Jokes about kites or embroidery (I want to design ppt about folk art, I hope everyone can help)

Guo Zhongshu is good at drawing, but if someone asks him to draw, he often doesn't give it to him, and only starts writing when he is in the mood.

When he lived in Qixia, a rich man liked his paintings and treated him well with good wine every day. It was a long time before he said he wanted to paint and gave him a piece of plain silk. I thought when Susie got older, the picture got bigger.

Who knows Guo Zhongshu drew a child for him, holding a string to fly a kite, and the kite string was stretched for several feet, filling all the plain silk. The rich family was furious and immediately cut off contact with Guo Zhongshu.

In Chinese class, the teacher asked the students to use the metaphor of "broken kite". Xiao Ming wrote: "Mom is on a business trip, and Dad is floating around like a kite with a broken line."

My son is flying a kite at the door, but he can't let it go. Dad saw it and said, "Wait,

Play it for me once. "

After that, he told his son to stand aside, let him hold the kite string by himself, seize the opportunity and put the kite in the sky at once.

Dad is addicted to it, dragging the line for a while, relaxing for a while, and playing very seriously. Son beside couldn't help it, begged:

"Dad, it's time for me to let go."

"hmm? I hate it, stand aside. "

"No, no, I want to play!"

The child stubbornly tugged at his father's skirt, and his father said with an expression:

"Well, the child is really difficult. If I had known this, I wouldn't have brought you! "

Classic joke: a small haircut

Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...

Dakang visited Azhou. It happened that Zhou was away, and his wife was just embroidering. After reading it, Dakang said that your embroidery is really beautiful! Zhou's wife said, I'm flattered. If you like, I will embroider one for you, too. Dakang came home and told his wife about it, and praised Azhou's wife for her proper answer. A few days later, Azhou came to visit Dakang. It happened that he was not at home, and his wife was playing with the child in her arms. One week, your children are so beautiful, chubby and cute! Dakang's wife proudly said, you did! I'll give birth to one for you if you like.