds in pairs, people in pairs, flowers full moon, perfect match. Tender as water, full of affection, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and the ends of the earth love it. Good days, beautiful women in pairs, happy life. I wish: a happy marriage, a happy life, a hundred years of harmony and eternal unity.

When you are in love, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, which is a sweet romance. Today, you will join hands for life, live together, experience ups and downs together, and grow old with your son. Wish: always spend a good full moon and get married happily!

A piece of Xia Hong is reflected in the window, a couple is standing under the hall, and the pink peach blossoms set each other off. Yushu was in a happy mood, knowing each other and worshiping the world, thanking the guests with warm smiles, holding hands with each other affectionately, and entering the brocade account with the consent of both parties. I wish you a happy marriage.

Happy suona, wearing wedding clothes, the family is happy; Salute, greet the bride, be happy and beautiful; Tie the knot, tie the knot, and feel deep and sweet; Congratulations, SMS, I wish you happiness forever; May you love each other for ten thousand years, and good luck to your soul mates.

A newly married couple is getting married, and a pair of mandarin ducks are as sweet as honey. Two of a kind is unswerving, and his love and happiness are unparalleled, with a red line in the middle of his waist. Never part in this life. You are a "xianggong" and I am a wife. I wish my dear friends a happy wedding and love each other forever!

Butterflies fly in pairs, accompanied by happiness, mandarin ducks play in pairs, happy hearts cherish each other, new people pair in pairs, love is sweet and drunk, families pair in pairs, get together, text messages become double hairs, happiness is sent to everyone, blessings are sent in pairs, and sweetness is accompanied for a lifetime.

You laugh and I laugh, and friends and relatives get together. The sky is new, the earth is new, and the stars are holding the moon to get married. Gong beating soy sauce knocking, firecrackers ringing, the bride and groom making out. Banquet, singing and dancing, a happy and beautiful life in the future. Friends, I wish you a sweet wedding!

You are made for each other. You are made for each other. Now that we are married, we need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!