What are the stories of homophonic words?

Stories of homophonic characters include but are not limited to:

1, Job's tears do things, Ding Xiao does things.

Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

3. A quail was late for the dance, so everyone called him the late quail.

I was eating when the power went out. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

6. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato and tell you in your ear that "I am purple potato and you are".

7. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

8. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

9. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out. It turned out to be a good pill.