Funny stories of characters in the romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Characters in the Story of the Three Kingdoms (Funny)

It's too loud

Zhuge Liang is a master of eight stunts, one of which is ventriloquism. It is said that Zhuge Liang discussed with Liu Bei in his account this day. Zhuge Liang suddenly wanted to put P, but he was afraid of being heard by Liu Bei. I'm really sorry. He had a brainwave and said, "Master, how about I call you a woodpecker to adjust the atmosphere?" Liu Bei nodded. Zhuge Liang imitated the woodpecker and called twice, taking the opportunity to release P. Then he asked, "What's the matter, master? Do I learn like it? " Liu Bei said, "Learn it again. Your p voice was too loud just now I didn't hear it. "

secret recipe

After Mrs. Mi gave birth to Dou, she has been worrying about Dou's excrement all day. I'll ask Hua Tuo. Mrs. rice asked, "Dr. Hua, my peas have to shit n times a day." Is there a better way than using diapers? " Hua Tuo thought for a moment and replied, "Yes! You can raise a few dung beetles. "

The Writing is on the Wall

A few days before Dian Wei died in Wancheng to save Cao Cao, Xun? Once he said to him, "Wei, you should be careful recently, there may be a mass annihilation, because you have an ominous omen!" " "After the death of Dian Wei, the ghost found Xun? , scold a way: "What P words you said, saying that if I wear an X cover, there will be a mass annihilation. I took off the X cover before going to Wancheng, but I still died. " !"

Curettage of bone to treat poison (1)

In other words, Guan Yu was shot in the arm by a poisonous arrow. Hua tuo curetted bones and treated poison for him. Guan Yu asked Hua Tuo, "Madam, how successful was this operation?" Hua Tuo said, "I did the same operation 99 times." Guan Yu said, "Then I'm relieved. I believe you will succeed. " Hua Tuo said, "Thank you! I think I should succeed once! "

stable

When Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei began to conquer the world, they all had to recruit soldiers. I bought many horses, so the three of them built a big cage and locked all the horses in it. The next day, the three men found that all the horses had escaped from the cage, so they decided to change the height of the cage from 5 feet to 10 feet. On the third day, they found that the horse had escaped from the cage, so they decided to raise the cage to 20 feet. Then, the three of them went back to sleep. At this time, one horse asked another horse, "Do you think three S Bs will raise the cage?" The latter said, "It's hard to say! If they continue to forget to close the door. "