Crosstalk drunken lines

Well, this time I said cross talk.

A ok!

B you're welcome.

Can I have a drink?

Why do you ask me this?

A it's my treat.

B yes!

A I'll buy you a drink.

B this is kind.

How much wine can you drink for a meal?

B Well, I can only drink four ounces.

A 42? I'll treat you to a kilo.

Why do I drink so much?

A. drink more.

Well, if you drink too much, you will get drunk.

It's good.

Is b drunk?

A I like watching drunks.

B, what's this called?

Experience life.

B Oh, look at this drunk who is experiencing life.

At first glance, you are drunk. Interesting.

B is it?

A Oh, there are all kinds.

B By the way, there are all kinds of shapes.

A: Some people sleep when they are drunk.

B hey, it's better to sleep.

A this is the best.

B: Ah.

A was drunk and didn't speak, so she found a side and fell asleep.

B don't invite disasters, don't make trouble.

Someone in A is drunk, but he is still happy.

Oh, are you happy?

At first glance, everything is coke.

B yes.

"Hey, look at this guy-interesting-"

B I am happy when I see something.

"Hey … Hey … Hey, this man has a nose!"

What a fresh B!

A isn't that new?

B no nose. That's more like it?

A: That's right.

If he doesn't like coke, he wants to be happy.

He was satisfied with everything A saw.

B's performance after drinking.

Ah, that's good.

B yes.

A there is this person. He makes trouble when he is drunk, which is the most annoying thing.

Oh, what a mess.

There used to be such people.

B yes.

A is drunk and crazy.

Cover your face with wine.

Ah, the aisle is unstable.

B yes.

A "I am like this."

B that's it.

A "Who did what to me?"

Oh, who did what to you?

"Where is this? Ah-"

Who are you?

"What am I doing?"

B, who is watching you?

A "What are you happy about?"

b？

A "What cola do you have?"

B like this, you don't have enough coke?

Answer, "That's what I do. I am walking in the middle of the road. "

b？ Those cars, what if they hit?

A is walking and he is lying down.

B where is it lying?

A: "I will ... rest here."

How dangerous!

A man said, "Don't lie on the road."

B yes.

"Here comes the bus!"

B.

A "hmm-what car?"

B what kind of car?

"Here comes the cyclist."

B bike.

A "bike" Come! "

B what?

"Get over here."

B, you are so awkward!

A "Then run over!"

Is the cyclist angry with him?

A family bypassed it.

B avoided him.

The man in armor said to him, "get up quickly, tricycle!" "

Oh, three wheels.

Nbsp "three rounds?"

b？

A sentence "Come on! Come here! "

Oh, let it run, too?

"Run me over!"

B looking for trouble.

Who dares to run him over?

B people also avoided him.

The family said, "Get up, the bus is coming!" " "

B: Four wheels.

A car? Come on! Get over here! Run over me! "

B doesn't care.

A "fire brigade car!"

B how about this time?

A "I ... I'll get up."

B: Hey! This time he dodged.

Yes, the fire truck, it was run over for nothing.

B that's not the problem.

Aren't you looking for trouble?

B: It's called playing dumb.

A Actually this one is not drunk, not drunk!

He knows how to hide!

A: That's right. He stood up when the fire brigade car arrived.

B he is not to be taunted! Pretend to be drunk!

A is really drunk, I can see that.

Oh, he's afraid of that.

A: Yes.

B yes.

A and B were drinking together, and they were both drunk.

How about b?

A Look, the two of them are blowing each other.

Oh, they are bragging.

No one will admit who is drunk.

B yes.

A: "I think you ... you ... you can't drink!"

B Oh, I can't.

"Two more drinks and you'll be drunk!"

B Yes, what's that about?

A "it doesn't matter if you look at me."

B he's fine.

A "I'll drink another half catty, it doesn't matter."

B it's pure bragging.

One also talks big.

What about that man?

"Are you ... don't ... drunk? We drink bottle by bottle. "

Wow! That's right.

"When you talk, your tongue ... is short."

B, his tongue is also irregular.

"Not drunk!" "Not drunk, come here."

What is this?

A, take out the flashlight from your pocket!

Electric batons

Put it on the table.

What's the matter?

Press the switch and a light beam will come out.

Ah, and then Mitsumi.

A "Look at this, you climb up my pillar."

That pillar?

"You climb!"

B how about that one?

This is also unambiguous.

Oh?

"All right! What is this, climbing this post? Don't do this. "

Hmm?

"I know, I climb up?"

B.

A: "I'm halfway. You turn off the switch and I will fall. "