Ask a child for stand-up crosstalk. The first few lines in front of the newspaper name are as simple as possible.

Thank you for your warm applause. I can't repay you. I'm going to applaud whoever invites you to dinner and whoever goes spends money. ...

Just kidding, I really invite everyone to dinner. If you don't believe me, I'll treat you to a Chinese-Korean gourmet feast.

You said you haven't heard of it, so I'll tell you something about the menu of this North-South dish and the Manchu-Chinese banquet.

What I invited you to eat was ...