Super Funny Jokes

It is often said that it takes ten years to laugh, which shows how important laughter is to our health and happiness. A good joke can not only make people laugh, but also relieve stress and improve mood. Today we are going to list some super funny jokes to make you laugh and be happy.

Barber Shop Funny Story

One day, a customer walked into a barber store and said to the barber, "Master, give me a haircut, the uglier the better." The barber looked puzzled, but followed the customer's request and gave him a strangely ugly haircut. When the customer looked in the mirror, he was scared out of his wits and exclaimed, "This is simply the ugliest haircut in the world!" The barber calmly said, "Congratulations, you won. This is the first place winner of the 'ugliest haircut' contest held by our store, and the prize is a free haircut for a year."

2. The odd one out on the exam

On one exam, a question read, "Write a sentence that is both true and false." A student wrote, "This sentence is false." The teacher looked at the student's answer, which was marvelous, both in line with the meaning of the question and unexpected, so he gave him full marks.

3. Conversation in the Zoo

One day, a little boy saw a gorilla in the zoo and asked curiously, "Are you a male or female gorilla?" The gorilla said with a serious face, "I'm an animal." The little boy scratched his head and asked again, "So are you a male or a female animal?" The gorilla said helplessly, "I'm an ape!"

4. The Story of Buying Shoes

A woman went to a shoe store to buy shoes, tried on a pair of high heels, and realized that they didn't fit a bit. She said to the salesman, "These shoes are a bit cramped." The salesman enthusiastically said: "It's okay, this shoe has a heightening effect, wear a long time will fit the foot." The woman bought the shoes half-heartedly. The next day, she wore these shoes to work, and her feet hurt so much that she couldn't move an inch. She returned to the shoe store in a huff and said to the salesman, "You said these shoes have a heightening effect, but I wore them for a day, and my feet have thickened!"

5. Anecdotes in the subway

On the subway, a passenger said to another passenger, "Hello, I want to ask how to go to the zoo?" The other passenger said with a bemused look on his face, "Go straight ahead, get off at the third stop, then turn left and go all the way to the head and you'll see the zoo." The passenger who asked for directions thanked him and then continued to walk forward. After a few stops, he suddenly realized that he had walked into the zoo! It turned out that the passenger said "zoo" is the name of his dog.

6. A Question and Answer Session Between a Teacher and a Student

One day, the teacher asked the student, "Ming, why is your math homework always written in a mess?" Xiaoming said with an innocent face, "Teacher, I have suffered from 'homework shaking disorder' since I was a child, whenever I write homework, my hand will shake uncontrollably." The teacher cried and laughed and said, "Then why are you so good at math?" Xiao Ming said in all seriousness, "Because my shaking hands can shake off all the wrong questions!"

7. Conversation between a doctor and a patient

A patient went to the hospital and said to the doctor, "Doctor, lately I always feel weak, my limbs are weak, and my hair has started to fall out." The doctor examined him and said, "You are lacking exercise." The patient looked puzzled and said, "But I insist on running for an hour every day." The doctor said helplessly, "Then you insist on running for two hours, because what you lack is exercise!"

8. Flirting between friends

Two friends were chatting, and A said to B: "Old Wang, I heard that you recently made a girlfriend, is it true?" B said with a smug look, "That's me but charming, people love." A flirted, "I think you are loved by everyone, but avoided by dogs!" B suddenly cried and laughed.

9. exam in the oolong

A test, a student mistakenly a multiple-choice question option ABCD written as BCDA. the teacher criticized the paper, found that the student actually answered all right! It turns out that the correct answer to this question is BCDA, and the student confusedly wrote the right, can be called a miracle in the examination.

10. Dialogue in the taxi

One day, a passenger took a cab and said to the driver: "Master, please send me to Happy Valley." The driver said with a puzzled look on his face, "Happy Valley has been demolished and is now called Beijing Universal Resort." The passenger froze for a moment and said, "Then I'll go to Beijing Universal Resort." The driver added, "It's the Chinese New Year, and Beijing Universal Resort is closed." The passenger broke down and said, "Then master, can you send me to a place that will make me happy?"