Who has a funny little story ah, happy!

and husband together for four years, in my eyes, he is more often like a southern China man, at home he loves to cook and do housework, and occasionally there is a child temper. The funny thing about him is that there are a lot of funny things going on, so if you're interested, I'll tell you about them slowly.

The first time he went to a hospital in China, he fell in the bathroom and went for a checkup because his eyes hurt. He didn't speak Chinese as well as he does now, so he stuttered a lot, but he liked to look pretty. So when he saw the doctor, he tried to explain the symptoms to the doctor himself, and ended up stuttering for a long time.

The doctor helped him to do a simple examination, said in a serious way: "The outside is not very visible, it seems to do a brain examination, I suspect that affects the brain nerves, speech a little slurred. "He was so embarrassed that he never opened his mouth again.

Then he went to have his eyesight checked, because Korean eyesight charts are in English or numbers, while China has downward and upward symbols, which he was seeing for the first time, but he was too careless to notice, and then something funny happened.

The doctor points to the downward sign and he says "M", the doctor is surprised

The doctor points to the upward sign and he says "W", the doctor starts to get depressed

The doctor points to the right sign and he says "E". "E", the doctor starts sweating,

Finally, the doctor points to the symbol to the left, and he says: "This watch is broken, there is no such word! "The doctor broke down on the spot and said, "Where did you get that!!!! "

Singing Karaoke

Hubby is super "patriotic", but the country is China. He loves to sing Chinese songs, and we always laugh at him.

Once at home, my husband suddenly said to me, "Today I learned a new song."

"What song?" I laughed. I laughed.

"Sweet Honey." He said smugly.

"Really? That song is a classic, sing it to me ......"

"Okay." So he started to close his eyes, and in a self-absorbed manner started to sing, "Sweet honey, sweet honey sweet honey~~ sweet honey sweet honey sweet honey sweet honey ............" The sentiment then learned the three words, the whole song is sung with these three words ah!

Husband's last name is Jin, my last name is Li, are the country's big name, huh?

Once, we were watching TV, he put a P, I picked up the pillow a burst of beatings, and said, "You fart spirit!"

However, putting a P is a human instinct, and I can't help but make mistakes. This time it was his turn to talk about me, and he learned from my scolding words and scolded me as well, "You fart Li!"

It turns out that he thought I was calling him a "fart jin" last time~I still haven't explained to him the difference between jin and jin because I think fart li is much more civilized than fart jin, lol.

Meet your parents for the first time before you get married

Because my husband is Korean, and his family is not rich, my mom didn't understand why I liked him (after all, girls nowadays are very realistic, and people in Zhejiang generally want to find a local son-in-law), and she was very opposed to our relationship at first. So, my husband decided, go to my house a trip, do a good job with the prospective mother-in-law's relationship, after my lobbying, mom finally agreed.

Korean dramas weren't popular at that time, so mom didn't really understand Korean customs.

As soon as my husband entered my house, he made a 90-degree bow: "Hello mom!" (Because in Korea, friends' mothers are also addressed as mom."

My mom was shocked and returned a bow, "Call auntie, not mom."

Because in Korea young people bow and old people don't have to bow back, my husband was shocked and made another 120-degree bow, "Hello Auntie!"

My mom, seeing him bow so much, returned another bow with the Chinese idea: "Please come in."

Husband gave another bow of I don't know how many hundred degrees, "Thank you auntie!"

My mom couldn't take it anymore, and was busy saying to me, "Tell him to stop bowing and pulling, my old back is about to break!"

Later, my husband also told me that if he bowed again that day, it would be 180 degrees, and he would have to crawl into my house.

Husband often said, China is a vast country, there are many, many things Korea does not have, he can not see all his life.

On this day, I bought some fresh lychees for the dormitory where he lives and ate them with him. Since there are no lychees in Korea, my husband took out his dictionary to learn the word properly, and I took the time to wash my hands.

When I came back, I saw his expression of pain, there is a lychee kernel on the table, there is no lychee shell, immediately understand what is going on, laughing maniacally. He said glumly, "This stuff tastes really weird."

But then, after I patiently taught him, he fell madly in love with lychee and wouldn't stop eating it until his nose bleeds, after all, it's such a good thing you can't buy it even if you want to in Korea.

Husband went to Australia to study for 3 years after graduating from college. But when he arrived in China, he had forgotten almost all of his English, and changed his language to Chinese.

When I was attending a language institute in Korea, most of my classmates were Westerners and Japanese, and I was the only Chinese. One time, my husband came to pick me up from class, and happened to run into my classmates who were invited to dinner together, so he went along. During the meal, we talked in English. The students asked how we met, and my husband said very classically:

"wemetin that university,she that teachme that chinese."

Hearing my classmates look at each other, I don't know why.

Hubby views the Japanese the same way I do, admiring their civilization and hating their government's attitude toward history.

On one occasion, I was looking at pictures of beautiful women on the internet (lol, sorry, personal preference). I found a temperamental beauty and asked my husband to look at it.

Husband said, "Not bad, very pretty, is Sichuan, right?"

I said, "It seems to be Korean."

He immediately said, "The nose is fake."

Then I saw the note below that it was a Japanese MM

Husband said again, "Get rid of the computer."

Waterfall Sweat -_- ;;;;

There was a bout of philandering Gutenberg, so he put his picture on the desktop of the computer. Hubby got jealous and came over to protest, to no avail. So he changed the desktop of his work laptop to a photo of Quan Zhixian, and I had no reaction.

After ten minutes, he took the laptop to me again, and I realized that this time it was replaced with a picture of Britney Spears, and I continued to have no reaction.

After another ten minutes, he once again took his laptop and deliberately harassed me in front of me, and I realized that it was actually a picture of a pig, so I said to him, "This one suits you best."

He said smugly, "That's right, because I thought of you when I saw it."

So, there was another beating, but after the beating I also changed my computer desktop to a picture of a pig, hehe, the pig also need to be in pairs ah.

Family has a hard time reading the script, life is sour and sweet. I have a very strong character, so it is inevitable to quarrel with my husband.

Every time we quarrel to the climax, he and I can not help but pop up with the hometown language to, I scolded with the Zhejiang language: "You brain fine ride on the jail it! Table thought the nest is a good bully of the female silver ......" He was also angry, with the Busan language said: "$$^%$$$#$#^^%$*^%&*...... "

Argued to the end, we each cursed each, as if in the opera, can not help but laugh, automatically reconciled to pull ~ ~

So my husband always said, find a foreign wife's biggest advantage is that when the fight is difficult to understand the words, will not be sad ah ~ ~

Television, the Korean male celebrities are very well developed muscles, that's their The result of the exercise. I looked at my husband's white, fat stomach, I can not help but sigh: "Look at you ah, all fat, and do not exercise, too unlike!"

Husband said with a resigned face, "I exercise every day ah?"

I was surprised: "Ah? What exercise ah"

He said seriously "breathing exercise."

Another beating.

Korean men love to drink, and it's one of my pet peeves. So before we got married, I made a pact with him that he would not drink until there were special circumstances, or else bye-bye. My husband actually quit drinking under my coercion.

Wedding day, there is a ceremony is the couple drink a cup of wine, is a bottle of champagne (brand I forget, as if it is long red it?). . We drank it all in one go to the applause of everyone. Hubby said to the emcee in retrospect, "This wine tastes so good, can I have another one?"

One time for a small thing and husband quarrel, usually if I ignore him, he after ten minutes will come over to coax me. But on this day, he also took the tactic of ignoring me, and as a result, I was angry on top of angry. So I opened the computer, wrote him an E-MAIL, the content is to say, you do not love me at all, let's divorce, the world's most annoying person is you ...... and so on.

Sort of venting.

Then it wasn't much later, we made up again, and I remembered the letter I had written when I was angry, so I went into his mailbox and deleted the unread email.

The next night, my husband came home, hung his head and said to me, "I saw your letter, why do you want to divorce me?"

I was surprised, so I asked, "I deleted that letter ah, how can you still see it?"

He touched my head and pretended to be deep and said "Because your brain is made of stone and you forgot to clean out the s**t bucket."

When I first bought the stock, I was always wavering, not knowing when to dump it.

So I asked my husband out of habit.

"Husband, up a little bit today, looks like it's going down, should I throw."

Hubby was reading a novel and said without looking back, "Throw it."

The result was a big jump after the throw, and my husband was kicked and punched by me.

Later, "Husband, today seems to rise quite fast ah, to throw?"

Husband considered and said, "Then let it go."

The result was a big drop after that.

Another plunge.

And then later, "Hubby, this stock I bought today ......"

The words were not finished when my husband opened the closet door and ducked in, "Don't hit me!"

When I was angry, I often scolded him: you useless thing!

On one occasion, the TV showed a medical association in the United States shipping medical ** to the country to make money.

I said: "Hmph! I said, "Hmph! "

Husband asked "what is foreign **. "

I said, "It's the useless stuff that comes in from abroad. "

Hubby blinked and said, "You mean me? "

Afterwards, we continued to watch TV, and a program on the rights of migrant workers came on.

He asked again: "What is a migrant worker? "

I said: "It's people who come from other cities to work in Hangzhou. "

Husband said happily: "Then I'm a foreign laborer! "

I smiled and said: "Very true! "

My catchphrase is: "Not generally ...... "For example, when I come back from work, I will say, "Today is not generally tired. " Sometimes I praise my husband's cooking, I will say, "Not generally delicious."

One time a good friend of mine came to my house to play, and talked about the weight loss problem that women often talk about.

My good friend said, "I've gained a lot of weight lately."

My husband blurted out, "Not just any fat."

Later, after my husband's profound review and my repeated explanations, my friend only subsided.

On one occasion, I went to visit my grandmother, and my husband was watching TV with her, who was 86 years old.

The TV showed a guy playing bocce ball, and then gave a close-up of the ball.

Grandma said, "Wow, what a big watermelon."

My husband said, "Grandma, this is a bowling ball."

Grandma asked, "What's a bowling ball?"

He said "A bowling ball is, that big ...... round one ...... that you play with when you go to the bowling alley ....... " Looking at his grandmother's puzzled eyes, he finally said, "Well, it's a watermelon!"

After the marriage registration, my husband went to my house. Before he went there, he asked me how to call his wife's mom in China. I said, should be called mother-in-law or mother-in-law, he nodded and said remember.

So when I got home at night, my husband saw my mom and said with a big smile on his face, "Mother-in-law! "

Mom's expression of embarrassment, I was about to correct him, only to see him bow to my father, said with great enthusiasm: "mother-in-law good! "

No wonder my mom keeps saying that this kid is good at everything else, but he's just stupid.

The same kind of mistake occurs in the usage of "wife" and "old woman".

One time I was shopping with a friend and I was late, so I sent him a short message. A minute later, my husband replied:

"I'm waiting for you at home, granny, take your time. I love you! "

So I replied: "old man, you eat dinner alone, the old woman's teeth are not good, outside the porridge. "

In Korea, if a man has thick hair, it's called sexy, which is a positive word.

On one occasion, my mother-in-law came to China for a visit and stayed at my house. On the weekend, there was a family gathering to celebrate my cousin who had just returned from his studies in Singapore.

My cousin was a fan of Xiaogang at the time, so he grew a mustache like him and thought it looked good. When my mother-in-law saw it, she pointed at my cousin and said something to my husband. My cousin happened to see it and jokingly asked him what my mother-in-law said.

The result was that my husband said loudly: "Mom said you are a hairy young man, very handsome! "

Everyone laughed, and my cousin was nicknamed "Hairy Boy".

Husband is not a romantic person, I often say he is not romantic enough, he is not convinced.

One weekend, we went shopping, and my husband said, "You wait, oh, I'll be right back.

After a while, he ran over with a handful of yellow roses and said, "Wife, for you~~"

Yellow roses represent a breakup and a breakup. I couldn't help but ask him, "Why don't you buy red roses, yellow roses are for breakups! "

His eyes widened in surprise: "Really? But I'm color blind! "

On one occasion, at the West Lake, we came across a small beggar, pulling us to ask for money.

So my husband took out a dollar coin from his pants pocket and gave it to him. Then just walked two steps, and ran into a small beggar, pestering us for money. Hubby smiled and said to him: "You wait a moment ~" and then returned to the first small beggar just there, I was wondering it, only to hear him say: "You find to me 50 cents it ~ ~" wild dizzy!

My father-in-law died early, mother-in-law one person with three children, very hard, so I and my husband are quite respect her.

Mother-in-law is a traditional woman, she thinks that after marriage, a woman should be a housewife, a man can not enter the kitchen, but I was spoiled at home, a lot of housework can not be done, it is my husband to take care of me. So when my mother-in-law came to our home in Busan from Ulsan, we bought some ready-made food from outside and told her that I had prepared it (a little bad, huh?).

While we were eating, my mother-in-law pointed to a spicy rice cake and said, "This tastes really good, better than anything I've ever made. "

Husband got a little carried away and actually said, "Of course, it's expensive too! "

I made a wink at him, and he reflected, and said, "This is not from the restaurant downstairs, and the price I'm talking about is the price of the rice cakes! "

After my mother-in-law left, my husband was again beaten by me, but from that time onwards I also began to learn to do simple Korean food, after all, cooking for the family is a very happy thing, and sometimes, two people together in the kitchen there is a kind of indescribable happiness.

My husband met me through a friend's introduction the first week he arrived in China. I naturally became his Chinese teacher.

As you know, if you talk to the same person a lot, your tone of voice will become very similar to his, especially when you are learning a language.

As expected, after a few months of hard work, my husband's Chinese improved greatly, but he was often laughed at by his friends for speaking in such a feminine tone. At that time, he most often said two words are

You this person how such a la ~~~~

Ouch, ** dead la ~ ~ ~ (such as, ouch, noisy dead la ~ ~)

Writing here, I myself cold a, a big man, with that tone of voice to speak not to be laughed at is also difficult. Every time I talk about it, my husband blames me and says he spent a lot of time trying to change his tone.

One time my husband and another friend went to a snack bar for dinner. He asked the owner what the specialties were, and the owner said they had very good fried chicken.

Hubby smartly told his friend that the chicken is the chicken in the field, the flavor must be very good, so he ordered one.

What's even more ridiculous is that when the boss served the food, the two of them didn't even realize it and ate it with gusto. When we got home and talked about what we ate today, I told them that the frogs were frogs, and they were surprised for half a day.

So I asked my husband, "Can't you tell a frog from a chicken? Idiot! "

Husband said with a red face, "I thought the chickens in the fields in China were that small! "

There was a time when we lived in the neighborhood, there is a family's dog barking very hard, day and night, and is the kind of screaming, I have a nervous breakdown.

Later, I really can't stand it anymore, let my husband call the police. He also can not stand, on the phone to the police, this side of the situation and the address said.

Then, the two of us in the home to steal joy, waiting for ** to solve this problem, but left waiting for the right wait, did not wait for ** to come, so strange.

Then, the phone rang, my husband picked up a pick up, it was **. ** said they did not hear the dog barking near the place we reported, and said, if you play **, is very dangerous behavior.

We were so confused that my husband told them the address again and it turned out that he had reported the wrong address!

This stupid husband, I really want to let ** arrested him!

There are a lot of differences between China and Korea, which I like to call "Chinese characteristics".

For example, we went to Yan'an Road on the weekend, and it was so crowded that my husband exclaimed that the stores in China were doing so well, and that there were so few people in Korea. So I said: "This is a Chinese specialty, Korea has it! "

And for example, we went to the West Lake, my husband said, Korea does not have such a big lake, only the sea. So I said again: "This is a Chinese characteristic, Korea has it! "

But I generally say good phenomenon, if encountered spitting ah what uncivilized phenomenon, I will say: "Chinese people's quality is improving, it takes time. "

When I first arrived in Busan, I was not accustomed to the strange smell of Busan's underground strings. Because Busan is by the sea and the whole city is built on a hill, the sewage system is not as smooth as in the plains, and there is often a bad smell coming out, especially on rainy days.

On one occasion, my husband and I were walking down the street when we suddenly smelled a strange odor. So I said: "It stinks, I can't stand it. "

Hubby learned my words and said: "This is a Busan specialty, Hangzhou has it! "

I laughed out loud and said, "What does Korea need such a stinky specialty for? "

He realized that he was wrong and added: "Busan's stinky quality is improving, it takes time. "

It made me laugh.

Hubby always thinks he speaks Chinese so well that people can't hear him.

On one occasion, a friend of his wanted to rent a house in Hangzhou, and the house was already in his sights, so he asked him to help him communicate with the landlord.

Before meeting with the landlord, he told his friend not to say anything, otherwise people will know that you are a foreigner, it's not good, and some people will ask for more money on purpose, and then tell the landlord that they are Korean after negotiating the price.

So his friend went with him adoringly and didn't say a word, his husband was the only one talking.

After things were almost settled, the landlord said to my husband, "You're foreigners, aren't you?"

My husband was very surprised and asked, "How do you know?"

The landlord said classically, "I heard you the first time you said it."

When his friend came back to tell me about this, my husband was still not convinced, saying he was not in the state that day,hollister, haha,hollister france, love beauty and dead face of the man!

Korean food is indeed not very suitable for Chinese MM, because it is too spicy, and there are not many vegetables.

But Chinese food is too oily, and some foreigners hate it, but it's definitely at the top of the world's cuisine in terms of color and flavor.

My husband is a big fan of Chinese food, especially hot pot in winter.

I still remember the first time I took him to eat hot pot, also a winter, together to eat old Shandong beef hot pot.

I always thought that eating hot pot was too simple, put the ingredients down and shabu-shabu, you can eat it, it's very convenient, so I didn't explain much to him, eat, who wouldn't?

It didn't take long for me to realize that my husband was fretting, so I asked him what was wrong and if it wasn't good.

The result is that he said: "Eat this is too much of a loss, a very big thing to put down, immediately become very small, a moment can not be found."

It turned out that after he put the material down, he could never find it again, and while everyone was savoring the delicious food, he was there searching for the material he put down, not knowing that the material he put down had long been eaten by other people's pincers!

One time we went to the bookstore together to buy a Korean dictionary, because at that time it was after shopping, so take a lot of things, go in to buy a book if you want to save something first, more trouble. I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you.

There were 2 colors of Korean dictionaries, one with a purple cover and one with a yellow cover, and I didn't know which one to buy, so I held them up to him and asked him which one to buy.

At this point, I heard him shouting, "Buy the very yellow one," in case I couldn't hear him! Buy the very yellow one!"

I really wanted to find a hole in the ground, but my stupid husband didn't know anything about it!

Hubby had just learned the word "dozen" and thought it was a good one, so he practiced it a lot in his life.

So when he bought an apple, he said, "Give me a dozen apples." The apple seller had no choice but to give him 12.

I told him to get a Coke, and he came back with 12 more, so I guess the kiosk died of joy.

One time, he did not know what to eat eat more, has been put P.

I can not stand, I scolded him: "You can not bear it, want to smoke people ah!"

He hemmed and hawed and said, "Immediately good, and then put two is a dozen!"

When the words fell, I threw a slipper over.

When we first got married, the two of us were particularly sticky, and we called each other "piggy" and "piggy" all day long (to disgust ourselves).

One weekend, I went back to my mom's house for dinner. After dinner, my mom went upstairs to do the laundry. I went to my room and took out a hat, and said to my husband, "Give this to mom, and let her put it in the washing machine.

So my husband took the hat and ran upstairs, and I wanted to say to my mom, "Mom, this is for you.

Then he blurted out, "Piggy, this one's for you."

I don't know what happened that day. "

After that, the two men stared at each other for a while, and the husband hurriedly fled downstairs, and fell to the floor laughing as soon as he got to his room.

Women are always in a bad mood for a few days every month, and I'm no exception.

On one occasion, I was in a bad mood, I just find an excuse to quarrel with my husband, my husband knows that I have this problem, did not say anything, a person in that novel. The more I scolded the more angry, and then said loudly: "You get out! You give me out! "(Oh, this problem is not good, female compatriots do not learn from me)

Cursed a few sentences later, my husband suddenly said loudly: "Good! I roll! "

I thought he was going to throw the door and go, who knows he "bang" on the floor, and then curled up into a ball, slowly to me "roll" to, I burst out laughing.

I remember the card we sent each other on the 100th day of our wedding registration, my husband wrote in Chinese, like a dog crawling, "Please do not use domestic violence" (I do not know where he seems).

I have kept this card, and it's a sad memory.

On one occasion, my husband learned the sentence pattern "just ...... will not do" and came home and told me that he wanted me to help him practice more, I said yes.

Generally we agree that whoever cooks dinner, the other one will do the dishes.

That day, as usual, my husband did the cooking, finished, I was lazy, brainstorming, said to him:

"Husband, just cooking without washing the dishes can not be ah!" Then a burst of bad laughter.

Hubby had no choice but to do the dishes.

After a while, my husband was reading the newspaper and I was watching TV, I said to him again:

"Hubby, it's not okay to read the newspaper and not give your wife a massage!"

Hubby ran over with his teeth showing and gave me a few heavy massages.

After a while, my husband came out of the shower, and I hemmed and hawed and said,

"Hubby, it's not okay to take a shower and not do your laundry."

He beat his chest and put his clothes in the washing machine.

Bullying him all night, I was in an exceptionally comfortable mood, I was ready to sleep beautifully, at this time, only to hear my husband bad said:

"Wife, the light of marriage does not give birth to a child can not be ah!" Then colorfully climbed into bed.

I screamed, "** man ah!!!"

There was a bout of husband migraines, went to the Chinese medicine hospital to do acupuncture treatment, the first time I accompanied him to go, met an expert doctor, people are very good, it is fixed in his place to see the doctor. Do a cycle of treatment, headache no longer, my husband will not go.

About half a year later, my husband's old problems were back, so I went to the Chinese hospital again, still looking for that expert. I changed my hairstyle, and I got a lot of weight, and the first time I went there, I was like a different person.

As soon as we entered, the doctor recognized my husband and greeted him warmly. Then after sizing me up and not recognizing me, he badgered my husband and said, "You're lucky to have a lesbian with you every time you come to see the doctor."

Husband was anxious, busy explaining: "No, that one is the old one." (In fact, he wanted to say that it is the oldone before)

The doctor listened, laughed and said, "I can see that this time the younger ah." (Presumably one's skin is younger when one is fat. Dang.)

Husband this person is always silly, sometimes with his stupidity guilty of urgency, and sometimes think it is quite cute.

One Valentine's Day, we found a restaurant for dinner as usual.

During the meal, he suddenly and mysteriously took out a box, saying it was a gift for me and asking me to guess what it was.

I said without thinking, "It's a necklace, silver, 188 dollars."

He was wildly surprised there and exclaimed, "Oh my God, how did you know that. You're amazing!"

I gritted my teeth in anger and said to him, "Nerve pulling you, you just told me that last week!"

The time before I got married, I had some premarital phobias. My husband saw it and asked me what I was thinking.

So I told him the truth: "I'm worried that you'll get a concubine after you get married."

So he said, "What's a concubine?"

I said, "It's an outside wife, see?"

He thought about it and said, "How come Chinese law allows for two wives? That's the first I've heard of it."

I gave him a big kick, "Beautiful!"

Husband's skin is very white and he has type O blood, so every summer, he becomes the target of mosquitoes. That's why I always say that whoever sleeps next to him in summer will never be bothered by mosquitoes.

However, this also leads to every time you sleep, he has to point mosquito incense, I can not stand the smell, so I went to the street to buy a mosquito net back. Hubby nailed four nails in the wall, every night to sleep on the bed to hang up the mosquito net, and really great effect.

One night, I was particularly tired and went to bed early. In the morning, I woke up and suddenly realized that there were more "babies" next to me, and I saw my husband wrapping the mosquito net around his body, wrapping it tightly around his body and only showing his head, just like a big silkworm chrysalis.

I laughed out loud and said, "You are stupid, are not sleepwalking!"

Husband in his "chrysalis", open sleepy eyes, said: "Yesterday see you sleep so well, do not want to hang a mosquito net to wake you up, this is not bad ah."

I smiled and laughed, but the tears flowed down without realizing it.

Koreans generally have single eyelids and small eyes. My husband is one of the few with big eyes and double eyelids, and since I have small eyes, we are often mistaken for each other.

One time I went to Ebony Park in Seoul with a group of friends, and it was winter, so we went skiing.

When we said skiing, it was just a sled ride down a mountain. We got the sled and were ready to go, when my husband and I said something that was overheard by the host with the microphone (the one who specializes in explaining how to ski and then blowing the whistle), and he said, "Are you two guests from China? "Then one of our friends pointed at me (I was standing with my husband) and said: "This is Chinese." It's okay to look at these two couples, I watched and laughed me to death, I don't know if you like to see hope to help you