Seeking crosstalk words

Registration is one of crosstalk jokes, and crosstalk (menu) is divided into big newspapers and tabloids. Big newspapers are widely used now, but tabloids have been lost (Manchu-Chinese banquet and Chinese banquet are reported separately)

The following is the menu of broadsheet:

Four dried, four fresh, four candied fruits, four cold meats, three sweet bowls and four snacks. The four stalks are black melon seeds, white melon seeds, walnut dip and sugar almonds. Sixian County, Beishan Apple, Shenzhou Peach, Guangdong Litchi, Guilin Horseshoe. Four candied fruit, green plum, orange cake, round meat, melon strips.

Four cold cuts of meat, whole lamb liver, crab legs, boiled chicken and fried ribs. Three sweet bowls, lotus seed porridge, almond catechu, steamed rice with sugar. Four snacks, hibiscus cake, Lama cake, fried dumplings, fried dumplings.

Steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roasted goose, cooked pig, cooked duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flowers, small belly, dried meat and sausage.

Assorted Pan Suer, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, glutinous rice duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, stewed meat, stewed goose, pheasant, preserved rabbit, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed chop suey horse.

Braised pork tenderloin, stewed duck tenderloin, stewed duck strips, mixed shredded duck, yellow tube, stewed eel, stewed eel, catfish in soy sauce, fried carp, steamed turtle, fried prawn, soft fried tenderloin and soft fried chicken.

Crispy oil roll, stewed western Western jackdaw, fried fresh mushrooms, fried preserved fish, fried fish belly, fried fish bones, fried fish slices, and fried pork slices with vinegar.

Braised Samson, Braised Mushroom, Braised Whole Clam, Braised pigeon eggs, Stir-fried Shrimp, Braised Shrimp, Braised Kidney Flower, Braised Sea Cucumber and Fried Tendons.

Boiled sea cucumber, boiled cabbage, fried ears, fried frog, osmanthus wings, steamed wings, fried birds, fried slices, steamed scallops, fried glutinous rice with sugar.

Stir-fried shredded chicken, stir-fried pork belly, assorted tofu, assorted diced meat, rotten duck, rotten crab, rotten fish, rotten fish slices, fried crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed pumpkin, fried loofah, stuffed melon, stewed chicken feet, stewed duck feet, stewed bamboo shoots and stewed duck feet. Sam sun osmanthus soup!

Red meatballs, white meatballs, stir-fried meatballs, fried meatballs, south fried meatballs, alfalfa meatballs, three fresh meatballs, Four Joy Meetballs, shrimp meatballs, preserved fish meatballs, stir-fried meatballs, tofu meatballs and preserved meat meatballs.

Yipin Meat, Cherry Meat, Horse Tooth Meat, Braised Red Meat, Braised Yellow Meat, Canned Meat, Braised Meat, Loose Meat, Canned Meat, Barbecued Meat, Barbecued Meat, White Meat, Sauced Tofu Meat.

Red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, sauce tofu elbow, roast elbow.

Stewed mutton, roasted mutton, roasted mutton, stewed mutton, instant-boiled mutton, spiced mutton, fried mutton.

Three kinds of fried fish, three kinds of fried fish, braised silver wire, braised Sandan, fried white miscellaneous, three fresh shark's fin, chestnut chicken, fried live carp, salted duck and cheese chicken.

Braised navel and braised catkin.

Braised pork knuckles with brine, braised pig's trotters, stir-fried clams, braised jiaozi, fried liver tips, fried pork intestines, roasted baogai, heartburn, roasted lung, braised mushrooms, asparagus, jellyfish, magnolia slices, fried sugar and pickled sugar.

Spinning yam, shredded pork, sole, eight-generation fish, yellow croaker, crucian carp, shad, salmon, roasted sea cucumber, roasted bird's nest, roasted chicken leg, roast chicken block, grilled fish, barbecue, roasted gluten, roasted three kinds, red meat pot, white meat pot, assorted pot, yipin pot and braised pork pot.

Han Xin calculated the divination.

Emperor gaozu had a way to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, with a monarch on the top, a minister on the bottom and a good citizen on the bottom.

There was a wise king named Han Xin, who destroyed Chu and brought his country to China.

On this day, I was wandering in the street, doing nothing, and saw a six-awned shed in southern Shandong.

There is a Taoist priest sitting in the shed of Liuyi, with an extraordinary appearance.

Nine Liang Jin Dao wears nine Liang and eight diagrams fairy clothes.

Water, fire, silk, tapestry, waist, water socks, cloud shoes, two feet to wear.

The old man didn't wear trousers. He threw the stirrup from the saddle and got off the horse.

He walked into the six-pointed star shed and took out a sign, but he never talked with a smile.

Mouth respect voice: "Taoist, I want you to listen. You can calculate who can take the lead in the Wanma camp. "

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Who can drink three glasses of yellow wine? Whose chest can the golden seal be hung on? "

Hearing this, the old man opened his eyes and took the copper box in his hand.

There are three copper coins in it, which have been put away for a long time.

The list and books are there, and he is busy arranging the hexagrams.

I watched it for a long time and said, "I think you can be the leader of Wanma Camp, and the handsome flag can stand in front of your door."

You can drink three glasses of royal wine from Huanggao, and the golden seal can be hung on your chest. "

It's just that the three wise kings laughed, but the Taoist divination did not die.

You have to pinch me and count me. How many years can I live? "

The old man listened and waved. I know you're afraid of falling out. It doesn't count if you don't pinch two. I count you 33 years old.

A wise king of Saint Qi was furious, bold and full of nonsense.

Sean in my court gave me a divination, and he calculated that my life span was seventy-three.

We have nothing to worry about and nothing to hate. Why did you ruin my 40th birthday?

I'll spare you if you get Yangshou back, or you won't live under the sword of Qingfeng.

The Taoist stood up with a smile, saluted the general and made him listen to you.

Will Liang's meeting with you break down? Let me explain the reason thoroughly.

You shouldn't bury your mother alive in front of Jiuli Mountain. God will lose her life for eight years.

Second, you shouldn't ask for directions. If you chop down the woodcutter, God will lose his life for two to eight years.

Third, don't set an ambush in Kowloon. God will live three years less.

Fourth, you shouldn't force the overlord to draw his sword and commit suicide on the banks of the Wujiang River. God will lose his life for four or eight years.

Five shouldn't have been worshipped by the high emperor, but the minister bullied you and lost five eight-year lives.

Forty years of life will pass away in May and August. How many years do you think you can live?

It seems futile to fight for fame and fortune, even if you are a holy king of Sanqi.

Han Xin looked up again, but couldn't see where the hexagrams shed was.

A blue cloud floated away, and the old road floated for nine days.

I can't sing a word without Han Xin's divination. May you be as blessed as the East China Sea and live longer than the South Mountain.