Complete works of jokes suitable for 8-year-old children.

Jokes suitable for 8-year-olds are generally educational, easy to understand and healthy. Here I have collected some for you:

Mother: Son, you have miscalculated this question again. You can't do your homework half-heartedly, you must do it right. Son: Mom, I only have one heart, not three. How can I be half-hearted?

Uncle: "Xiao Ming, who is better for you, father or mother?"

Xiao Ming: "They are all very kind to me!" " "

Uncle: "So if mom and dad quarrel, which side will you stand on?"

Xiao Ming: "I am on standby. . . "

What does the earth look like? A mountain village primary school teacher asked.

I don't know, sir. The students said in unison.

So, what is my usual snuff bottle?

Teacher Fang.

No, no. I don't mean that, I mean the one I used on Sunday.

One round, sir.

So, do you understand what the earth is like now?

I see. Monday to Saturday is square, and Sunday is round, sir.

What a fool! Your watch was robbed. Why didn't you shout for help?

If I open my mouth and call for help, they will find that I still have four gold teeth, which will be even worse!

A: I bought real medicine and went to prison. Why?

B: expired drugs.

A: No.

B: Pesticides.

A: No.

B: Fake drugs.

A: Idiot! It's explosives!

Are you so tired?

B: I ran home after the bus and saved 20 dollars.

Why don't you chase a taxi? Wouldn't that save more?

B: ...

All landowners Xiaomei lost her bag.

Xiaomei found the policeman: "Sir, I lost my bag ..."

Policeman: "Don't worry, it's my treat!" " "

Xiaomei: "It's on you?"

Policeman: "Yes, it's my treat!" " "

Xiaomei punched the policeman: "Then you won't pay me back! ! ! "