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Kong Yiji's textbook drama

The first field

Venue: Xianheng Hotel

People: Kong Yiji's little buddy, shopkeeper, alcoholic, four children.

[In Xianheng Hotel, three customers have been drinking, facing Kong Yiji]

Customer (sarcastically) Kong Yiji, you have a new scar on your face!

Kong Yiji (disdaining to reply to the boy) warms two bowls of wine and wants a bowl of fennel. (At the same time, I unloaded nine pence)

Customer (shouting) You must have stolen from others again!

Kong Yiji (eyes wide open) How can you be so innocent? ...

What is the client's innocence (interrupting Kong Yiji)? I saw what you stole the day before yesterday.

Books at home, hanging for fun.

Kong Yiji (blushing, blue veins standing out on his forehead, defending) stealing books is not stealing. ...

Stealing books! ..... Scholar, can be stolen? Although I am a poor man,

But a gentleman is poor, how can he steal? (Laughter).

[Kong Yiji drank half a bowl of wine, and her red face gradually recovered. ]

Customer Kong Yiji, can you really read? (Kong Yiji shows disdain)

Customer, why can't you even get half a scholar? (Kong Yiji is suddenly upset and his face is gray. )

[The drinkers laughed again. ]

Kong Yiji (to the boy) Have you ever read a book? (Little friend nods)

Kong Yiji studied ... I'll give you a test. How do you spell fennel for fennel beans? (The boy turns his head and ignores it. )

Kong Yiji (after a long wait, in a hurry) can't write? ..... I'll teach you, remember! These words should be remembered. When I become a shopkeeper in the future, I need to write accounts.

Little buddy (impatient), who told you to teach? Isn't it just leaving a name under the grass?

Kong Yiji (two fingers tapping on the counter with pleasure) Yes, yes! Do you know fennel has four personalities?

【 The more impatient the waiter is, the more stubborn he is to walk away. Kong Yiji just dipped her nails in wine and wanted to write on the counter. Seeing that the waiter was not enthusiastic, he sighed again and showed a very poor appearance. They all looked at him and smiled. ]

[Laughter, four children surrounded Kong Yiji. ]

Kong Yiji (to the child) Come on, fennel beans, one for each person.

The child wants more, more.

Kong Yiji (panicking, stretching his five fingers to cover the plate, bending over) is almost gone, and I have.

Not much.

Kong Yiji (straightening up and looking at beans, shaking his head) is not much! how much is it? Very few

Yes

[In the laughter of all, the children got separated. ]

The second field

Time: about two or three days before Mid-Autumn Festival.

Venue: Xianheng Hotel

People: the boy, the shopkeeper, and the drinker.

[In Xianheng Hotel, three or four drinkers are drinking, the shopkeeper is slowly checking out, and the waiter is bored and leaning against the counter. ]

The shopkeeper Kong Yiji hasn't come for a long time. I still owe nineteen dollars.

An alcoholic. Why did he come? ..... he broke his leg.

Boss!

An alcoholic. He's still a thief. This time, I lost my mind and stole it to Ding's house. Did you steal from his house?

What happened to the owner?

Where are the drinkers? Write a defense first, then call, call until midnight, and then get a discount.

Legs.

What happened to the owner?

The drinker later broke his leg.

How about the discount of the shopkeeper?

Where are the drinkers? ..... who knows? Maybe he's dead.

[The shopkeeper no longer asks, but still slowly calculates the account. ]

Third field

Time: nearly one afternoon in early winter.

Venue: Xianheng Hotel

People: Kong Yiji's little buddy, shopkeeper, alcoholic.

There are no customers in the shop, and the waiter is sitting with his eyes closed. Kong Yiji dragged her body with her hands instead of her feet, and sat down under the counter against the threshold. ]

Kong Yiji (in a low voice) heated a bowl of wine.

The shopkeeper (sticking out his head) Kong Yiji? You still owe nineteen dollars!

Kong Yiji (looking back, dejectedly) This ... will be paid next time. This time in cash,

Wine is better.

Shopkeeper (laughs) Kong Yiji, you stole it again!

Kong Yiji (not very clear) Don't joke (three or five customers enter the door)

The shopkeeper made fun of you? If you don't steal, how can you break your leg?

Kong Yiji (in a low voice) fell, fell, fell ... (It seems to be pleading with the shopkeeper, don't mention it again,

Everyone laughed. )

[The waiter brings out the wine and puts it on the threshold. Kong Yiji took out four pence from his tattered pocket and put it in the boy's hand. Soon, after drinking, I sat down and walked slowly with this hand in the laughter of others. ]

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