Women's Day on March 8th, chatting with funny friends.

On March 8th Women's Day, many people will send funny stories in the circle of friends. How to publish funny stories about Women's Day?

Let's take a look at the funny story of women's day friends circle with Teng Yue. The sentences in the circle of friends on Women's Day are very short. 1, no, no, no, I'm not a woman, I'm just a little sister with children.

2. Love you ~ Female compatriots, I hope I don't do laundry and cook every day ~ I often think about not going to work ~ I often think about going shopping and auditioning ~ March 8 Women's Day has come, and finally one day it belongs to us completely. Let's enjoy the romance together ~ I wish you a happy holiday ~ SMS, long thoughts, continuous words, sincere words, gentle spring breeze and rain, silent dedication.

3, jump, beautiful dance steps shine with stars.

4, blindfolded, does not mean that the world is dark; Blindfold others' eyes, it doesn't mean you belong to yourself ~ put aside laziness, put away discouragement, raise enthusiasm and put aside affectation. All you want is to rely on your own efforts.

5. Take a backpack when shopping and pay after shopping.

6, the world is beautiful, but you only have one ~ Happy Women's Day ~ Dude, you have to pretend with me, I will love you.

7. May you be happier and more beautiful on March 8th.

8. March 8 is here. Warm reminder: Everything goes well at home. You don't want to learn when fighting with the teacher, you don't want to mix with the boss, and you don't want to live when fighting with your wife. You are a hard-working bee, making home brewing a sweet place. You are the bright sunshine, which makes life full of happy flowers; You are a wise man of life, casting time into a happy palace.

9. Eating, drinking and having fun is a rare leisure.

10, flowers are full of spring and autumn embroidery, and tea adds fragrance to China.

1 1, I wish my wife happiness, beauty and happiness.

12, I wish you a happy holiday ~, dear female compatriots, happiness has been impressed by you, happiness is beckoning to you, wealth is waiting for you to meet, and good luck belongs to you. On the occasion of Women's Day, I send my blessing through WeChat, wishing you a happy solar term and all the best.

13, your tenderness is like moonlight, your mind is like the sea, your wisdom is like the sun, and your heart is like white clouds; Associating with you is as refreshing as bathing in the spring breeze; I wish you a happy holiday ~, life is uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet.

14, I wish you a happy Women's Day ~, and your smile is better than Mona Lisa; Your beauty turns the world upside down; Your temperament, impressed by thousands of beautiful women; Your dignity, beyond the goddess Athena; Your life, enjoy the attention and glory ~ May you have a happy Women's Day ~, the person who knows me is you; You are the one who cares about me; The person who loves me is you; Beautiful person, it's you.

15, Happy Women's Day to the teacher ~ Busy and hard outside, for the children, for the home.