Liu Xiaoguang's New Year's lines

Husband and wife get on the bus

Husband: Daughter-in-law you sit here ah, you sit here, I sit.

Liu Xiaoguang: (grabbed the seat, to the window) Goodbye! This is a few ways this.

Husband: that, brother, discuss something

Liu Xiaoguang: say it

Husband: that, we are a piece of, you change the seat of it

Liu Xiaoguang: ah, then you sit on her lap of it

Husband: no, you see are out of the door, you take care of it, okay?

Liu Xiaoguang: No, I so sit upside down I get carsick. The last time I sat upside down, I went home to me dizzy for four days did not get up in the bed.

Wife: Husband, then you sit there

Husband: I do not sit, do not sit. You let a little bit of it

Liu Xiaoguang: No, we take care of each other, I'm seasick, ah you see now on the nausea (do nausea)

Husband: that I do not sit down, a moment to the station

Liu Xiaoguang: that you do not sit down? Then you do not sit, then I'm so whole. Oops this guy. (open window)

Wife: husband, I'm a little cold

Husband: cold ah? Wait a moment ah (close the window)

Liu Xiaoguang opened the window, the husband then closed the window.

Liu Xiaoguang: ah, ah, ah mom, give me clip a bubble you give me clip. (open window)

Husband: Hey, who's lighter it. (flip). Is your lighter dropped? Is not yours?

Liu Xiaoguang: brother, you superfluous to pull this, I just close the window on the end of it

Fat: Hey, told you not to call me, do not call me. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not in a good mood. What? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it," he said. Occupy the seat and put it here ah, who pack ah? Whose? Throwing ah

Liu Xiaoguang: my, hey

Fatty: How is this day so hot, this car ah. You will not put the window open ah?

Liu Xiaoguang: do not dare to that

Fat: this why do not dare to this

Liu Xiaoguang: hey, who lighter dropped ah. Come on, come over to swing a little, come on. Do not whirl that, you are also afraid of individuals ah

Fat sleep, her husband quietly closed the window, Liu Xiaoguang shouted, fat woke up

Fat: What ah, who? Aiya, you blindly roar what the hell you blindly roar? You closed ah

Liu Xiaoguang: No, not I closed

Husband: Aiya, too hot, today I wear hot

Fat: No, you this person how to give us two prick is not it ah? Open up! (Close the window)

The husband quietly closed the window. Liu Xiaoguang is ready to slap the fat man awake, the husband shouted. The fat man woke up.

Liu Xiaoguang: Aiya this bus is too hot

Fatty: hot you will not open the window ah. You this person why so beaten it I found you, open open! (open the window)

Liu Xiaoguang: not I closed, I am indeed wronged

Fat: I tell you ah, you close with me again you see me cut you do not sleep a sleep is not good

Husband wanted to close the window, was Liu Xiaoguang grabbed the hand

Liu Xiaoguang: alas, big brother, look, close the window that boy let me catch it

Fat: not, what? Buddy ah

Liu Xiaoguang: asked you to say, what

Fat: not your business. What do you mean ah

Husband: Hey, big brother, the window is indeed I closed. What's going on, my daughter-in-law is pregnant, afraid of the wind

Wife: that, brother, I that pregnant, I'm a little afraid of the wind, I think off a little

Liu Xiaoguang: you're pregnant, you said that it is not the end of it

The fat man: the pregnant still need to say that pregnant, that pregnant women are afraid of the wind do not know it? Close! A little love is not there

Liu Xiaoguang: that in the end is open or closed it

Fatty: closed! (closing the window). What the heck

Liu Xiaoguang: I got up this morning and my right eyelid jumped.

The window was bumped open and Liu Xiaoguang tried to close it, just as Fatty grabbed it.

Fatty: What are you doing? You think I'm asleep is not

Liu Xiaoguang: it is not I open, it 鈥墪 open, self open

Fatty: how open? You this person how things, I found you it. I tell you ah, today I am sleepy, I do not want to take care of you, if you dare to give me another open (do fan his posture)

Liu Xiaoguang: I really wronged

Liu Xiaoguang with the radio pretend to make a phone call

Liu Xiaoguang: hit him, hit him! (Fatty startled) how do you call me as soon as the dry battle, he the other side is now what formation now? Ah, how, who, you fight let me go over to do what. To picture that, ah, I bring 200 people over to the okay. Ah, I said with 200 people, I said 200 people enough? Two hundred people, you deaf ah, ah, his opponent now take weapons ah? With what? Scissors? Okay, I'll get you a push, five minutes, okay! (Fat man interrupted)

Fat man: Hey, brother, what's the matter, dry war it ah, said the formation of what, the picture is not? Come to me to help you find some people, two hundred people are not necessarily enough, come to me to find you some people (grab the radio) come come come

Liu Xiaoguang: do not have to find

Fat: No, I found you with a broken radio, you put aside to scare me ah? What do you want?

Liu Xiaoguang: no, that what, I listen to the commentary it

Fat: I found you this person how to (grab Liu Xiaoguang)

Liu Xiaoguang: big brother you see, the window may be open

Fat: put this to go, quickly. Get up! Come brother, come and sit down

Husband: brother I will stand for a while

Fatty: Come on, I can not sleep well, accompany me to nag me to kowtow to. (Husband sits) Where is your family from?

Husband: Tiexi

Fat: nagging it! (Liu Xiaoguang moved to the side) home where

Husband: Tiexi, big brother you?

The fat man: I Huanggu's

Liu Xiaoguang: that, I also Huanggu's

The fat man: hold!

The fat man: do what, lead your daughter-in-law to check?

Husband: En

Fat: Boys and girls ah

Husband: four months can not see

Fat: Boys and girls are good I tell you, the boy we also have to JI, the girl is also good, right

Husband: Yes

Fighter: Sawadeeka! Sawa cool, love you ah Sai yo, I love you (do boxing action)

Liu Xiaoguang: Yunpeng?

Fighter: ah? It is Xiaoguang?

Liu Xiaoguang: It's me

Fighter: Brother Guang! (Embrace) how many years have not seen ah

Liu Xiaoguang: ah ah ah ah, you hit people so hard it

Fighter: ah, I practice.

Liu Xiaoguang: boxing ah

Fighter: what are you doing? Others are sitting, why are you standing ah

Liu Xiaoguang: bullied

Fighter: who ah?

Liu Xiaoguang: bus heat. Get up! (Husband stood up)

Fighter: who dares to bully Xiaoguang ah

Liu Xiaoguang: the bus is hot, I open the window, they talk to me seven ah eight, nagging some useless

Fighter: not allowed to open the window, is not it?

Liu Xiaoguang: En

Fighter: I'll open it open, who do not let open ah

Liu Xiaoguang: asked you to say it. Hey, you swing again to show him, will also swing that

Fat: No, brother, brother (on the shoulder of the boxer).

Liu Xiaoguang: we one ah

Fat: tell you something, the car inside there is a pregnant woman. (Whispering) Understand

Fighter: Stop the car right now!

Liu Xiaoguang: good, down to the ground to play wide

Fighter: stop! The car stopped. Ah hit (pick Liu Xiaoguang hat, smashed head)

Liu Xiaoguang: It's me

Fighter: is not a man?

Liu Xiaoguang: Yes

Fighter: car inside a pregnant woman, in that nook and cranny drumming what window to play with you, hurry up and close to me! With you this kind of person sitting in the car are off my grade know not, do not say know me in the future

Liu Xiaoguang pick up the hat, the crowd laughed

Fat: Savadika (ridicule), Muay Thai (laughs)

Liu Xiaoguang smiled bitterly, continue to put the window

Fat: come brother, leave this phone to brother. Brother has a request, when the child is born

Husband: recognize you as a godfather

Fatty: Well, I want this. Brother to the station, brother off ah. (shoot Liu Xiaoguang) brother, a little love, ah

Husband: Let's go, we also arrived at the station

Wife: that, brother ah, today we are misunderstandings, you do not go to the heart ah, thank you ah

Liu Xiaoguang: dedication to the love of no matter what

Husband: Thank you ah

Liu Xiaoguang: I'll open open open, I opened open open how, I'm just driving back and forth. I'm just going to drive back and forth. I'll take the seat (shoes off), what can happen, I see who dares to squeak. You which, the royal aunt, the royal aunt of more what you royal aunt (fan air)

Female 2: do what it big brother (Liu Xiaoguang take shoes). Occupy the seat ah?

Liu Xiaoguang: No, for you to occupy. You're the only one ah?

Female 2: Yes, I'm alone

Liu Xiaoguang: No one to accompany you ah?

Female 2: No

Liu Xiaoguang went to the window and stood

Female 2: What are you doing ah brother?

Liu Xiaoguang: offer some love

Women 2: you offer what love it, this wind are blocked for you, how hot ah

Liu Xiaoguang: key you, you are not afraid of the wind it

Women 2: I how I am afraid of the wind ah

Liu Xiaoguang: you do not get pregnant

Women 2: sick ah you ah (Liu Xiaoguang rolled out of the window) I'm not married! I'm not married yet, he said I'm pregnant, you say let me how to marry

Liu Xiaoguang: big sister

Women 2: Who ah (Liu Xiaoguang outside the window to do the chase)

Liu Xiaoguang: hand me the bag

Women 2: how you go down it

Liu Xiaoguang: I arrived at the station

Women 2: give

Liu Xiaoguang: that's what, you take the The window must also be closed, you are afraid of the wind

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