On Valentine's Day, Talk about Funny Copywriting (26 Selected Sentences)

1, it's really not surprising that no one has come to confess until now!

2.202 1 Come and see me and you on Valentine's Day, my bed.

3. God is not easy to disappoint infatuated people, it can only go to death.

You are not good to your daughter-in-law, and you don't have to blame others for being good to your daughter-in-law.

Unexpectedly, there was a Valentine's Day today!

6. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering being a dog again or a boyfriend?

7. Someone told me how to play 202 1 Valentine's Day. I said: Ignore it.

8, don't wait for confession, don't wait for Christmas, and expect 520, wash and sleep?

9. There is no shortage of feelings in this era. What is lacking is someone who takes love seriously.

10, May 20, don't send photos everywhere and sprinkle dog food, it will be broken if it looks like it.

1 1, for those who want to marry me in the future, please don't do anything sorry for me on Valentine's Day, thank you!

12. Someone told me how to play this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, nature is to laugh it off!

13. Some people happen in your life just to tell you better that you are so gullible.

14, I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery arrangement is very slow, and it is still being collected.

15, almost 520, and a small wish that can only be fulfilled: lovers can't fall in love with their families!

16, if you want to make a successful confession today, you must have two standards: one is speaking and the other is taking off.

17,520 I received a lot of text messages about checking in that day, and then I saw it was my wife's on my mobile phone.

18, the ugly one can't wait for someone to make do with it, but the handsome one still keeps the bottom line and is single again.

19, in the case of Valentine's Day, I want to dress beautifully and eat melons at home.

20. There are always people in the world who want nothing in return. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

2 1, in addition to marrying you, transferring money, saying that I have feelings, thinking about you is false, and it is better to make a lot of money if you care.

22. I had a car accident and sprained my waist. The perpetrator is you-I was hit by emotion! Haha, I like you!

23. I get angry at the thought of wild animals holding my future wife's hand in the street on Valentine's Day!

24. Everyone wants 520! In fact, the significance of 520 is that five minutes of feelings and two personal matters are all equivalent to 0 in the end.

25. True love is that he can turn over those beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian, and you can see at a glance that you are violent and wild and have no connotation.

26. Valentine's Day is in a few days. If you are still single, you can consider coming to talk to me. I am a technical professional selling sweets.