Are there homophonic jokes similar to loquat and pipa?

Legend has it that there was once a county magistrate who loved loquat very much.

In order to flatter him, people specially bought a basket of good loquat.

Ba Fa, send someone to contribute first. Look at the county magistrate.

The post reads: "Send me a basket of pipa, please accept it.

I don't know The magistrate wondered, "Why did you send me a basket of peaches?"

Hey? Why is the pipa in a basket? "Then use physical objects.

Sent to the magistrate of a county, a look, but it is a basket of shiny loquat.

The magistrate wrote back with a smile and said, "Thank you, Pipa, open it.

When you see the basket, silence is better than sound. "

The person who sent the pipa was ashamed and became an instant hit.

You Shi satirized himself: "Loquat is not this pipa, but only hates that year."

Poor reading and writing skills; If the pipa can blossom and bear fruit, all the flutes in the city will open.

Flowers. "

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