Humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence

The humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence are as follows:

1. If life is a play, then I'd rather be a screenwriter because I don't want to be too tired.

My wallet may not be the richest, but it is the most expensive.

The computer will never sleep because it knows that we can't live without it.

4. Love is like coffee. Although bitter, it always leaves an endless aftertaste.

It is not difficult to be single, but it is difficult to face those who want you to end being single.

6. Life is like a coffee table, full of tragedies.

7. Friends are like RMB, which is true and false.

8. Life is like toilet paper, and there is nothing to talk about.

Love is like ice cream, you should eat it even in winter.

10, life is like a landlord, and winning or losing is a thing of the past.