Love songs are on the road.

Juan: Hello, leaders and classmates! On behalf of our traffic police, I would like to extend my holiday congratulations to you. I wish you a happy National Day, a carefree mood and a good time!

Lei: Hello, leaders and classmates! National Day is coming. On behalf of our taxi driver, I would like to extend my first 1 1 blessing to you. I wish you a happy day and contentment! We taxi drivers are just busy this holiday ~!

Juan: That comrade!

Ray: Huh?

Juan: Come here!

Ray: Don't call me!

Juan: I am calling you!

Ray: See? This is popularity ~ who doesn't like handsome guys ~! Jing Huaer is also a person!

Juan: Comrade!

Ray: It's too sticky! You have urged me eight times in such a short time! Do you think I will go there? Past? Not in the past? But try! Dear leaders, dear Comrade Jinghua! I miss you so much ~! He won't let me come over. he

Driver's license, please! (Salute)

-alas! Don't salute! It's too expensive! I lost dozens of this hand! I recruited you. Me!

It was you who overtook at the corner just now!

No ~ ~ not me! I didn't overtake!

You didn't surpass it?

Don't!

No more than? Why did the car run behind you without overtaking the front?

Yeah ~ He's in reverse!

You must be mistaken for someone else!

No way ~! I think you are good! Looks like Feng Gong!

How can you swear? You! There are many beautiful people in Lao Feng's family! For example, Xiaogang Feng! Those big teeth are like small shovels! How can we be like Feng Gong? Feng Gong's eyes are so small! Look at our eyes ~ I can hardly open them ~! Do you know how our brothers describe you?

How to describe it?

-We say you ~ have ears like ingots, eyes like pearls ~ square face like the capital ~ What do you look like ... Ni Ping, her second aunt ~!

Very vivid! Fine 20!

-Scare me on purpose! Who doesn't know you! You are a police flower, and you care about our brother. You are said to be a big sister, better than your own mother!

Am I that old?

-Little mama!

Go directly to the bank to pay!

What a fine punishment! ..... Then take care! The road is slippery in the dark, and one foot is empty ~ two front teeth are missing!

Come back! Who do you think is missing two front teeth?

This is not a bad thing. I will give you two more gold! At that time, as soon as you rushed to the intersection, you suddenly showed two gold fangs with a smile, and the driver saw wow! The yellow light is on! Step on the gas! We'll punish whoever rushes over!

You're pathetic enough!

-our poor peasants ~!

Give me the book. Revoke your driver's license for a month!

Stop it! If you detain us for a few hours, I won't get my money back! You're not afraid! How beautiful you are ~ no one dares to mess with you at one stop on the road. When you are angry at home, there is a fire outside. There are no wrinkles on your face when you see people smiling. When you wipe your nose, you can see apples in the distance.

That's not as comfortable as you! Haven't you heard? My sister's brother races every day, makes a lot of money, contacts many people, and gossip spreads everywhere. Jet Li is Li's cousin, Andy Lau Liu and Zhao Benshan want to fly scooters on the Yellow River. The United States hit Iraq because Saddam stole the pressure cooker of George H.W. Bush ~!

Who is so short of this? This is to promote this! Do I have time? We owe people 200 yuan for the car in the blink of an eye! If you refuse to drive back to the taxi, try it!

I'll drive! You stand guard!

There are many people who stand guard better than you! Look at the cement man in police uniform on the highway, who is straighter than you! And people don't shake in the wind ~ don't run in the rain ~ occasionally a bird falls on their heads, and their attitude is good ~ ~!

If you say so, we will really change. Recently, our brigade is carrying out empathy activities. Let's change seats. I'll drive back to the taxi. How about you be a traffic coordinator!

Is this ok?

Our battalion chief took a taxi early in the morning! Didn't you see the police uniform? Did you put it there?

Whose car is this? This is! Drive away! I'll tow it for you later! It's no use inviting me to dinner!

-Who are you?

I don't know. I'm in charge!

-This is co-management?

I cann't believe I don't care about this

Huh?

Don't! Condominium! Hurry up and drive for me! Don't be too tired when driving for the first time! Just get me a 7800! According to the regulations, the 200 yuan of this car .....

Do you want me to give you money first?

What's your relationship? Give it first, give it first!

Be your coordinator!

-alas! As a co-manager, I obeyed! ....................................................................................................................................................... ........................... My grandmother told me since I was a child: You have a sharp nose, and you will be an official when you grow up! How to be a battalion chief! You can't be polite when you meet a taxi driver in the future! I don't know them yet! If you give him some sunshine, he will shine! You give a little flood, he floods! You give a broken basket, he will lay eggs when he hits it! ..... As a battalion chief, I'm so bored that I don't even have a cigarette! Is everyone like me? ..... This day is really cold! Now this coronation technology is so developed, why can't I crown my hands into two claws? First, the traffic controller is not cold. Second, it is very important to correct violations. Third, in case I can't catch up with dinner if I work overtime, I will solve it myself! ..... How dare this car run a red light! Please stop the car! This way! Really!

Oh, I'm so sorry!

Sorry, it's over! What a pity! As a policeman, look how dirty your shoes are!

Oh ~ ~ ~ Why didn't you stop me?

Why should I stop you? You are a policeman, and the roads are all opened by your family! Do you think I can't tell if you wear plain clothes?

I ran a red light!

You ran a red light, (~) I'm color blind! Everything red is green in my eyes! There is a fire brigade in front of our door. I thought it was the post office all these years! !

You are a policeman ~! You must strictly enforce the law and everyone is equal before the law, understand?

-Ming ~ Bai! Even if your daughter-in-law comes, you should deduct it!

That's right!

But my match has no head, I am single!

Who asked you! Goodbye! Bye.

Come back if you want to impound the car ~! Alas ~ alto! Don't move. Is this the way you want to go? What are you scribbling? I am Otto, my little boy. Do not bully me. My brother is Audi. ... your father is still at the Olympics! That's ridiculous! ... ouch, why is there no driver in this car? Please stop the car! Yo! Celebrity! Pan Changjiang! Who do you think is to blame for this? I just looked at the steering wheel from a distance! I thought you were unmanned! Just put a Mazar under your ass after driving! Ouch! This one wants to overtake, so I have to hide. I'll wait and see for her ~! ..................................................................................................................................................................................

I really didn't see you!

If you see me, who should I arrest? You hunter can't beat me no matter how cunning you are, good fox! ... driver's license, please!

Stop it! Master!

-Teacher ~ Dad! Give it back to Bajie! I have no intention of learning from the west! Fine 100, okay?

Life in our family is really hard!

-Yes, Tao! It's extremely difficult ~ I just moved to a new building recently, and I have no money to decorate it so far. Bought a bunch of lottery tickets and won a bottle of soy sauce!

How do you know all this!

That's what all three of them just said! Our traffic police are very relaxed ~ bathing in the wind and rain in summer, standing in the ice and snow in winter, suffering from automobile exhaust at any time. They say we are street cleaners with big caps! ..... quit! ! Am I easy? Me!

I'm easy ~! Since driving your car, you haven't eaten or even drunk saliva! A * * * met four waves. The first two were taken away by other cars, and the third one was an inquirer! I finally dragged the fourth person into the car. He asked me, do you want to buy a newspaper? I said buy!

Buy?

Others are not easy!

Oh, hey ~ you're relaxed ~ bitten by mosquitoes, and you still have the heart to tickle others? Then who will pay for this car?

I handed it in for you. Isn't that okay? Take 50 today and give you the rest tomorrow!

Really! Oh, my friends! I have been paying the police for driving a taxi for so many years. Unexpectedly, I finally saw the money today! When I see you standing guard, I like to take the catwalk. I thought you were a model! Now I understand that you are a precursor to old cold legs! Keep the money to buy a pair of knee pads! Take care of your legs and run faster when you come back to chase me for a fine!

As long as you understand our traffic police, I am warmer than wearing knee pads!

I'm happier that you can understand our brother than giving me an extra 200 yuan! (Put the money in your pocket)

In fact, I knew you were a good man. When I was on guard that day, I saw you helping an old lady cross the street and carrying rice for him!

Traditional virtue!

Do you know who that old lady is?

Your mother, I've already scouted!

You're pretending to do good! Want to make friends with me!

At first I really didn't know it was your mother, but later I knew. Once the old lady didn't want to cross the street, so I helped her over!

What did you do?

Oh, dear ~ I should have done it ~ ~ (The policeman raises his fist) Hey, the police aunt doesn't hit people!

Who says police drivers are natural enemies?

Actually, we are water and fish!

Who says we are ice and fire?

We are bees and flowers!

Who says the needle points to the wheat?

We are Vega and Cowherd!

Who said you were unhappy at first sight?

We are Pan Jinlian and Simon ... I didn't say that word!

All right! Give you your car back!

You can drive here!

I should get off work!

I have been working overtime during the New Year. Today, this is ... well, how about I give you a ride!

-All right! National day! I also pressed enter! My mother will see you soon!

Don't! ! Don't! ! ! I'm totally unprepared!

Prepare what! You don't want to go

Ah! I don't wanna go! ..... This is not right! Where is that?

Go to kindergarten to pick up the children first!

—…………

My sister's!

Isn't everyone the same? This man is really! ! ! Always thinking about who this is. This is! ! !

Come back!

I'll drive!

-Curtain call first!