Seeking funny couplets and cross criticism.

The sea sets in the morning and sets in the evening (pronunciation: tide, early tide, early tide, late tide)

Clouds grow longer and longer, and then disappear (pronunciation: clouds rise, rise for a long time, rise for a long time, and then disappear)

homonym

Hungry chickens steal rice and children beat them in buckets, but mice in summer cool their beams and make them cough.

No mountain can compare with Wushan Mountain, and no water can compare with river water.

Jia Dao is drunk, and Liu Ling doesn't drink.

(Huíwén) Hui language

People pass through the Big Buddha Temple, and the Buddha is bigger than others.

The guests of Nature House are actually guests from the sky.

Monks visit Yunyin Temple, and they visit Yunyin Temple.

Red flowers are everywhere, and trees are everywhere.

Snow reflects plum blossoms, plum blossoms, catkins and leaf warblers.

Jing Quan mountain spring well Qingshui Tang Litang Shuiqing

Shanghai tap water comes from the sea; Shandong groundnut flowers fall to Dongshan.

Top needle joint

Goats go up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat's horn; When the buffalo enters the water, the water is not waist-high as the buffalo.

Pine leaves, bamboo leaves, green leaves, autumn sounds, geese sounds and cold sounds.

Wuxi Xishan Wuxi Pinghu Shuiping Lake

Laugh when you open your mouth, laugh when you laugh, and laugh at everything today; You can tolerate when you are pregnant, but you can't tolerate it when you are with yourself.

Couplet stories about a poor family and borrowing money from relatives and friends were rejected. After the middle school entrance examination, relatives and friends came to curry favor and flocked to it. The scholar was filled with emotion and posted a couplet at the door: I remember the past year, the famine in May, June and July, the rice was burned to death, and I was poor and iron-free, so I couldn't get credit and owed money. Although there are distant relatives, who is willing to send charcoal in the snow; Fortunately, the articles in the first, second and third sessions of the Imperial Examination this year are all appropriate. After getting the Five Classics, the names and surnames are also fragrant, which is the icing on the cake.

Overlapping compound words

There are mountains and rivers, and Xiu Xiu is everywhere;

Rain or shine, always be curious.

Cui Cui is red, full of Yingying Yan Yan;

Ups and downs, year after year.

The mountains overlap and the ring road twists and turns;

Ding Ding Dong Dong Quan, under the tall tree.

Reading well, ploughing well, and studying well is good;

It is difficult to start a business, stay in business, and advance despite difficulties.

Initial connection of the same radical

Wailing, sobbing, throat, tears, Xiangjiang River flowed all over the sea.

Lotus stem, lotus root, lotus root, moss, hibiscus and peony core are all fragrant.

Meet far and near, live and let go, advance and retreat, and even have luck.

Loneliness in the cold window of Hakka

Lost, gone, back on the road, wandering around.

Eight Kings of Pipa, Harp and Sixian (one of Eight-Nation Alliance)

Ghosts and ghosts: Four ghosts and ghosts violate the border (the bottom line is clear and honest)

Homophonic pun

Lotus seeds are bitter in the heart and pears are sour in the stomach.

(Jin Shengtan sighed before the punishment. "Lotus" and "pity" are harmonious; "Pear" is homophonic with "Li". )

It's really difficult to live in a pagoda, watch Kongming and travel around the river.

The bird is in the cage, and his mind is in the nest. He hates Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.

(Sichuan Neijiang Sanyuan Tower couplet. "Kong Ming, Jiang Wei, Lu Bu and Cao Chao" are in harmony with "Zhuge Liang, Jiang Wei, Lu Bu and Cao Cao"; There are also names: Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. )

Two apes cut down trees on the mountain, and the little monkey dared to saw them.

The horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast run out of its hoof?

(Li and I smile at each other. "See, hoof" is homophonic "sentence, topic". )

The tower is brightly lit with bright corners.

The lotus root planted in the pond is too white to grow roots (Geng)

(Zhuge Liang word Kong Ming; Li Taibai is Chang Geng. )

Lotus root because of lotus? Apricots don't need plums!

(The first couplet is homophonic as "Why are we even"; The next couplet can be homophonic as "fortunately, there is no media." )

Two boats compete, rowing is not as fast as sailing; A hundred schools of thought contend, and the flute is harder to clear than Xiao He.

("Paddle speed, fast sail, clear flute and Xiao He" are homophonic with national figures "Lu Su, Pan Mo, Di Qing and Xiao He" respectively. )

Cryptographic association

A friendship between gentlemen is as light as a drunkard's sake.

"water" and "wine"

Two three four five six seven eight nine

Part I: One piece (clothes) is missing Part II: Ten pieces (food) are missing.

Xie houlian

Crows fly into egrets and send charcoal in the snow; Phoenix stands beside Yuanyang, adding icing on the cake.

Straw sticks to seedlings-father holds his son in a bamboo basket and carries bamboo shoots-mother is pregnant.

Flowering sesame seeds-step by step; Unearthed sugarcane-sweet day by day

Chickens and dogs cross the frost bridge-bamboo leaves and plum blossoms all the way; Cattle and horses walk in the snow-two rows of mussel fish

Riddle couplets

You can swallow all the lakes in Sanjiang in one bite, Er Quan, and dare to enter the home of ten people.

(answer: thermos bottle)

The white snake crosses the river, and the sun is red on its head; Qinglong hangs on the wall, wearing 10,000 Venus.

(The first part of the answer: oil lamp The second part of the answer: scale)

Sentence couplets

Fang Fei (Poems of Li Bai)

Poverty and bones, poetry flourishes but does not die (Du Fu's poetry anthology)

Flowers in the forest are fragrant in the grass after the rain (Song Poetry Collection)

After a long trip to Wan Li, my eyes are high and the sea is empty (a collection of Su Shi's poems)

Scenic spot association

The west is cool, and the clouds sweep away human regrets; A river gone forever, the waves washed away the troubles of the past and present.

-[Song] Su Shi's topic is Yellow Crane Tower in Wuchang

The sound of wind and rain reading is in the ear; Family painting cares about everything in the world.

-[Ming] Gu Xiancheng Title Donglin Academy

Fable alliance

Big official, big power, big belly and bigger pockets;

Long hands, long tongue, long nepotism, not long.

(mocking some corrupt people)

The people are still there, and the country is still there, regardless of north and south.

In a word, it's not a thing.

("President is not something" satirizes Cao Kun's election as president)

Sit down, sit down, sit down;

Tea, make tea, make good tea

(Su Shi satirizes snobs)

Funny association

This wood comes from Chaishan; There was a lot of smoke because of the fire.

Dogs gnaw at bones (monks) by the river (Su Shi goes out for the first time)

Poem of Dongpo (corpse) in flowing water (Fo Yin couplet)

The sky is a chessboard and the stars are children. Who can play?

The earth is a pipa, and the road is a string. Who dares to play it?

The wind is cold, and it is snowing in front of Chushuang's house.

Rizhao Dragon Boat Festival (including six solar terms) See Chongyang at the bottom of Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Lin Xiangru and Sima Xiangru with similar names are not;

Wei Wuji, Sun Chang, Mowgli, He Mowgli, this is Mowgli.

The northern geese spread their wings and flew south,

The front car and the rear rail go up and down about twice.

It is important to sharpen one's edge and ask how many heads there are in the world;

Try it in front and see how the old man does it. (Barber shop couplet)

No love. Yes.

According to legend, No Love was written by Zhang Zhidong in Qing Dynasty. In this form of couplets, sentences and antitheses form their own chapters, and only through other explanations can they echo each other. One day, Zhang Zhidong wanted to have a drink in Taoranting, and took a poem of that time, "Looking for an axe from a tree", as the first sentence, Zhang said, "It's really irrelevant." In the upper and lower links, "tree", "fruit" and "dawn" are all vegetation; "Already", "Ran" and "He" are all function words; "Half", "one" and all numbers; Both "seek" and "point" are escaped as verbs; "Hugh" and "no" are function words; "Vertical" and "phase" are function words; "Axe" and "dry" are ancient weapons. Zhang Zhidong's antithesis is eclectic in dialect.

Five winds and ten rains plum blossom festival, two waters and three mountains, Li Bai's poem

When you are afraid of the heat, you'd better wear shorts, just like the student who took off his hat for lasso.

If you have wine, you might as well invite the moon. You can't eat wonton without money.

Part one: Go gambling on wine, one thing at a time.

Bottom line: I miss reading. I have five classics.

The first part: Li Da carp returned to the rock, and Li Shen carp appeared again.

Bottom line: When the wind blows the bees to the ground, they stop flying.

Part 1: The yellow mouse walks in the millet field, and the mouse drags the ears of millet.

Bottom line: Poplar lies under the white sheep, while sheep gnaws at poplar branches.

Wulian: chickens jump in thorns, and chickens wear thorns.

Part I: Under the ant tree, the horse leans against the tree.

Bottom line: Look at the flowers before the cockscomb.

Linked ant trees refer to dead trees eaten by termites.

The first part: the old crow breaks the old branch and the crow flies away from the branch.

The second part: the crane returns to the Xianhe River, and the crane screams.

This couplet was given to Chang Lu by Liu Ban.

The first part: the eagle stands at the top of the tree and the moon shadow is oblique.

Bottom line: the cat is squatting in the corner, but the wind is blowing the cat.

The first part: the chicken stands on the edge of the dustpan, and the chicken presses the dustpan and turns it to pounce on the chicken.

Bottom line: The donkey is under the pear tree, the donkey touches the pear, and the pear hits the donkey.

Part one: How lucky you are! There are apricot flowers on your bread.

The bottom line is: branches and plums have no medium.

This couplet is for a prostitute who opposes Zhao Bian.

The first part: studying in high school, looking forward to high school and remembering the university.

Yuan Right: Missing!

Wulian: Take flower seeds and put them in spring and autumn.

Wulian: the same cloud is long, the cloud is long, and the cloud wants a river map.

The pronunciation of the two Chinese characters in this couplet is different, and "Yi Da Xue" is homophonic with the titles of Historical Records and Da Xue. The next two couplets, one refers to the' planting' before Huajianji and Chunqiu, and the other refers to planting; One refers to the cloud length before rhyme, the river map refers to Guan Yu, and the other refers to Yun Qi.

The first part: wine is hot without soup.

Bottom line: The lobby is cool and useless.

After this couplet, one soup says "hot", and after the couplet, one door says "fan".

Part I: Court officials wear court crowns.

Bottom line: ladies-in-waiting often hold palace quilts.

This couplet was given to an official by Wang Shouren.

The first part: moving a chair and enjoying the moon by leaning on tung.

Part two: light a lamp and go to the pavilion to read.

According to legend, this couplet was a crime-solving couplet during the Song and Bao Zheng Dynasties.

The first part: the stars in the sky and the salary in the underground, people-oriented, have different meanings.

Original pair: Yunyan, Yanqianyan, Hedgehog, the same kind.

Wulian: The ape in the garden, the honeymoon in the pond and the python in the sea are nothing.

Part I: Jiuqu Bridge is empty under the lake, and wine is taken under the empty pot bridge.

Bottom line: when you are drunk in front of the Taofu house, the meaning of drunkenness is not to pick peaches in the front yard.

Part I: In the Bell and Drum Tower, the bells are ringing all night.

Original Right: In Jinkechang, today's to be no.1.

New couplets: among the folk songs, the folk songs of the past dynasties are endless.

Xinlian: After the platform, amorous migratory birds will come back.

This couplet is a couplet of Nanjing Bell and Drum Tower. The new couplet is for Zheng Liu, and the second one is for Tang Wang.

Part I: Wheat leaves grow silently on the ground veins.

Bottom line: Why doesn't Tianhe plant lotus flowers?

This association is a teacher of Qingzeng.

Part one: The wind sends the bell through the flowers, which is loud and fragrant.

Bottom line: the moon reflects fireflies, sleeping under bamboo, the cooler the brighter.

Part 1: Eggs are really light without salt.

Bottom line: the pork intestines are not cut well.

The first part: My colleagues and I crossed Tongtuoling.

Part II: Today, the Golden Horse Pass will be opened today.

This couplet was written by Zhong Yi and Du Weiming in Qing Dynasty. The second couplet refers to the matter of opening up the western regions.

The first part: punting at the port because of the ship's money.

Bottom line: the kiln head buys tiles and shakes his head for tile prices.

This couplet was written by Su Shi. Speak dialect and read (just).

Part I: Clouds are dense and it doesn't rain, and Tongzhou can't cross the boat without water.

Bottom line: the vast fields are all fields, and the autumn in Jimo is all wheat.

This couplet is embedded with the names of Miyun, Tongzhou, Juye and Jimo, and the word' Mai' is archaic (mo).

The first part: Old jujube fell on the side of the road.

Bottom line: dwarf locusts are planted step by step.

This couplet is Shen v. Yang Tinghe. This is a homonym.

The first part: tune the piano, tune the new music and tune the new music.

Yuan Right: Plant flowers, good seeds and all kinds of incense.

This couplet is a two-tone couplet, and the first, second and sixth tones (strips) are connected. Adjusted tone. Three, four, five, seven and eight readings (tune); The tone of voice. One, two, six kinds of reading (clock

); Plant flowers, and then read (clock) flowers.

The first part: life and life and life.

Downline: line, line, line, line.

This couplet is a stage couplet in Shaoxing, Zhejiang, with two, four and seven readings (Sheng) and one, three, five and six readings (Cheng) attached.

); Reading (Xing), the second part of reading (Han) in one, three, five and six. In this way, the first part became the voice of acting, and the second part became the noisy noise of the audience.

Part I: Super Super Super Xi.

Bottom line: long, long, long.

This couplet is a couplet of Luoxing Tower in Fuzhou. The first part says: Super Super Super, Super Super Super Xi. The next joint reading is: long rise, long rise and long fall.

The first part: Lele Lele Lele Lele.

Bottom line: Super Super Super Super Super.

This couplet is the Hall of Supreme Harmony in the Forbidden City. The couplet reads:,, Yue. The next joint reading is: call the court, call the court, call the court. It means to worship North Korea.

The first part: the cloud faces the sky, faces the sky, and retreats to the sky.

Bottom line: the water flows long, and the water flows long.

This association is Sichuan Chaoyun Temple Association. The first link reads: toward the cloud, toward the DPRK, toward Qian Chao. The next joint reading is: long rise, long rise, long rise, long flow.

The first part: wear a yellow shirt to fan the wind, go to Huangshan to eat eel and watch the clouds disappear.

Yuan Right: Missing!

Our combination: holding a silver box and a silver lotus, flying to the Milky Way to catch a silver crane and rushing this wave to North Korea.

Part I: Long, long, long, long.

Bottom line: long, long, long, long.

Cross: very, very long.

This link reads like this: long rise, long rise, long rise; The next joint reading is: up, up, up, up, up. Horizontal batch reading: rise and grow.

Part I: Long, long, long, long.

Bottom line: long, long, long, long.

Xu bean sprouts shop Long reading (often), long reading (Zhang).

The first part: meet meet meet meet.

Bottom line: Qi Qi Qi Qi Qi.

This association is Taiwan Province Taibei Public Treatment Xiling Rock Association. Serial reading is: look now, look now, look now; The next joint reading is: Qi Zhai Qi Zhai Qi Zhai.

Part I: Meeting God.

Bottom line: pilgrimage to North Korea.

This couplet reads like this: Look now, look now, look now at God; The next joint reading is: morning, morning, morning. It means to worship the holy driving every day.

Zhaolie Temple:

The first part: A cup of dirt, still standing tall, asked him where to find the suspected ancient tomb of Zhanghe River.

Bottom line: tripod, where is it now? This ancient stone forest road is reminiscent of the official ceremony of the Han Dynasty.

This couplet was written for the Qing Dynasty. Zhanghe suspected tombs refer to 72 suspected tombs of Cao Cao beside Zhanghe River.

The first part: the combination of grandparents and grandchildren, father and son brothers, monarch and minister, auxiliary wing in the program of human beings, and hundred generations strive for orthodoxy.

The second part: Chu, you Yan,,, it is difficult to stay in the temple and stay together for thousands of years.

This couplet was written by Liu Xianxing, a close friend. The first couplet refers to all the people in Zhaolie Temple, which shows that the ancestors refer to Liu Bei and Liu Chen. Father and son refer to Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and their sons Guan Xing and Zhang Bao; Brothers refer to Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei; This refers to Liu Bei and his officials. The second couplet refers to that after the Yellow turban insurrectionary uprising at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Liu Bei rose up and competed with the heroes for the country, passing through Qi, Chu, Youyan, Qin and Shu, and finally became the emperor in Shu.

The first part: The monarch is a hero in the world and belongs to the orthodox family. The bell tower is covered with a mulberry cart.

Bottom line: Bashu is the end of the Han Dynasty, and adherents are still there, ruling the ancestral temple of Cooper.

This couplet is a book of Yan. The top allied' Mulberry Car Cover' refers to Chen Shou's "Three Kingdoms? Shu Shu? There is a mulberry tree in the southeast corner of Liu Beijia, which is more than 50 feet high and looks like a hood from a distance. At that time, people said that his family was arrogant. The second part refers to Liu Bang's establishment of the Han Dynasty, which started from Hanzhong and then unified the history of the world. In Chengdu, Liu Chan was captured by Wei, and the Han Dynasty finally perished. So Bashu was related to the Han Dynasty from beginning to end.

Yiqi Temple:

The first part: a few proud bones, propping up the world.

Part two: two hungry stomachs, both ancient and modern.

Xiang Yu Temple:

Part I: Wonders here: Penglai, Yingzhou and Abbot?

Part two: I wonder if there are any Han: beautiful women, famous horses and heroes.

Part 1: But teach children with poems and books.

The second part: don't talk about success or failure by heroes.

Stay in Sean Temple:

The first part: Ci Han.

Bottom line: Send A Qin cone.

The first part: the pursuit of Qi and Yu.

Bottom line: The next wuqi is waiting.

The first part: The brave man waved his cone vigorously and reported that North Korea had lost its courage.

Part two: Your Majesty took the trouble to borrow it, and Xing Han finally wrote to Xiang Yutou.

Yue Fei Temple:

The first part: If Sri Zhu Xian dies, I know that the gold medal won by the North that day, the word "injustice" will definitely crush you, a heinous and black-hearted prime minister.

The second part: Guan Sheng, the neighbor, is still alive. Seeing the iron horse spinning south here, everyone will cry and stay to save my loyal and brave general.

Zhuxian town yuemiao

Zhang Huan Zhang Houfei Temple:

Part one: I have strong wings. I am as humble as a child and regard Yuzhou as my own flesh and blood.

The second part: the loyalty of the tomb. Abandon Xiang Yu and you will know that Liu Ji is a hero.

This couplet is Zhang Fei's tomb couplet.

Zhou Yuxi:

Part I: The emperor, monarch and ministers are all of the same flesh and blood.

Bottom line: Xiao Qiao's husband is a hero.

Lady Sun Temple:

Part one: After all, my brother is born with a negative attitude.

Bottom line: The poor son died at the hands of Liu.

This couplet is Linjiang, Wuhu.

Tangyin Temple:

Part I: Behind me, Weng Duo, a blind girl village, talks nonsense.

Part two: I'm busy at the moment, grateful for a few pence.

Li Bai Temple:

Part one: Our generation came here just to drink.

Part II: Teacher Wang recites poems in class.

The first part: Who is Xie Xuancheng who asked Mr. Jiang to bow his head with only five-character poems?

Bottom line: Han Jingzhou sent a message to solve the problem, willing to give way to the top three feet and let the national scholar raise his eyebrows.

Sushi Temple:

The first part: father and son three-character guest.

Bottom line: eight great writers.

The first part: His virtue, talent and history are immortal and admired by the world.

Bottom line: Fathers are brothers, and families have roots, so the wind is high.

This couplet was written by Feng Jianwu for Susan Temple in Meishan, Sichuan in modern times.

Temple of Yu Xia:

The first part: three passes through the gate, exhausting the heart.

Bottom line: Eight years abroad, Pingcheng Hehan Jianghuai.

Tianhou Palace:

The first part: mending the sky, the mother of the earth, is big and dry, supreme and immortal.

Bottom line: Yusheng, Jichuan Housheng, Qingjiang, the swallow of the sea, and Kyushu are sacred.

Jade Emperor Feier Temple in Junshan Temple of Dongting Lake;

Part I: The emperor is still in the north.

Bottom line: If you hear Ding Dong's bell. .

This United North is Kenteng's Asia.

Lv Zu Memorial Hall:

The first part: If I meet someone who is destined, I will look through my eyes.

Bottom line: There is no way, as long as you stand firm.

Temple of Jiang Meng: