I want lines from the campus talk show. . . Or humorous talk show lines. . . Just a few minutes. All right, chase points

Spit is used to count money,

Not for reasoning.

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Don't mean what you say,

Don't take bad words seriously,

Seriously, you lost.

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Cold boiled water is the best way to quench thirst.

The truth is touching.

04

Six words in life:

Take your time, confused.

05

It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing;

Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit;

Say heaven is the best, don't go!

06

When I pay the phone bill,

Only then did I realize that what I said was so valuable. ?

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Being able to fall asleep means peace of mind,

Have a clear conscience before;

Want to wake up and explain the beauty of the heart,

Now is what you want.

Life is the happiness of these six words.

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Your words,

I don't even believe in punctuation.

09

Friends have a heart-to-heart, and parents are devoted to filial piety.

10

If you ask God for help,

Explain that you believe in the power of God;

If God didn't help you,

It means that God believes in your ability.

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Commodities have a shelf life, and when people get tired of watching them,

You are in my heart, how long can you be awesome!

12

Fools steal beggars' wallets,

The blind man saw it,

Dumb shouted:

Deaf with fear,

The lame man flew,

The madman said, alas, everyone should be rational!

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Learn not to get angry first,

Learn to piss people off again.

Extended data

The origin of talk shows can be traced back to18th century English coffee bar parties, where people discussed various social issues. However, the real development of talk shows is in America. In the 20th century, with the appearance of radio and people's enthusiasm for public meetings, more and more people put their interest into discussions through the new media of radio, which also catalyzed the birth of talk shows.

References:

Baidu encyclopedia-talk show