Seeking words for the eight auspicious words of traditional comedy

A: You can't tell a comic without a laugh.

B: Which paragraph is all enjoyable.

A: How is it enjoyable?

B: That's why it's funny.

A: Of course, it is the first to say big words, bragging about themselves.

B: That's true.

A: For example: there are many comedians, to the stage one stop on the blow up: "I have learned." In fact, he has no knowledge, you listen to the only happy it.

B: What?

A: You think this is the case, which really learned people tell people: "I have knowledge." Absolutely not. If you're really educated, you don't say it out loud. You've heard me say, "I'm learned," but I've never said it. I've never said it. Why didn't I say it?

B: Well - you are knowledgeable!

A: Then you know it.

B: And he blew it!

A: What do you mean by blowing? I'm really knowledgeable.

B: Well, since you say you're knowledgeable, I'll test you.

A: Okay! I'm not sure if I can do it, but I'm sure I can do it.

B: Let's say eight words?

A: Which eight words?

B: It's "sky", "peach", "forest", "sea", "light", "even", "fragrance", "eight".

A: Just like that?

B: No. Let's find three in each word. Let's hit each word to find out three, who asked who, where to go: still have to be in a dynasty; still have to be which word to start, which word to fall.

A: All right. I'll listen to you first.

B: Let's start with the word "heaven". "A big pronounce a day." How do you write the word "day"? If you add the character "一" (one) to the top one, then add the character "大" (big), then you can read the character "天". "Lu Su asked Sun Quan."

A: Ask who?

B: Ask "Where is Guan Yu going?"

A: Where to go?

B: "The city of Mecca has binged the sky."

A: ah, "walk wheat city", "Three Kingdoms" paragraph. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that!

B: Who asked who?

A: If the word "sky" is the head of the character, it is pronounced "f"; under the word "sky", add the word "mouth" to read "f"; if the word "sky" is the head of the character, it is pronounced "f".

A: If the word "day" is the head of the character "Fu"; "day" with a "mouth" at the bottom of the character "swallow"; "day" with a "bamboo" at the top of the character "smile"; "day" with a "bamboo" at the top of the character "laugh "; "day" on the side of the word plus "Bao Gaier", and then next to the "three points of water", that side of the addition of a "ear knife "......

B: What do you read?

A: Well - there is no such word.

B: Isn't that crap?

A: It says, "A great big day."

B: Who asked who?

A: "The crane fairy asked the deer fairy."

B: Is this ancient?

A: Alas! The Crane and the Deer in "The God of the Seals"!

B: Who are you asking?

A: Ask "Where is the Antarctic Weng?"

B: Who is the Antarctic Weng?

A: Nanjizi, old man, big head.

B: Where did he go?

A: "I went up to the south sky."

B: This time say a "peach" word. "Muzhao reads a peach."

A: Who asked who?

B: "Xu Chu asked Zhang Liao."

A: Or on the Three Kingdoms, ask who?

B: "Where is Jiang Gan going?"

A: Where did he go?

B: "To offer birthday peaches at the Xiangfu residence."

A: Oh, Cao Cao's birthday.

B: You said.

A: "A large read a day."

B: "Muzhao"!

A: "Wooden signs read a day."

B: "Peach."

A: Wooden peach.

B: Wooden peach? How do you eat that?

A: "Muzhao pronounces a peach."

B: Who asked who?

A: "The moose asks the crane."

B: Ask who?

A: Ask "Where is the Antarctic Man going?"

B: Antarctic Weng?

A: Ah, Nanjizi, the old lifer, the big head.

B: Where did it go?

A: "March 3 to the peach."

B: Oh, the peach party. This time say "Lin". "Ermu reads a forest."

A: Who asked who?

B: "Zhang Fei asked Zhao Yun."

A: Ask who?

B: "Where is the royal wife going?"

A: Where to go?

B: "To avoid the dense pine forest."

A: "Ermu read a forest."

B: Who asked who?

A: "The crane god asks the deer god."

B: How did you become a god again?

A: Don't worry about it.

B: Ask who?

A: "Where does the Antarctic Weng go?"

B: Another Antarctic Weng?

A: Ah, Nanjizi, the old lifer, the big head.

B: This big head came three times!

A: "To the meeting of the purple bamboo forest."

B: This time it says "sea". "The water reads "sea" every time."

A: Who asked who?

B: "Zhou Yu asked Huang Gai."

A: Ask who?

B: "Where is Kong Rong going?"

A: Where did he go?

B: "He lives in the North Sea."

A: said "water every read a sea."

B: Who asked who?

A: this ...... "Crane cubs ask deer cubs."

B: How to "cub" again?

A: It is the elk cranes under the cubs.

B: You can really find! I'm not sure who to ask.

A: Ask - "Where does the Antarctic Weng go?"

B: Who is the Antarctic Weng?

A: Nanjizi, the old lifer, the big head.

B: You can't get away from the big head! Where did you go?

A: It's this ...... "floating across the ocean to the sea."

B: The old man has crossed the sea! This time say "lamp". "Fire Ding read a lamp."

A: Who asked who?

B: "Ma Dai asked Kong Ming."

A: Ask who?

B: Ask "Where is Wei Yan going?"

A: Where did he go?

B: "To break out of the seven-star lamp."

A: said "fire Ding read a lamp."

B: Who asked who?

A: "Crane Boy asks Deer Boy."

B: You can still find where! Ask who?

A B: "Where is the Antarctic Weng?"

A: Nanjizi ......

B: Okay, you don't have to go down that road. The big head, right! Where did it go?

A: "On the fifteenth day of the first month to go to the lantern."

B: The old man is still shopping for lanterns? This time say "even". "The car went to read a company."

A: Who asked who?

B: "Lu Su asked Sun Quan."

A: Ask who?

B: "Where is Zhang Fei going?"

A: Where did he go?

B: "The three horses are connected." That's "Hujingguan Pass, Three Heroes Battle Lu Bu".

A: It says, "The car goes to read a company."

B: Who asked who?

A: this ...... "Crane Fairy asked Deer Fairy."

B: and Crane Xian? Who are you asking?

A: "Where is the Antarctic Weng?"

B: Where did he go?

A: He this ...... "across the crane on Dalian."

B: This Antarctic Weng where all go ah! You're out of words! I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. "Wo Ri Nian a Xiang."

A: Who asked who?

B: "Lu Su asked Zhou Lang."

A: Ask who?

B: "Where is Liu Bei going?"

A: Where to go?

B: "To the Ganlu Temple to drop incense."

A: "Wo Ri Nian a incense."

B: Who asked who?

A: "Crane ......"

B: This time you can not find a rut. Crane what? Hmph!

A: "Crane child ......" does not fit. "Crane Fairy ......" doesn't work. "Wo day to read an incense, crane help ask deer help."

B: How to "help" again?

A: Which! That is, the elk crane under the cubs too much, grew up all "a help a help" of it.

B: You really can say! Ask the Antarctic Weng is not it? Where did he go?

A: "West to burn incense."

B: Okay, this time say "eight". "A skimmer and a press to read an eight."

A: Who asked who?

B: "Cao Cao asked Xiahou Ba."

A: Ask who?

B: "Where is Zhang Liao going?"

A: Where did he go?

B: "Playing the trumpet under the tent."

A: Say "One stroke of the pen, one stroke of the alphabet."

B: Who asked who?

A: This ...... "Your grandmother asked your mother."

B: How to run to our house?

A: Take your family than the ancients is not good?

B: Okay! The person you ask must be a member of our family?

A: Of course! "A skimmer reads an eight, your grandma asked your mom."

B: Ask who?

A: Ask "Where is your father going?"

B: Where did he go?

A: "Fishing by the river!"

B: Fuck you!

Expanded Information:

The "Eight Great Auspiciousnesses" belongs to the category of counterpoint; the term for the art of songwriting, and is also known as double spring. . One of the forms of comic opera, referring to comic opera told by the comic, the comic two actors against each other. A kind of Chinese opera, the two alternately say something funny to make people laugh. Often used as a metaphor for two people singing in unison, a nostril out of breath, with a pejorative connotation.

The actors in a counterpart comic are usually divided into two roles: the comic and the comic. Because of the different characters performed by these two actors, the tasks they are burdened with are not evenly distributed, with one being the main narrator and the other an interlocutor to assist in the narration.

The strength of the counterpoint comedy lies in the fact that it can communicate more conveniently with the audience offstage, and the one who holds or teases can virtualize himself as the same position as the audience, and its performance and appreciation are unified in space and time. The larger part of the program's laughs are expressed by the comic's, and the audience's attention is mainly on the comic's body.

But the role of the comic in the comic dialog can not be ignored, the words of the comic on behalf of the audience, on behalf of the audience to express the content of the comic to express the affirmative or negative views, and sometimes also give the necessary support.