Funny sentences on Valentine's Day can kill you.

On Valentine's Day, I just want to tell you that you are like the WiFi in my life. Without you, I can't connect to Kaixin.

Dear, on Valentine's Day, I decided to use you as my Android phone, because you are the most important APP in my life, and I can't run normally without you.

Dear, Valentine's Day is coming. I want to tell you that you are like the battery in my life, because you give me endless energy and make me full of vitality every day.

Dear, on Valentine's Day, I want to tell you that you are like the GPS navigation in my life, because you can always lead me in the direction of love and keep me from getting lost.

Dear, on Valentine's Day, I want to tell you that you are like an alarm clock in my life, because I can see your smile when I wake up every morning, which makes me feel extremely happy.

Dear, Valentine's Day is coming. I want to tell you that you are like the air conditioner in my life, because you always give me warmth and comfort and make me feel extremely comfortable.

Dear, on Valentine's Day, I want to tell you that you are like a music player in my life, because every time I hear your voice, my heart will beat with the rhythm.

8. Dear, Valentine's Day is coming. I want to tell you that you are like the coffee machine in my life, because the first thing I wake up every morning is to miss you, which makes me feel extremely awake.

Dear, on Valentine's Day, I want to tell you that you are like the TV in my life, because every time I see your smile, my world becomes colorful.

Dear, Valentine's Day is coming. I want to tell you that you are like a microwave oven in my life, because you can always give me warmth and comfort when I need it most.

1 1, dear, on Valentine's Day, I want to tell you that you are like a washing machine in my life, because you can always wash away my troubles and make me feel relaxed and happy.

Dear, Valentine's Day is coming. I want to tell you that in my life, you are like a computer, because you can always help me solve problems and make me feel very convenient.

Dear, on Valentine's Day, I want to tell you that you are like a game machine in my life, because every time I am with you, my heart is like playing an exciting game.

14, honey, Valentine's Day is coming. I want to tell you that you are like the TV remote control in my life, because you always bring me happiness and entertainment, which makes me feel incomparable enjoyment.

Dear, on Valentine's Day, I want to tell you that you are like a mobile phone charger in my life, because every time I see you, my heart will be full of electricity, which makes me feel full and satisfied.