Comic drama (sketch) script

Script characters (aunt, uncle's low-carbon propagandist) (props: a stack of money tables, coffee tables, chairs, three homemade cameras, small notes, Youlemei advertising music, etc. )

Low-carbon propagandist: (undressing): Fan! Oh, my ladygaga God, it's so cold. (Fan then takes out the mirror) Oh, my lady Gaga! (startled) Oh, my mother, who is this? Why so handsome? Why so handsome? Handsome is too obvious! On such a hot day, I can't lose my handsome demeanor as a man! Ask everyone, is handsome guilty? (Offstage: No) If not, I wouldn't let CCTV kick me out to the countryside to promote this low-carbon work. (Knocking at the door) Excuse me, is anyone there?

Uncle: Let's go! (Opening the door and looking up) Oh! Handsome guy (exultation), (both laugh wildly at the same time) who are you ... (calm) looking for?

Hello, uncle! I am a propagandist, and I came to your country. ...

Uncle: Eh, wait, what makes you say that you are a propagandist?

Interviewer: Hmm! This ..... Can you prove it by being handsome (cool)?

Uncle: Handsome? Handsome fart, does Shuai Neng eat as a meal, does Shuai Neng swipe his card, does Shuai Neng marry, and does Shuai Neng have children? Is Shuai Neng as handsome as me? But I heard that people can dance for publicity. Let's have a look.

Reporter: Oh, oh, this dance is not a small kiss, music! (Music: Poor and Happy)

Uncle: Oh, dear, you really have a cramp. It seems that it is really propaganda.

Aunt: Husband? Are you talking to the dog again?

Uncle: Wife! It's people! To do publicity!

Aunt: It's for publicity! How did he know that our pigs were so famous? Please come in quickly! (Three people come in and sit down)

Interviewer: Uncle and aunt, after the publicity (taking out a lot of high money), according to the provisions of China's labor contract law, I will give you some hard work fees that workers deserve.

Uncle: (angrily striking the table) Do you think we will ruin the family atmosphere for this small favor? ! (Pauses and starts counting money) Wow, that's a lot of money. ...

Aunt: (wringing ears) Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? People are dead, and money is not spent! "

Uncle: Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? Is that people are alive and money is gone! "

Interviewer: Uncle and Aunt, for the sake of China's low-carbon future, please agree.

Aunt: OK! Tell me how to mate.

Uncle: Huh?

Aunt: Oh, no, no, how to cooperate with you!

Interviewer: First of all, you should know what "low carbon" is.

Aunt: carpet, isn't that what our cat likes to sleep in?

Uncle: Wife, you are wrong. That's a lollipop that my dog brother ate.

Interviewer: Well, uncle and aunt, the so-called low carbon is to reduce carbon dioxide emissions.

Uncle: So it's low carbon, so I should fart less.

Aunt: What does this have to do with farting?

Uncle: Wife, haven't you heard that cow fart is also a fighter with greenhouse effect?

Aunt: This one. ...

Interviewer: Uncle! This impact is still very small. The low carbon we can do now is "saving electricity and recycling solar terms"

Uncle: Save electricity? No way!

Interviewer: Why did Uncle deny it so quickly?

Uncle: I was so shocked when I chased my wife! I didn't miss it, so I understood such a truth?

Aunt: What do you know?

Uncle: I emit such a high voltage (thunder and lightning) and get such a low return. Squat is really wrong, energy is not conserved.

Interviewer: Uncle, you misunderstood. You are talking about mental electricity, and I am talking about real electricity.

Aunt: Look at your abstract, hazy, versatile and weird face. At first, you must have regarded your face as a poor plug-in and filled your brain with stagnant water. Ignore him and keep walking.

Interviewer: Let's talk about washing clothes if we save electricity. When there are few clothes, we can try to wash them by hand!

Uncle: Did you hear that? You have to wash clothes by hand in the future. Don't wipe them with shiny washboards.

Aunt: Mom, you were right at first. Behind every successful woman, there is a man who is insane.

Reporter: As for solar terms, whatever you do, you should consider it and try to reduce the carbon dioxide content.

Uncle: (take a deep breath)

Aunt: What are you doing?

Uncle: I have solar terms.

Aunt: How much did you contribute? You might as well hold your breath and fart!

Interviewer: Uncle, this is great. Don't laugh at him, auntie!

Uncle (pondered for a while and said carefully): Wife! If I leave in the future, don't cremate, just carbonize.

Aunt: Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB.

Uncle: I just don't think we can waste my great talent and our firewood! (Music: My China Heart)

Interviewer: I suddenly have an obvious hunch that the most precious thing in the next century is not talent, but firewood. I hope my uncle will have a happier next child after taking off, and the final recycling is waste recycling, using less disposable things.

Uncle: What about disposable chopsticks?

Interviewer: No!

Uncle: A disposable rice bowl?

Interviewer: Not even!

Uncle: disposable cups?

Reporter: Still no good!

Uncle: A disposable wife?

Reporter: None ... Huh?

Aunt (angry) OK! Damn it! How dare you cheat psychologically? (wringing his ear again) You are so low-carbon. I really don't know what I did when I married you in my last life.

Uncle: Ouch, wife, I'm adding atmosphere!

Interviewer: OK, OK, you also have some simple knowledge about low carbon. I'll let my uncles and aunts talk about their views on low carbon (set up the camera). Attention, uncles and aunts, this is live. ...

Aunt: (Shouting) Wait! What did you just say?

Reporter: (afraid) Now ... live!

Aunt: (whoosh) Can we wear this dress on TV? Honey, take out our wedding dresses!

Uncle: Hey! I'll get (clothes)

Interviewer: (Helpless) Is today your Memorial Day?

Aunt and Uncle: Huh? Sacrifice day? !

Reporter: Oh, the wedding anniversary, or simply the anniversary!

Aunt: At least we are the morning glory and cow dung that flood the small river ditch in the village. We must officially go on stage, right?

Uncle: (Wedding March) Wife, here are your clothes.

Aunt: coat! Uncle shook his clothes and handed them to his aunt, which was stained with some flour. )

Interviewer: Why is there so much dust?

Uncle: I have been pressing boxes for decades.

Interviewer: Isn't it in the box? Why is there dust?

Aunt: clothes have been pressed on boxes for decades, so it's strange that there is no dust (uncle throws clothes with more dust at this time)

Reporter: (holding his nose) You ... Ahem, you exaggerate the dust.

Uncle: It's a bit exaggerated. My clothes help her suck the dust off her clothes, which shows that I love her so exaggeratedly. (putting on clothes) By the way, wife, where are my pants? (at that time, uncle shorts and long clothes)

Aunt: Isn't it in the balcony?

Uncle: No!

Aunt: People will know you without wearing pants.

Uncle: Pants are not a problem, but my feet are so sexy.

Interviewer: Oh, you see your feet are so sexy that you want to throw up. It's okay. We only shoot the upper body. Are you ready?

Uncle: Well, I'm relieved.

Aunt: Let's get started.

Reporter: OK, take your positions, Ai Xien! Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to "Are you low-carbon today?" It is a classic of this century. Absolute beauty, a little gentle and melancholy in the wild, a little dissolute in the egg. Your support is our motivation. Today, I invited an aunt morning glory, a super rose mouth and an apricot in the village.

Aunt: Hello, everyone. I am morning glory. Just call me Huahua! (Blow a kiss) (Uncle vomits)

Reporter: When he abandoned Brigitte Lin and Diana, he was called uncle cow dung, love killer and angel who only cared about morning glory.

Uncle: (Niu Jiao) Flowers can't be separated from dung. I am just a silent fertilizer.

Interviewer: OK, now let's listen to the topic. It is better to eat more meat and be less vegetarian, or to be more vegetarian and less vegetarian.

Uncle: (casually) We think it's good to eat more meat and less vegetarian food, because ... meat tastes good, but vegetarian food tastes bad.

Aunt: (contemptuous) We think each other's views are perfect, but there are still some flaws. Allow me to point out that meat is delicious, but if we eat too much, protein will exceed the standard. Excuse me, if we are less vegetarian, where can we get vitamins? 、

Uncle: That's a good question, based on the other person's question. If we eat less meat, where can we get meat?

Interviewer: It's really great! Really extraordinary, it seems that the knowledge of both sides is still very profound! In view of these outrageous opinions of uncles and aunts, I suggest you go back to Baidu and make an announcement.

Interviewer: Uncle and aunt, next, you will be spokesmen and shoot an advertisement. This advertisement must be about our low-carbon theme today. You have a good discussion, preferably something we are familiar with every day, which will have a devastating impact on teenagers!

Uncle: Wife, do you think this will work? I think we'd better eat some melatonin!

Child: No! This is still useful for Alzheimer's disease. Let's (think about it with chin cupped) | ... Ah! ! have

Uncle, put your ear in!

Uncle: What? (Music: Song of Throwing Onions)

Uncle and aunt: (pretending to discuss)

Uncle: Is it ... Is it possible? People are shy?

Aunt: This will definitely work! ! ! Hmm! All right, let's start shooting.

Interviewer: Well, I'll come as soon as I come (full shot).

Uncle (grabbing mom's skirt): Honey, I still have some. ...

Aunt: (Shouting) Live! ! !

Uncle: (Stand up straight at once) God, I brought back the glory of my man!

Interviewer: Are you ready?

Aunt: OK!

Reporter: Three, two, one!

(Youlemei advertising music rings)

Aunt: Honey, I ... What about yours? (rely on)

Uncle: You ... are my wife!

Aunt: Huh? Why not Youlemei?

Uncle: This is the only way for low carbon (having fun together).

Interviewer: Cut! ! Great! ! ! You really looked like a mandarin duck with a broken wing in your last life!

Aunt and uncle: I'm flattered, haha.

Interviewer: Finally, let's make a speech.

Auntie: (presses uncle who stands up) I'll do it. He can't. He has bad breath!

Uncle: You ... you ... you, how can you reveal my secret? I've brushed my teeth for so many years, and it's all for nothing?

Aunt (on stage) Bajie can't escape the fate of a pig no matter how she dresses up.

Interviewer: Even if the Monkey King became a Buddha, he was still a monkey.

(Uncle starts brushing his teeth)

Aunt: Hmm! First of all, I want to thank CCTV for bringing such a blind guy into our life. He is not afraid of death and makes our life abnormal. Well, it's getting better and better! So, I decided to fight low-carbon work to the end! The carbon is there, the carbon is dead ... still there! thank you

Dear friends, in fact, low-carbon life is an attitude. My aunt asked me to see her. She's pregnant. Low carbon starts with you and me, and starts with small things. I hope everyone can save a drop of water, use a piece of paper and a thread, use less computers, take more stairs, take more buses and use less private cars, so as to achieve circular economy. I believe that the era of low carbon is coming!

Let's go hand in hand, and tomorrow will be better! ! ! (crow's voice)

Uncle: OK, good.

Aunt: What do you know? That's good!

Interviewer: Ah, my publicity work is finally finished. (looking at his watch) It's not too early. I should,

Uncle: Young man, stay for a light meal.

Reporter: A light meal? Hmm! Thank you for your kindness, yours. My dad also asked me to go home and beg for alms. Uncle and aunt thank you for your cooperation. I will never forget you in my life, and I will never let you be a ghost.

Auntie and Uncle: Hey! ! Okay, okay, take your time, young man.

Uncle: (to aunt) Wife, why are you a little tired today?

Aunt: Yes, it feels like something is missing.

Uncle: Yes, I feel the same way.

(They say "e-e-e" and then turn to the audience, then look at each other, and then they are scared: Ah … what about our hard work? ) (the pig barks)

Uncle: Hey, director, the music is wrong.

(thunder, uncle convulsions)

Aunt: What do you smoke? Why don't you catch up? ! ! (Kicking in slow motion)

Uncle: Ah ... Young man, thanks a lot.

Aunt (behind)