QQ funny talk collection: Life is not only about the things in front of you, but also countless homework

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They say failure is the mother of success, but success means not recognizing your relatives.

2.

I didn't have any criteria for choosing a mate before, until I met you, I told myself that I couldn't have someone like you.

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If you have time to worry about love and love, it is better to think more about how to get rid of poverty and become rich.

4.

I especially hate the slogans in the cafeteria that say it's shameful to waste food. You make the food that the farmer uncles worked so hard to grow so unpalatable, and you really have the nerve to put up slogans to criticize others.

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In the past, carriages and horses were very slow, and you could only love one person in your life, but you could have three wives and four concubines.

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I may not be able to lift a hundred kilograms of stones, but if it is a hundred kilograms of famous coins, I promise to pick it up and run away.

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If you like me very much, it's because you don't understand me. If you knew me, you would love me to death.

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When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself and see if you are cute and charming enough to make others jealous.

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Life is not only about the present, but also countless tasks.

10.

People like me who don’t even know a few famous brands sometimes don’t even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

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Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.

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Take a small amount of students in a test tube, add excess homework, dissolve, and filter to get the best students and the worst students.

Adding a large number of test papers to Xueba, there is no obvious change in Xueba.

Add a small amount of test paper to the slag, all the scum will dissolve and a large number of bubbles will be generated.

13.

I wish you both have a love that everyone envies, and I wish I had money.

14.

Every day I am in a state of having a surplus of heart but not enough sleep, a surplus of heart but a lack of IQ, and a state of having a surplus of heart but not enough balance.

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One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

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I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

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If the photos still look like me when they are photoshopped, then wouldn’t my downloading of those photoshop software be in vain?

18.

Let me tell you, there are ghosts haunting the Internet, and some people will suddenly die inexplicably in the middle of typing. I had a friend last weekend. 19.

In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of my habit of swearing, but the group of mentally retarded friends around me always make me unable to help myself.

20.

Stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age. I can spend time at any time and lie down anywhere.

twenty one.

You may not believe it, but it’s my mobile phone that keeps me up late, otherwise I would have fallen asleep long ago.

twenty two.

No one is perfect in life, and I will inevitably be criticized by others. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

twenty three.

Sometimes I hate myself, I can't speak, I'm too kind, I don't have any thoughts, and I'm so cute.

twenty four.

The weather is getting colder and colder. You must take good care of yourself. Even if everyone in the world doesn't want you, don't forget that there is me, and I don't want you either.

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The classic philosophy of growth says that life is not only the carelessness in front of you, but also poetry and the fields in the distance. 1. Life is not only the carelessness in front of you, but also poetry and fields in the distance.

You came to this world with bare hands, risking everything for the sea in your heart.

2. The flowers of youth bloom and fade, making me tired but not regretful. The rain and snow in the four seasons make me intoxicated but haggard. The gentle wind, the gentle dream, the gentle morning and dusk, the faint clouds and the faint tears.

A touch of year after year.

3. Many people cannot distinguish between ideals and desires. An ideal means that when you think about it, you are happy; desire means that when you think about it, you are in pain!

4. You hold a flower and wait for someone to take you wandering.

5. The mourning of youth comes from your desireless years and passes away on your hopeless hills.

Yesterday is gone, the road ahead is long, a song has been abandoned in the four seasons before it is finished, and a dream has not yet awakened and has been surrendered to the dust, without any precautions.

6. The street where you and I are most familiar is already the setting sun.

7. Everyone stands in front of the window and looks at the world. Some people see only the mirror, and some people can't see anything.

8. You are a star, and I am the one next to you. My entire trajectory is affected by you. Even if one day you extinguish and turn into dark matter, you still affect my trajectory. Your appearance changes me forever.

star trails, no matter where you are.

9. Growth is a balance of longing and nostalgia. When it tilts and falls, what kind of voice should be used to soothe those moonless nights.