Wen Song and other champion essays "Who is the first hero" Happy Comedian Season 3.

Who's the First Hero? The complete version of Wen Song Song Xiaofeng's short play lines.

Wang Long: Come on, one, two, clap your hands, come on.

Open! Hello, everyone, I am the new deputy head of Liaoning Folk Art Troupe. My name is Wang Long. In fact, these procedures should come from our general manager, Yang Shulin. He has been too busy recently. Many other disciples are jealous and hate our Yang Shulin. I don't think it's necessary. Being a man, I should feel more atmospheric. Like me, I will bless our Yang Shulin, my brother and our leader.

On, 1234, what are you doing? Take out your hand, come on, my name is one, your name is two, my name is three, your name is four, one, three, sharpen scissors, sing, a big river, come on, five words float in the sky! Who has money? Who's sick? You can see. Come on, let's get down to business. Finally, we joined a big movie called The Boss's Woman. The first hero of this film is particularly good. Many companies want to grab this first hero, and our company has also chosen two. Why hasn't it come yet? Has the actor arrived yet? Stop pretending, okay? Can you have a sense of crisis? Come here, I tell you, although I am the executive director of this play, you two should work hard. Today, the director is also watching below. You must show your strength. Whoever gets the first hero among you will win glory for our Liaoning Folk Art Troupe, understand? There is a man named Long Zi, whose face value and acting skills are very high. Are you two confident to take him down?

Song Xiaofeng: Yes!

Wang Long: What about you?

Wen Song: Yes!

Wang Long: It's a bit imposing and noisy, isn't it?

Wen Song: Yes.

Wang Long: Go home, go, go home quickly. Welcome, dragon boy. Let me introduce myself. I am from Liaoning Folk Art Troupe.

Su Xiaolong: Well, I know only you amateurs can perform. I'm a professional scholar, okay? Here we go.

Song Xiaofeng: Gee, it's been a long time ... This guy is really arrogant. I wanted to ask you about this scene, and you guessed it right. Ah, this brother is handsome. He is from China, and we two brothers are awesome. Let's see who is good at acting. I really want to kick you!

Wen Song: Kill you, you smelly rascal.

Su Xiaolong: Is there a problem?

Wang Long: Dragon boy, dragon boy, no, no.

Su Xiaolong: What qualities?

Wang Long: Don't be angry, don't be angry, sit down quickly! You have caused me trouble. Come on, let's welcome the No.1 goddess in our play, Jiao Jiao! Oh, my God, didn't you twist it?

Jiao Jiao: Oh.

Oh, my God! Director, come on, come on. Oh, my God, I have to go to Cannes to walk the blanket.

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