Jokes enliven the classroom atmosphere?

1, don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They didn't go far, but their legs were short.

The math teacher at noon is Yu Wentian. One day, a classmate called him Teacher Yu. I don't think the goods know that there is another thing called compound surname. Embarrassed, the teacher said, my last name is Yuwen. Just call me Mr. Yuwen. The classmate paused for a second and said, but you are a math teacher!

Xiaoming was playing with a magnet in class and was seen by the class teacher. The class teacher walked off the platform and confiscated it. As soon as she reached out, the whole magnet was attracted to her gold ring ... her gold ring ... her gold ring. ...

4. I was washing dishes after dinner, and she suddenly said, I wash dishes clockwise and you wash dishes counterclockwise. I can't live this life!

In the middle of the night, a man came to the canteen: "Boss, give me a bottle of Erguotou!" Commissary owner: "Twenty!" Man: "Was it ten dollars last time?" Commissary owner: "It was daytime, and now it's midnight. They all sell for twenty dollars, and the other ten dollars is hard work! " "The man reluctantly took out twenty dollars and handed it to the boss. The boss searched the wine cabinet and gave him ten dollars! The man asked inexplicably, "Why did you find me again 10?" "The boss replied," The wine is sold out ... "Only the hard work fee is charged.

6. My nephew said to me after school, "The exam questions are so difficult. Several people in the class handed in blank papers, and the teacher got angry. He ran ten laps in the playground and was fined zero. " I asked, "Did you do well in the exam this time?" The nephew proudly said, "It's quite thrilling. I answered a question correctly and got two points in the exam, just to escape punishment ... "