About civilized etiquette skit script

Characters: Yang Guifei, Monkey King, Tang Monk, Pig Nine Quarters, Sandy Little Monk, White Little Horse, Sandy Little Daughter, Narrator (acting as a garbage collector, MM,), Goddess of Mercy, Dean, two security guards, hair stylist, 2 audience members,

Yang Guifei: Hello, I am a superb woman with snow-white skin and picturesque appearance, who is loved by all, gentle and lovely.... ...the super beauty Yang Guifei. You are now watching a program hosted by xxx. In fact, I envy you all for being able to see a program with such a good host. First, let's play a game: raise your left hand, note that it's only the left hand, then raise your right hand, right, then clap both hands vigorously, good---, thank you for applauding for me. Today's program has me to host for you, due to my shyness, I hope to get your support ...... Today's program we have a few special guests - auspicious six treasures, everyone welcome.

Yang: Please introduce yourselves!

Tang: Hello everyone I'm Auspicious Dabao. Bai: Hello everyone, I'm Auspicious 2 Treasure.

Sun: Hello everyone, I'm Lucky 3 Treasure. Pig: Hello everyone, I am Lucky 4 Treasure.

Monk: Everyone is bad, I am Lucky 5 Treasure.

Female: Hello everyone I am Auspicious 6 Treasure. Sha little monk's sister.

Tang (on stage, center): Amitabha Buddha! Poor monk from the East Land of the Great Tang, to go to the West to fetch scriptures. Surname Tang, first name Little Monk, favorite star is Kaka, the biggest advantage is from childhood, well read poetry. I know astronomy from above and geography from below. Music history, crayon Xiao Xin, I am good at everything, I hope you stay more attention to my lens.

Pig (on the stage, right): big --- (yawn, want to sleep) Hello, I am pig nine ring, I this person, hehehe, no other advantages, is to dress with taste, personality. Look! I can wear a variety of clothes every day to try to lose weight, reduce 20 pounds The day I was very hungry to eat KFC a come out and weigh. 300 pounds, up fifty pounds. I'm going crazy

Women: I'm Sandy Daughter, I'm the legendary beauty! Look at my whole body where not beautiful ah! The biggest advantage is looking too beautiful, the whole body is an advantage!

Sun (on the stage, positive left): Hello, I am the legendary Sun Xiaokong, the Royal Court of Heaven, ah no, the Monkey King. Looks like Pan An, handsome, handsome, no monkey sex. Good character, wide range of hobbies, eighteen kinds of martial arts are all proficient. I am the number one male in this drama. I hope you all pay more attention to me.

White: Oh! Thank you! This pretty girl, my year Fang 22. (Little White Dragon outside the other people: bragging Ming has 23) Get lost, this pretty girl, my year Fang 22, single and unmarried! She is talented, looks like Andy Lau, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, doesn't go to bars, doesn't play online games! It is really a model among young people (posing), and is known as the best love object for young and beautiful women who are not yet married. (The white dragon outside the other people are going to vomit)

Monk: (on the stage, right): Hello, I'm Sha Xiaosheng, I ah! Three words "is tired" (at this time the music played "man is tired"). I am good natured, upright, law-abiding, mutual help and friendly. I'm not married. Love ......

Yang: (said to the sand: enough) I heard that you want to learn from your ancestors to go to the West to get the scriptures?

Qi: Yes drop! (As long as that's what it means)

Yang: So you'll have to cross our ceremonial mountain first today, do you have any confidence?

Qi: Yes!

Yang: In order to test your endurance, we have set up a barrier for you today, if you don't pass it, Goddess of Mercy won't let you go to the West to get scriptures, please listen to the question. (Read) the mountain notes, the team of four a group of players in the mountain need to always abide by the ten civilized image of the code of conduct for secondary school students, from the players across the entrance to the beginning of the score, violation of a group deducted 10 points, a full score of 100 points. Those with a total score below 50 points will not be allowed to leave the mountain. The activity will be summarized at the exit, and the final interpretation of this activity belongs to the Office of Spiritual Civilization of the Heavenly Palace. Okay, you continue. (Yang went)

Qi: Bye! (Music playing a thousand miles away at this point) Don: Let's go.

NARRATOR: Walking, Wukong suddenly stood upright with a serious expression. (Music plays "National Anthem")

Monk: Big Brother, what's wrong with you?

Sun: Quiet, don't you hear the national anthem in the distance? Raise and lower the national flag, stand at attention when the national anthem is played, all stand still for me . (The Tang Monk took a few more steps, and Sun jumped back when he finished.) (The audience said: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, raise and lower the national flag, stand at attention when the national anthem is played and sung, plus ten points.) (The national anthem was finished.)

The pig: Master, master, come on, eat some bananas. (Big eat up)

Tang: monkey you want?

Sun: (red-eyed) Bring it, bring it, I want it.

Tang: Okay, here you go. (Sun big eat) Guanyin: not give me some, really.

Tang: take money, (Sun: why ah.) You have to pay to eat. (Sun stunned)

Pig: Master, finished eating, let's go (smooth banana peels thrown on the ground) (a **** threw two) (a garbage picker was a slip and fall, so he picked up one)

Buddha: (walking) whoa shit! (slipped)

(Walking and walking) Sha: small empty brother, there is an Internet cafe, let's go play, now the online game can be fun.

Sun: Let's go, let's go. (whispering) (Pig and Sun slipped away)

Female: Brother, I want to go too, wait for me.

Monk: I'm going to play Warcraft, you guys want to play God?

White: you guys are calling me (began to dance Michael's dance) (is playing Michael's song)

Sun: (turned to talk to White) get lost, (turned back to talk to the monk) how do you play Shenma ah?

Monk: Illiterate! It's ...... is ...... what it means ah!

Female: What does it mean!

Monk: I mean what it means!

Female: I also mean what it means!

YANG: (emerging from the side) Please don't listen to these two! It actually means what! That's why it's bad to be illiterate! Please study hard!

Sun: What are you screaming about! Are you talking about me?

So you say you are illiterate? (Sun tilted his head to think of a question and came up with it) (Yang ran so far away)

Sun: It's you, (hit the monk straight on the head) who keep not saying what it means!

Monk: 5555555 I have been saying it!

Female: No, I'm the one talking! (NARRATOR: Monk and Woman argued) Argumentative line: "I'm the one who's saying it!" The two **** with this line!

Young: Stay tuned for the next scene. There's no end to this scene!

Tang: O Whitey, where did this Sha and Khung go?

White: seems to go to the opposite side of the road ah, let's go and see (red light on)

(Sun, Sha out of the Internet cafe)

Monk: yi, where is the master? (Looking around)

Sun: Forget it, let's leave a hair here!

(Pig Sand Tang Sun walked into the movie theater at the same time)

Tang: So you are here!

Sin: Master we have been looking for you for a long time

White: stop, let's go to the movies, can be cheap

Pig: go.

(four people sat down) Sun (sneezing, littering): Hey, brother, look at the male lead, Jackie Chan, wow, handsome!

(Monk fascinated) female: brother, what are you doing ah?

Monk: Shut up! So handsome ah! My favorite star eh, and my favorite MP3, (Monk cried) Unfortunately, the master did not agree to buy me, oooh, oooh!

Female:Khan! Wow shit! God horse ah! (White: (suddenly appeared) are you calling me?) Get the hell out of here (White steps aside to watch a movie).

(The audience is looking at White) White: pervert ah! Audience: You're the pervert! White: Then why do you keep staring at me! Come on, it's weird to have a horse here!

White: No wonder why I think there are so many perverts in this movie theater! It turns out so!

Yang: SORRY. (At this time is playing sorry sorry a few sentences) (sorry meaning) (narrator: now about really in the international standards, but also can speak English! Great! Admirable!)

Because it is the third prince of the Dragon King, and then also count on his father to pay the money problem! So let's just leave it at that! Thank you, thank you ah! Thank you all for being so supportive!

Pig: Senior brother. (White: is calling me?) Fuck you, look at that dude's MP3,Samsung, the sound quality is great!

Monk: I love it! (Monk fascinated) Master! (Look at the monk)

Tang: don't how colorful look at me. I'll be embarrassed.

Audience (turned his head): you guys are not annoying ah!

Tang: Any comments? We've paid our money too! It's either that or you go! Be my guest!

(Two audience members walk away) Qi: Bye!

Dean: You guys bye too. Qi: Protest, protest, protest! Don: We paid our money!

Sun: You call two more sticks for you (Dean is stunned), don't make me miss a good show. You'll show me if you miss it. ((Another 1 audience left)

Dean: (ran to call the audience) do not go ah!

Audience: unless a couple of them go!

(Dean called for someone to carry away Sun) Yard: carry him away! (Narrator: two men carried Khung away)

Qi: OK, let's go. Bye! (Relax)

Pig (kicking down water bottle): a good movie didn't work, so annoying! (keeps stepping on the lawn) So annoying, so annoying, so annoying!

Pig: Wow! There's a nightclub up ahead, too.

Monk: Wow! Master, let's go!

Tang: let's go. Pig: steal my lines. Be careful I whip you.

Tang: Wow! I want to dance! (Keeps running, overruns, hits the wall)

Woman: Master, are you okay? Tang: What do you think? (sound bleak)

(female began to dance)

(pig, monk straight drink) pig: (crazy) (see MM) Chang'e sister, I miss you ah! (MM exclaimed: Ah!) (Pig long time shocked)

(Monk singing, hard to shake the whole scene, all shocked) (finished playing, everyone out of the nightclub)

Women: (red-eyed) (narrator: ahead of the barber store) master!

Don: What for! Woman: Bye-bye! Tang: speechless!

Guanyin: Hello everyone, I am the representative of the Heavenly Court for this event, the descendant of the great compassionate Goddess of Mercy, the following is my summary of the event points situation: (found) where is Sha Daughter?

Sun: Oh! He went to the hair-shaped earth set juice store. (Guanyin feel very strange)

Tang: monkeys, there is no knowledge to have a little common sense! He went to a hair stylist's store. Please!

Guanyin: small white dragon cursing, deduct 10 points pig little ring dress inappropriately, deduct 10 points

Tang little monk Sun little empty pig little eight sand little monk sand little girl public *** place loud noise, deduct 10 points

Pig nine ring, Sun little empty littering, deduct 10 points pig nine ring damage to public property, deduct 10 points

Pig nine ring trampled on the lawn, deduct 10 points pig nine ring, Sha Xiaosheng and Sun Xiaokong swearing, 10 points deduction

Sha Xiaosheng, Pig Jiuquan and Sha Xiaomei go to the Internet cafe 10 points deduction. 10 points for Sun Xiaokong terrorizing the dean

10 points for Sha Xiaomei's lack of team spirit!

Tang (press calculator): wow, 0 points!

Guanyin: I'm not done yet! Sun Wukong, stand at attention when you hear the national anthem, 10 points added.

Tang: I see, 10 points

Guanyin: SORRY.

Guanyin: I forgot, just ran a red light has not been counted, another 10 points.

Tang: I'm down, still 0 points

Guanyin: So, you can't leave Ceremonial Mountain. You have two ways to go. One, go back to the original point Chang'an to take the scriptures slowly again. Two, the four of you will do 240 hours of social labor on Ceremonial Mountain. Which one do you want to choose?

Tang, Sun, Pig and Sha: The second one, the second one!

Guanyin: I, Buddha, am merciful, for the sake of your ancestors let you choose the second path, bye-bye! Qi: Bye-bye!

Yang: What are you waiting for? Do not hurry to call on the sand little girl work to go!

Sha little daughter except 5 treasure: (gone, back to others) In fact, etiquette mountain is in our hearts, as long as we keep in mind the ten civilized image of the code of conduct of secondary school students, what kind of mountain can be passed

White: everyone don't forget to log on to my blog.

Sha Daughter: cough! Go away! That was mean of you. Leave the stage