The words of the three De Yun She comedians

"Stripping the Horse Coat" Guo Degang Li Jing Yu Qian version

Kuo: Thank you for giving me a round of applause all by myself.

Yu and Li: There's nothing for the two of us?

Kuo: Everyone knows that I am the lead actor, leading these two million people dislike.

Yu: We have recruited you? Li: That's it.

Kuo: I'm the only one who is proficient in all four disciplines of comedian. (pointing to Yu Qian) This is 04 years old, little kid

Yu: You are 04 years old

Kuo: (pointing to Li Jing) You were born in 03 years

Li: We are both long enough

Yu smiled at Li and said: I'm a year older than you1

Kuo: Look at these two, nothing will be

Yu: Wait for it. Who doesn't know? We learned it when we were kids.

Kuo: Like running in a race, jumping high ````

Yu: I don't know! We're talking about the 4 disciplines of comedy, what's the point of mentioning high jump?

Kuo: Really? Let me ask you, do you know how to sing the lyrics of a poor comic opera?

Yu: No! What are the lyrics of the song? I don't think so!

Kuo: Yes, the lyrics. I'll sing one and you won't be able to hear it

Yu: You sing something and we'll know it's that part.

Lee: Mr. Yu, let's not sing with him

Yu: Why?

Lee: He has a nickname

Yu: What nickname?

Lee: Guo3duan!

Yu: (laughs) Oh, just 3 paragraphs? Then I'll ask him. (Turns around) Mr. Guo, how many paragraphs can you sing?

Kuo: 10,000 or so.

Yu: Okay, okay, I'll listen to you.

Kuo: Really? You are ready to die ah, hurry to call you to collect the body, insurance proceeds people change me, change me.

Yu: not so much! Come on

Kuo: Listen up! "Hangzhou's beauty is unrivaled in the world, the West Lake shore of exotic flowers and grasses four the season's fragrance. This spring tour of Su Causeway ``````

Yu: line line line, listen out, the Legend of the White Snake, ah.

Li: Yeah, what's new here, the Legend of the White Snake!

Kuo: I intentionally sang the simple one, I have the heart to love my children. I sang a difficult "fast use nunchaku humming hahee", you do not know, really die here.

Yu Li: This still do not know ah?

Kuo: Another hard one! This time I will not be polite!

Yu: You didn't come up here to be polite to us either.

Lee: Listen to what he's singing.

Kuo: "Zhuang Gong has nothing to do out of `

(The three sang together) trip to the west of the city, to see a `````

Kuo: (plucked up his voice) skeleton lying

Yu: Okay, stop singing!!!!

Kuo: How high am I

Yu: It's useless to pull up! Persuasive party, right?

Kuo: Heh! You know all this?

Yu: What's wrong with that! This was there the year there was cabbage!

Lee: That's right!

Kuo: I'll give you one more and you won't be able to tell!

Yu: We can tell which one you sing!

Kuo: Is that the word?" This Han Huang has `````

(The three sing together)Dao sits on the river and mountain ````

Li:Han Xin reads the trigrams, right?

Kuo: See? The two human nature this time ah! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good look at them, but I'm sure I'll be able to get a good look at them.

Yu: What did I tell you?

Lee: What's the point of asking questions after you've done it?

Kuo: I can't afford to lose face with you! I'm outta here, folks, if you want to watch, watch, if you don't want to watch, get a refund at the door.

Yu: Wait, come back! What are we going to do if you leave?

Kuo: You'll die here. I'll call the body collector

Yu: Why?

Kuo: I feel ashamed to be with you!

Lee: Are you really leaving? Do you have to?

Guo: I have to go

Li:(Pushing Yu Qian away) You hide, I'll talk. If you want to go, you can leave your coat for me~! (came up to take off Guo's coat, the two tore together)

Yu: hey hey hey!!!! (came up to pull apart the two) have something to say, what's wrong?

Kuo: His sweaty feet!

Lee: What do you mean by "sweaty feet"

Yu: What are you dragging his clothes for?

Lee: His coat, it's mine!

Yu: Oh, that coat is yours?

Lee: Mine!

Yu: Don't worry, calm down. I'll ask him. (Turning around) Mr. Guo, come here

Kuo: Call me? I'm sorry, Mr. Guo, but I'm not going to make it easy for you. The first paragraph of "The Legend of the White Snake", ~~~`

Yu: Let's not talk about that! What's going on? You which waistcoat is his?

Kuo: Ah?

Yu: Don't beat around the bush! Is it his?

Kuo: Look

Yu: What do you mean look? Is it his, I asked.

Kuo: Yes, why

Yu: take off (up to take off Guo's coat, Guo flicked away)

Kuo: Why do you follow his example?

Yu: You gave him his coat!

Kuo: Yes! It's not true that the lab coat is his, I can't give it to him. I'm afraid that he threw

Yu: people's things thrown people willing, you hurry to give them

Kuo: Yes, I heartache ah

Yu: you heartache tube what ah! Give it to them!

Kuo: I'm wearing what's good for him.

Yu: You're wearing someone else's coat, and it's good for them?

Kuo: Listen to me, that time to play in front of their house, just those two days and performances, not at home.

Yu: What kind of humanity is this? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good look at them.

Kuo: look at the younger sister

Li: mainly to see the younger sister

Kuo: to that, in order to hit the door, his daughter-in-law came out: pattering lee lee lee the door to open the child open ````

Yu: sung on the way out?

Kuo: his daughter-in-law good singing. I said the matter, the coat to me (learn Li Jing voice) Li `Jing this person a, speak to find three three Road two, cloudy, you later for him to take more responsibility".

Yu: Oh, it is so. (To Li Jing) Mr. Li, not bad, the coat is yours. But people said, not wear yours for nothing, it's good for you.

Li: What's in it for me?

Yu: He said that you ah move three less than two, cloudy, not sure to let people ask the question, he can give you a round

Li: who speak cloudy? I look like an uneducated person? I said too deep, they do not understand so say, you out of the way, I told him (walked to Guo in front of) you want to wear on wear, do not say go thing.

Kuo: Yes, you said we are on good terms with each other, so it's not a good idea to make such a scene on stage.

Li: I think so too. I'm not sure if you're going to go or not.

Kuo: If you don't want it now, I won't go!

Lee: Wear it,

Kuo: Wear it for 60 years?

Lee: Where's the 60 years?

Kuo: 50 years?

Lee: Not even 50 years! Just next week at 2:00 pm on the 2nd, you send me home.

Kuo: next week at 11:00 am?

Lee: 1pm!

Kuo: 12 am?

Lee: 10 minutes short of 12 o'clock

Yu: This is too meticulous? What about this paddling?

Kuo: It's all messed up.

Lee: It is. Wearing! Care to wear! How is this all up urinary alkali?

Kuo: Mr. Yu just sprayed!

Yu: (loudly) go! (Li Jing wiped her face with her hand)

Li: Stand still, don't move. (pulling Yu Qian) Let's talk.

Yu: Good, good, good, good. We haven't seen each other for a long time

Li: I love to chat with you, don't bring him like that

Yu: That's right! What did you say when you came up here!

Lee: Honestly, I don't mean to make money by doing comedy.

Yu: Oh, your family has money?

Li: Our family has a coat like his, 10,000 pieces

Yu: I'm getting a kick out of this

Li: Our old Li family, occupying a house and lying on the ground, has thousands of hectares of good land, rice stacks into warehouses, forests of trees, gold and silver into the boring, mules and horses ```````

Yu: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. My mother, this year more than 70 years old, wearing that gold and silver jewelry, dang dang dang dang; that hand, you know, my mother on each hand only 4 fingers, disabled

Yu: this is a defect

Li: you say that these 8 fingers, with these 10 rings, all onyx ah ``

Yu: you wait for a moment. What, 8 fingers with 10 rings?

Li: I'm still lying to you?

Yu: What's the matter with you?

Lee: Someone knows

Yu: Who knows this

Lee: (pointing to Guo Degang) He knows!

Yu: Oh, he knows?

Lee: Ask him if you don't believe me

Yu: I'll ask him then! (turns around) Mr. Guo,

Kuo: Huh?

Yu: Explain to me what's going on with 10 rings on 8 fingers?

Kuo: No way! Nonsense ah!

Li: (walks over) water said impossible?

Kuo: How can that be?

Lee: My mom wears 10 rings on 8 fingers, I said!

Kuo: That's what you said?

Lee: I said that!

Kuo: Yes! There's there's there! Your mom, your mom?

Lee: Why does it sound like cursing?

Yu: Then I'll ask you! You explain.

Kuo: Yes, you go home and think

Yu: go home and think like words! I'm asking you!

Kuo: Ask me? It's hilarious. I don't know if you have the patience to wait

Yu: What are you going to do

(Audience: wait!) We'll wait even if we're dead or alive!

Kuo: Tang Dynasty period a `````

Yu: Huo! The stage is far away from this! You just say it's now.

Kuo: Yeah! You ponder this reasoning ah. 8 fingers how to wear 10 rings?

Yu: come back! You leave me hanging here you want to go ah!

Kuo: High-tech thing! How does she wear 10? (Pushing Yu Qian) What's wrong with you?

Yu: (also pushed Guo) What did I do to you?

Kuo: a hand has a finger wear two soon line?

Yu: (tapping the table with a look of realization)

Li: No, no, no, no! A hand just wear one. My mom said it's hard to look good with two, so wear one!

Kuo: (froze. Learned Li Jing) really ```the ````?

Li: really.

Kuo: 着就不好说了这?

Yu: You have to say it clearly

Kuo: She, she, she six fingers? She's got six fingers? She six fingers! Doing surgery wrong, the thumb slashed down, also combined 10 fingers! (gasp)

Yu: Oh, so I understand! (to Li Jing) feelings of the old lady is six fingers?

Li: Yes, it is six fingers. (To Guo) tired not good! Come on, wipe the sweat.

Kuo: In the future, let's not talk like this, okay? If someone else is tired

Lee: Well, this time I'm not going to show my eyes.

Kuo: Then this coat?

Lee: Wear it! Wear a month!

Kuo: (laughs) This is a month?

Yu: It's the lab coat talking!

Li: Mr. Yu, let's continue to talk

Yu: You said so early is not clear

Li: I love to talk close

Yu: You can see I can go far.

Li: My mom said that all the family's property will be mine

Yu: all for you to spend?

Li: But not all to me.

You can't go out, see a dog, buy it, and play with it: "Come on, Xiaozang, turn one, ``

Yu: Oh, your dog's name is Xiaozang?

Lee: It's Xiaozang.

Yu: You like Xiaozang!

Lee: (crying) It's a pity that my Xiaozang ``````

Yu: Don't be happy?

Lee: Am I happy? I'm crying! My Xiaozang, accidentally, fell into the tea bowl and drowned ````

Yu: You first shut up! Such a big dog, fell into the tea bowl and drowned?

Li: so big? How much grain do I have to save if it's that big? I'll tell you, the head to tail length of ten feet two, stand up to 8 feet tall

Yu: (laughs) is not so tall? (gestures to Guo Degang's head)

Li: Yes, yes, yes!

Yu: Stop it, you're really talking in circles

Li: Who's talking in circles?

Yu: a dog that big will fall into the tea bowl and drown?

Lee: Someone knows

Yu: Who knows?

Lee: He knew!

Yu: Oh, he knows again? I'll ask him. Mr. Guo,

Guo: just chat with the newspaper curtain

Yu: you said that the dog drowned in the bowl of tea, there is this?

Kuo: Who said that? Are you on the wrong medication?

Yu: Who took the wrong medicine?

Kuo: This is not nonsense. There is no such thing!

Li: the coat to me off (come up to take off)

Kuo: what is this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Lee: The dog fell into the tea bowl and drowned, that's what I said!

Kuo: You said that?

Lee: I said it

Kuo: There!!!!

Yu: Oh, there is such a thing?

Kuo: Yes, I saw it with my own eyes!

Yu: Then you explain

Kuo: You think ah, that show dog, just this big (matchbox size)

Yu: You this also messed up! Xiu dog? It's not that big. Their dog, Xiaozang, is two feet long from head to tail, and has the ears of a bamboo stick

Kuo: Wait a minute! Their dog's name is Kozuna? The same name as his father?

Lee: How can you say that?

Yu: stand up so high ```` (taking Guo Degang to gesture)

Kuo: Mr. Yu! To be so high dog (compared to Yu Qian)

Yu: Which compared to it!

Kuo: How could it fall into the tea bowl and drown? Even a paw can not enter ah

Yu: that is ah!

Kuo: Why is the tea bowl so big?

Yu: You drink tea from such a big bowl?

Kuo: This is the basin.

Yu: Yes, it's suitable for washing your face.

Kuo: It's a long story. Tang ````

Yu; Don't say Tang Dynasty! Can't wait.

Kuo: not allowed to say? Their family has money!

Yu: Yeah, he just said it, it's rich.

Kuo: good show, his father is fine to his mother with a gold collar, big gold chain, dragged out to walk

Yu: walking the dog this?

Kuo: rich, bad. The head wearing a nine-link ring, gold earrings, eyeballs gouged out for gold

Yu: This is not bad!

Lee: Is that still visible?

Kuo: wear a gold ring on the nose

Yu: wear a gold ring on the nose that is a cow.

Li: (push Yu Qian) this how to talk

Guo: get two bracelets together

Yu: handcuffs ah?

Kuo: Qin Qiong sentenced to death have seen it, right?

Yu: or handcuffs! I didn't ask this, I asked the dog

Kuo: Don't worry, slowly arrived. That time their family went up to Tongxian to buy a dog to go, Li Jing turned east and west, saw a dog: "Call a!" "Woof woof woof!" No, the panic

Yu: the old barking is not

Guo: saw that: "Bark a!" The dog barked: "(imitating Li Jing's voice) Wang~~~Wang ~~~~ Wang ~~~~"

Yu: You have to say this he must like it!

Kuo: Li Jing looked: "(imitating his speech) too ~ ~ ~ ~ good ~ ~ ~ ~, this dog ~ ~ I ~ ~ ~ ~ like ~ ~ ~ ~ happy, it ~ ~ ~ is ~ ~ it ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Yu: you see, this goes with it

Kuo: right, right, right, idioms say: Wu Dailang raise night owls --- what a man raises what a plaything.

Yu: Ahem! Is that an idiom.

Kuo: Take home, not idle, go out to walk the dog. Ride it to the overpass

Yu: Oh! It happened right here!

Kuo: So many people knew him and greeted him. He rolled over and got off the dog

Yu: Uncharacteristic!

Kuo: This manager of our theater is Zhang, Manager Zhang. See him, a piece of sit down. Ki's good high spikes, a dollar a catty Yu: Aigoo, not what good tea.

Kuo: Manager Zhang took out a gourd from his pocket, so big

Yu: ooh! It's about the same size as the dog.

Kuo: Li Jing curious ah: "Zhang ~ ~ manager ~ ~, you ~ ~ take ~ ~ that is ~ ~ what ~ ~ ah." Zhang manager to open the gourd, popped out a grasshopper, blue green, full beard full eyes, he looked like the aesthetic: "Zhang ~ ~ manager ~ ~, put this ` ~ grasshopper ~ ~ to ~ ~ me ~ ~ it?"

Kuo: Riding the dog home, home first to the back to wipe the sludge to go.

Yu: the dog wiped what oil mud ah

Kuo: it chronic ah. He named the grasshopper, "Righteous Father".

Yu: What's with the name?

Kuo: "Yiyi" as in "righteousness" and "Fu" as in "richness"." This is my righteous father". I didn't expect to open the gourd, the grasshopper fell into the bowl of tea, that day the water was more than 4000 degrees

Yu: which is so high ah?

Kuo: The cup is melting. His father is dead!

Yu: He scalded his godfather to death!

Kuo: He was heartbroken: "I exchanged my dog for this grasshopper, and now my grasshopper has been scalded to death, just as my dog was scalded to death!" (With a hand on his chest) My mother, I want to kill me !!!!

Yu: Oh, so I understand! (to Li Jing) feelings are not your dog, it is the change of the grasshopper scalded to death

Li: Yes, yes, it is the change of the grasshopper. (Walking towards Guo Degang) Not bad, not bad!

Kuo: Let's not talk like this, okay?

Li: I'm not a short cut?

Kuo: If you take a shortcut, can I take it?

Lee: Come on, wipe the sweat, today without you, I am again! Let me ask you: what's wrong with this righteous father?

Kuo: It's hot, forget it.

Lee: How can that be? I said Xiaozang burned to death, you give me a righteous father!

Kuo: What about this coat?

Lee: Wear it! Wear it until you die, when you die, it's a wrap!

Yu: Let's continue to talk

Li: Since Xiaozang burned to death, I don't have the itch to raise grasshoppers

Yu: Oh, I quit

Li: I raise crickets

Yu: Or autumn insects

Li: That day, my daughter-in-law and I were sleeping

Yu: Sleeping is not a good idea

Li: Heard the crickets chirping: "I can't believe that I'm not going to be able to do this.

Yu: where is it?

Li: in the Beijing station it, hurry to play a three-wheeled: on the Beijing station to catch crickets.

Yu: What? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get to Beijing, but I'm going to be able to get to Tangshan.

Li: I bought a train ticket and went to Tangshan.

Li: I bought a train ticket and ran to Tangshan. When I got to Tangshan, "Toodle-oo, Toodle-oo"

Yu: There it is

Li: No, it's in Yantai

Yu: Yantai again?

Lee: chased to Yantai again, this time here. Digging! Dug out the sea water, saw this cricket.

Yu: Yes?

Lee: The body is as long as a train; the eyes are as bright as a searchlight.

Yu: Wait a minute, wait a minute!

Lee: Take a thin line and lead it home, the beauty of me like what. I ````

Yu: (stop) stop it!

Lee: What's wrong?

Yu: You really talk a lot of words, cloud mountain fog ah!

Lee: Who's in the clouds?

Yu: This is not the case

Li: Someone knows

Yu: Who is it?

Lee: He knows1

Yu: He knows again?

Lee: Ask him

Yu: Okay, I'll ask again. Mr. Guo

Kuo: Huh?

Yu: That cricket head and theater so big

Kuo: Nonsense!

Yu: The body is as long as a train

Kuo: It's the wrong medicine!

Yu: Eyes as bright as a searchlight

Kuo: These are the words coming out of the middle and lower parts of the body

Li: What's going on? Those are my words!

Kuo: Not even if you said it!

Lee: Why?

Kuo: (takes off his waistcoat and throws it to Li Jing) Don't want the waistcoat!