I want to appreciate couplets, the more the better, and the classic couplets are the best.

The sea sets in the morning and sets in the evening (pronunciation: tide, early tide, early tide, late tide)

Clouds grow longer and longer, and then disappear (pronunciation: clouds rise, rise for a long time, rise for a long time, and then disappear)

homonym

Hungry chickens steal rice, children beat them in buckets, and summer mice cool their beams and make them cough.

No mountain can compare with Wushan Mountain, and no water can compare with river water.

Jia Dao was drunk, and Liu Ling gulped it down.

(Huíwén) Hui language

People pass through the Big Buddha Temple, and the Buddha is bigger than others.

The guests of Nature House are actually guests from the sky.

Monks visit Yunyin Temple, and they visit Yunyin Temple.

Red flowers are everywhere, and trees are everywhere.

Snow reflects plum blossoms, plum blossoms, catkins and leaf warblers.

Jing Quan mountain spring well Qingshui Tang Litang Shuiqing

Shanghai tap water comes from the sea; Peanuts in Shandong fall to Dongshan.

Top pin joint

Goats go up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat's horn; When the buffalo enters the water, the water is not waist-high as the buffalo.

Pine leaves, bamboo leaves, green leaves, autumn sounds, geese sounds and cold sounds.

Wuxi Xishan Wuxi Pinghu Shuiping Lake

Laugh when you open your mouth, laugh when you laugh, and laugh at everything today; A big belly can hold you, and so can God.

A couplet tells the story of a poor family member who borrowed money from relatives and friends, but all of them were rejected. After winning the bid, relatives and friends came to curry favor with him. The scholar was filled with emotion and posted a couplet at the door: I remember last year, the famine in May, June and July, when rice was burned to death, and he was penniless and had no loans or debts. Although there are close relatives, who wants to send charcoal in the snow? Fortunately, this year's articles in the first, second and third sessions of the imperial examination are all suitable, and the five classics and the name and surname are also fragrant, all of which are icing on the cake.

Overlapping compound words

There are mountains and rivers, and Xiu Xiu is everywhere;

Rain or shine, always be curious.

Cui Cui is red, full of Yingying Yan Yan;

Ups and downs, year after year.

The mountains overlap and the ring road twists and turns;

Ding Ding Dong Dong Quan, under the tall tree.

Reading well, ploughing well, and studying well is good;

It is difficult to start a business, stay in business, and advance despite difficulties.

Initial connection of the same radical

Wailing, sobbing, throat, tears, Xiangjiang River flowed all over the sea.

Lotus stem, lotus root, lotus root, moss, hibiscus and peony core are all fragrant.

Meet far and near, live and let go, advance and retreat, and even have luck.

Loneliness in the cold window of Hakka

Lost, gone, back on the road, wandering around.

Eight Kings of Pipa, Harp and Sixian (one of Eight-Nation Alliance)

Ghosts and ghosts: Four ghosts and ghosts violate the border (the bottom line is clear and honest)

Homophonic pun

Lotus seeds are bitter in the heart and pears are sour in the stomach.

(Jin Shengtan sighed before the punishment. "Lotus" and "pity" are harmonious; "Pear" is homophonic with "Li". )

It's really difficult to live in a pagoda, watch Kongming and travel around the river.

The bird is in the cage, and his mind is in the nest. He hates Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.

(Sichuan Neijiang Sanyuan Tower couplet. "Kong Ming, Jiang Wei, Lu Bu and Cao Chao" are in harmony with "Zhuge Liang, Jiang Wei, Lu Bu and Cao Cao"; There are also names: Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. )

Two apes cut down trees on the mountain, and the little monkey dared to saw them.

The horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast run out of its hoof?

(Li and I smile at each other. "Saw, hoof" and "sentence, topic" are harmonious. )

The tower is brightly lit with bright corners.

The lotus root planted in the pond is too white to grow roots (Geng)

(Zhuge Liang word Kong Ming; Li Taibai is Chang Geng. )

Lotus root because of lotus? Apricots don't need plums!

(The first couplet is homophonic as "Why are we even"; The second couplet can be homophonic as "fortunately, no media". )

Two boats compete, rowing is not as fast as sailing; A hundred schools of thought contend, and the flute is harder to clear than Xiao He.

("Rushing, Sailing, Di Qing and Xiaohe" are homophonic with national figures "Lu Su, Pan Mo, Di Qing and Xiaohe" respectively. )

Cryptographic association

A friendship between gentlemen is as light as a drunkard's sake.

"water" and "wine"

Two three four five six seven eight nine

Part I: One piece (clothes) is missing Part II: Ten pieces (food) are missing.

Xie houlian

Crows fly into egrets and send charcoal in the snow; Phoenix stands beside Yuanyang, adding icing on the cake.

Straw sticks to seedlings-father holds his son in a bamboo basket and carries bamboo shoots-mother is pregnant.

Flowering sesame seeds-step by step; Unearthed sugarcane-sweet day by day

Chickens and dogs cross the frost bridge-bamboo leaves and plum blossoms all the way; Cattle and horses walk in the snow-two rows of mussel fish

Riddle couplets

You can swallow all the lakes in Sanjiang in one bite, Er Quan, and dare to enter the home of ten people.

(answer: thermos bottle)

The white snake crosses the river, and the sun is red on its head; Qinglong hangs on the wall, wearing 10,000 Venus.

(The first part of the answer: oil lamp The second part of the answer: scale)

Sentence couplets

Fang Fei (Poems of Li Bai)

Poverty and bones, poetry flourishes but does not die (Du Fu's poetry anthology)

Flowers in the forest are fragrant in the grass after the rain (Song Poetry Collection)

After a long trip to Wan Li, my eyes are high and the sea is empty (a collection of Su Shi's poems)

Scenic spot association

The west is cool, and the clouds sweep away human regrets; A river gone forever, the waves washed away the troubles of the past and present.

-[Song] Su Shi's topic is Yellow Crane Tower in Wuchang

The sound of wind and rain reading is in the ear; Family, Chinese painting, and everything in the world are concerned.

-[Ming] Gu Xiancheng Title Donglin Academy

Fable alliance

Big official, big power, big belly and bigger pockets;

Long hands, long tongue, long nepotism, not long.

(mocking some corrupt people)

The people are still there, and the country is still there, regardless of north and south.

In a word, it's not a thing.

("President is not something" satirizes Cao Kun's election as president)

Sit down, sit down, sit down;

Tea, make tea, make good tea

(Su Shi satirizes snobs)

Funny association

This wood comes from Chaishan; There is a lot of smoke at night because of the fire.

Dogs gnaw at bones (monks) by the river (Su Shi goes out for the first time)

Poem of Dongpo (corpse) in flowing water (Fo Yin couplet)

The sky is a chessboard and the stars are children. Who can play?

The earth is a pipa, and the road is a string. Who dares to play it?

The wind is cold, and it is snowing in front of Chushuang's house.

Rizhao Dragon Boat Festival (including six solar terms) See Chongyang at the bottom of Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Lin Xiangru and Sima Xiangru with similar names are not;

Wei Wuji and Sun Chang are both unscrupulous, so is this.

The northern geese spread their wings and flew south,

The front car and the rear rail go up and down about twice.

It is important to sharpen one's edge and ask how many heads there are in the world;

Try it in front and see how the old man does it. (Barber shop couplet)

No love. Yes.

According to legend, "loveless duality" was created by Zhang Zhidong in Qing Dynasty. This kind of couplet has its own sentence pattern and antithesis, which can only be echoed through other interpretations. One day, Zhang Zhidong will drink in Taoranting, and as the first sentence, Zhang will tell him that it is really irrelevant with a poem "The tree is half looking for an axe". The "tree", "fruit", "already", "ran" and "he" in couplets are all function words; "Half", "one" and all numbers; Both "seek" and "point" are escaped as verbs; "Hugh" and "no" are function words; "Vertical" and "phase" are function words; Axe and Gan are ancient weapons. Zhang Zhidong's antithesis is eclectic in dialect.

Five winds and ten rains plum blossom festival, two waters and three mountains, Li Bai's poem

When you are afraid of the heat, you'd better wear shorts, just like the student who took off his hat for lasso.

If you have wine, you might as well invite the moon. You can't eat wonton without money.