World Expo Shanghai Skit

1: Judges 2: English students 3: History students 4: Sports students

1: The motherland is becoming more and more prosperous and strong, the people's lives are flourishing, the World Expo will soon be held, to contribute their own modest strength. You guys are asking what I do? I'm a judge tonight, here to select volunteers for the World Expo.

Ladies and gentieman, let's welcome the three Expo volunteers with warm applause!

Music up, 2: Hello,everybody! My name is yin chao qiang. My name, as the name suggests, yin chao qiang, yin chao qiang, English super strong!

3: Good evening everyone ah! I miss you all ah ...... my name is Strebang. When I was in trouble, it was you guys who didn't give up and didn't give up, so I was able to get to where I am today! What? You still don't know my name? My name is Shin Jung-ho. Shin Biho, the body is just fine!

1: The names of these three are so interesting ah, seeing as you guys are so good, I really want to pick all of you!

234: YE!"

1: Well, well, that's not certain! You'd better compare yourselves with each other, and I'll decide who to choose in the end

2: I'll go first, then, as we all know, English is the best tool for communicating with foreigners ah, how can you be good in this era without knowing English ah? I'm going to test you, Mr. Shin, do you know what HOU ARE YOU means?

4: This is simple, HOU is the meaning of how, ARE is the meaning of yes, YOU is the meaning of you, together is not how is your meaning?

2 laugh: that HOU OID ARE YOU is what it means? Shi students?

3: OLD is the meaning of old, that is not obvious, this sentence means how old is you?

2 laughed: don't understand is don't understand, don't make things up there ah, all of you say, this English is not good, can he be a volunteer?3: Come on, less in front of me SHOW, you English is not very good? Then I ask you ah, do you know Yue Fei his father's name ah?

2: This how I know ah, YOU ASK ME, I ASK WHO, you or directly ask his old man got

3: This shows the history of bad terrible place, we all know that Yue Fei his mother called mother-in-law, that Yue Fei his father is not father-in-law?

2: Father-in-law?

3: Hey, this child really understand

4: Stop, you are not good health can do volunteer? The body is the most important thing!

1: Don't argue! I'm going to ask you a question myself, Mr. Yin, you go first

2: Then I'll go first, Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Come on

1: How do you say thank you in English if you want to thank someone?

4 is in a hurry ......2 remind him: thank you!

4: Three, three, three pieces of meat!

1: This is Shin's English, right? Quite a gentleman ...... (23 snickering from the sidelines)

1: Ugh, you guys can't even speak English well, how can you be Expo volunteers? This is the end of this round, your performance is poor, if your performance is still like this in the final round, I'll have to reconsider giving this volunteer spot to someone else

234: Don't, judges! Give us another chance

1: Let's see how you guys do in the final round. The rules for the final round are as follows, each contestant makes a half-minute summary speech, now start ...... This time, let's have Shin first ......

4 (coughs, clears throat): First of all, I'd like to thank CCTV, JSTV, MTV. Channel V for giving me this opportunity to stand here, as if there is no CCTV, sorry. I would like to thank so many FANS under the stage for their silent support and affirmation to me for so many years. Thank you all. Even though I was unfortunately eliminated this time, I will still support our Expo as an ordinary student in the future, thank you!

3: From Confucius and Mencius in the Spring and Autumn Period to the general public in today's socialism, each of us is doing the same dream, hoping that our motherland can be strong, and now that the World Expo has opened to our doorsteps, as a secondary school student, I have the obligation to let the world know about our motherland and our 5,000 years of splendid civilization!

2: I don't have much to say, I just improvised a poem, organizing the World Expo I'm proud, everyone's face is proud, I'm contributing to the World Expo, volunteering to be a good host!

1 Applause: Good, each of you let me can not give up ah, I decided that all three of you to do the Expo volunteers, together for our Expo cheer for our motherland cheer! Maybe our strength is insignificant, but as long as we are dedicated to our motherland, to serve the people, it is a powerful force! Now I have to go to other places to ask for volunteers to go, to make our Expo the best! (Goes behind the curtain)

234: Hey, hey, hey, there's still us, 1, wait for us, we'll go and volunteer now! (chasing after 1, down)

2

Cui: uncle, auntie recently busy with what?

Zhao Benshan: There is a recent program, that is, the one organized by Shanghai on the first day of May, what is it called?

Cui: You're talking about the World Expo.

Zhao Benshan: Yeah, I came all the way to Shanghai just to see this.

Song Dandan: My legs are broken. I stayed on the train for a couple of nights, and my back is almost broken.

Cui: It looks like the older men and women want to join in on the fun.

Song Dandan: What's wrong with you? If it weren't for my grandson's comment that there's a mascot named Haibao, it's quite rare

I'd like to see it too.

Zhao Benshan: Look at you, if I had known you were this way of thinking, I wouldn't have brought you all the way here.

Zhao Benshan: If I had known that you were this way of thinking, I wouldn't have brought you all the way to Shanghai.

Song Dandan: When I was a little girl, I loved cartoon characters. I just want to see Haibao with my own eyes. If I don't see it, I can't sleep well.

Zhao Benshan: That what, Cui, this you do not record, not enough shame.

Let me tell you what I think.

Choi: Then, Uncle, you say.

Song Dandan: What can you say to what is so, still think I'm ashamed. Let him say.

Zhao Benshan: I just want to think about the future of the city. I want to show him the future of the city. I'd like to ask him to see if there are any other planets I can live on. Cui, can you take a message for me?

Song Dandan: Why can't you live on Earth?

Zhao Benshan: I googled and found that the Arctic glaciers are melting.

Song Dandan: Do you see how this relates to the World Expo? Xiao Cui you talk about him

Small Cui: Uncle, you said it is not unreasonable, although Yang Liwei I help you can not contact, but now we are talking about low-carbon, mankind began to realize the danger. The company's business is now in the process of becoming more environmentally friendly.

Zhao Benshan: what low carbon ah, now which do not use carbon ah, also low carbon, no carbon can live?

Small Cui: Uncle, low-carbon is energy saving, water saving, electricity saving.

Zhao Benshan: Aiya, okay, I know. It's still polluted, isn't it? I'd like to know if you can get in touch with Yang Liwei.

Song Dan Dan: Cui can ask you something?

Zhao Benshan: Can't you see we're talking about something else? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

Small Cui: Auntie you say

Song Dandan: small Cui a, this ticket bought no use, you can help contact sold it.

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? We have come all the way to the World Expo

Song Dandan: Even the best house, the good products of the new era, we can't use them. What's the point of spending a few hundred dollars to get a good look?

Zhao Benshan: This you do not understand it. When you go back to your neighborhood, they will say that you are very knowledgeable, and you will have a material to write your article. I brought you

To let you see the market

Song Dan Dan: You pull it, see what the market. I told you I came to Shanghai to see Haibao with my own eyes. I'll go back after seeing Haibao.

Small Cui: Auntie and Auntie are here anyway, I'll take this opportunity to tell you about the benefits of carrying out the World Expo

The 21st century is an important period of urban development, and it is expected that by 2010,

55% of the world's total population will live in cities. As a result, the vision of the future of urban life is a global issue,

which is relevant to countries and people at all levels of development. As the first world expo with the theme of "city",

during the 184 days of Shanghai Expo, governments and people from all over the world will fully display the achievements of urban civilization and

exchange experiences of urban development around the theme of "Better City, Better Life".

Exchanging urban development experience and spreading advanced urban concepts, thus exploring a brand-new model for human beings to live, live and work in the new century.

Providing vivid examples for the creation of an ecologically harmonious society and the sustainable development of mankind.

Song Dandan:I understand what you are saying. We are also very supportive of this kind of activity. But I still don't want to spend this kind of money.

Small Cui: Auntie this money you spend is not wrong at all.

Zhao Benshan: Do you know how hard it is to get tickets? I had to ask the son of a relative or friend of an old retired cadre in our hospital to buy them.

Small Cui: What you are seeing is something that no one else will ever see in their lifetime. How enviable it is to be able to see it with your own eyes.

The last word is for you,

Song Dandan: I wish the Shanghai World Expo a great success.

Zhao Benshan: Let's be practical and get me tickets for the World Expo.

3

A: Today, I'm going to tell you a comedy! Oh, this grandma asked how I'm going to say it alone. Of course two people, but my partner, never on time ...... you see, we agreed to perform at 9 o'clock, this is 8:60 has not seen a ghost.

B: What's that?

A: Yo, you ...... what's wrong with you?

B: Don't mention it, it's all about that broken English!

A: What's wrong? What's wrong? Come on, let's hear it!

B: Alas, our class teacher said! China's accession to the WTO, Beijing's successful bid for the Olympics, Rudong Yangkou port also started construction, we Yu Bei elementary school students do not learn English can not go to middle school.

A: Also, quite smooth that! Learning English good thing that!

B: It's a good thing! It's just that I'm a person - back!

A: How?

B: I've had all the bad luck!

A: Oh, tell us about it!

B: What do you mean?

A: What's wrong?

B: I'm in such a bad luck, you still let me say it, do not want to make a fool of me?

A: You misunderstand, I absolutely do not mean that!

B: Then what do you mean?

A: I asked you that!

B: Say!

A: You all these bad luck things are you personally bad luck?

B: Nonsense! There are other people instead of bad luck this say?

A: Let you touch these bad luck again, okay?

B: You deliberately hurt me that!

A: You want us to be as unlucky as you are!

B: No, I don't want to!

A: Why?

B: If we were all like this, who would have a hand to applaud me?

A: Then you tell it today!

B: OK, I ...... cough, to this kid around in!

A: Oh!

B: Today I'm going to give up this old face not to, to the guys say!

A: Good! The guys gave a round of applause!

B: That said, the first day of English class!

A: What's wrong?

B: My brother and sister died!

A: Ah! You don't want to scare people!

B: Who scared you! Our teacher said that I have to show my dad this in black and white!

A: Oh, then you say how it is!

B: This first lesson has these two dialogues!

Good morning boys and girls!

Good morning! Miss bai!

A: It's these two sentences, meaning Good morning, boys! Good morning, Miss bai!

B: I can't remember how to pronounce the words girls and miss!

A: If you can't remember it, you have to practice it over and over again!

B: I've come up with an idea!

A: What is it!

B: Add Chinese translations to English words!

A: That won't work.

B: What doesn't work?

A: It won't help you learn English later!

B: I don't care, I've memorized it all!

A: Oh, how do you translate.

B: girls I translated into brother death miss I translated into sister death

A: feelings of your brother sister on the first day so you get dead!

B: Alas, don't mention it, this class, I took my invention patent all over the classroom blowing that! I did not expect to give the teacher caught!

A: This time it's a disaster!

B: The teacher was so angry that she punished me for copying it 100 times, which made my white and tender hand swollen like a pig's paw!

A: It's a shame!

B: I've learned from my mistakes!

A: Oh, no more translations!

B: Yes, do not translate, I do not translate on paper, I translate in the heart! I see our white ...... (turns to A) Is Mr. White here today?

A: Not at all!

B: I'll see how Mr. White punishes me!

A: Cough it up!

B: It hasn't even been a week since I learned! The whole family, including me, has been translated to death by me!

A: Ah, how did they all die!

B: Ugh! Grandpa died in Yes, Grandma died in Nice, Dad died in Bus, Mom died in Must, Brother died in Girls, Sister died in Jeeps, I died in Was, the cat died in Mouse, the dog died in Goes, and finally the whole family died when they learned Does, and the whole family died when they learned School.

A: I translate to the guys to see how his family died, you listen well: his grandfather died Yes, Grandma died well, Dad died in the public **** car, Mom died should, brother died on the girls, sister died in the Jeeps, himself is also damned, and then the family's cats died in the Mouse, a dog went to the also died, after learning to do are dead, learned to the school after the death of the light! It's a good idea!

B: Friday the teacher asked me to take the English test results home!

A: How many points did you get?

B: 100 points!

A: Oh, that's good!

B: Yes, I brought back four papers at once, adding up to a ****100 points!

A: An average of 25 points at a time!

B: My father took a look at it and scolded me for half a day for 250 points!

A: I should be scolded! I'm not sure if you're a good English learner, but I'm sure you're a good English learner!

B: My father added a dish for me at night, the bottom of the shoe braised little ass! I've come to my senses!

A: Well, you're still a good boy!

B: I'll learn every day, learn well, learn hard, learn hard ......

A: How did you learn?

B: One paper was 100 points!

A: Not bad, great progress! Worthy of praise!

B: I've suffered a lot even when I've learned well!

A: What's wrong with learning?

B: Do you remember the big guy in the neighborhood next to my house?

A: Yes, I remember! That's the one who speaks Chinese (learns a stutter) like this!

B: That's the one who hit me with his stuttering mouth!

A: Why did he hit you?

B: Isn't he in his first year?

A: Yes!

B: Isn't there also English in the first year!

A: English was compulsory in the first year!

B: You want to think about his Chinese language can not learn the grade, English is certainly a word.

A: What?

B: bad!

A: His poor English got in your way?

B: Ugh, just last weekend! I don't know which teacher, assigned a full English to Chinese translation of the paper.

A: There's nothing wrong with a little homework on the weekend!

B: He's fine, I've got something to do!

A: What's going on!

B: He came to me to ask questions!

A: Then teach what you have!

B: Just his block, my body! I dare not teach him.

A: Isn't that great!

B: Damn it all to the teacher who put out the paper.

A: What's wrong.

B: That question strip is killing me!

A: Oh, how?

B: I can't do it alone, let's work together, I'll play the role of the second dog, you play me.

A: Yes!

B: You are watching TV, I took the paper close to ask you questions, you watch TV while answering!

A: OK!

B: Little donkey!

A: Alas, (this is what the name, not a good sound)

B: I ...... I ask you two ...... two questions. This "i don't know." is ...... is ...... is... . what does it mean?

A: I don't know

B: You don't ...... don't look at the TV, how ...... how can you all ...... don't... ...don't know!

A: No. It's "I don't know"! It's "I don't know"!

B: also mouth ...... hard mouth ！！！！ (A slap)

That "i know." is ...... what it means, you ...... you should... ...should know.

A: It's "I know."

B: Know ...... know just ...... say it.

A: is "I know"

B: looking for ...... find ...... pick on ah you? Just cleaned up ...... cleaned up lightly is not it?

A: I know that ah!

B: know ...... know you still do not say! Do not understand ...... not ...... do not pretend to understand! (and a burst of beatings) you ...... you give me a small ...... be careful, not on the English ...... English learned well! With whom ...... who poses, and then ask you the most ...... last one, say ...... say not out of my ...... I pack you. What does "i know but i don't want to tell you." mean?

A: I know but I just don't want to tell you!

B: As soon as I heard the title, dare I translate? I picked up a pillow and slammed it on my head more than thirty times, hit my head against the wall more than forty times, and smacked my mouth more than fifty times with both hands, and I asked him, "I won't do it, are you satisfied now?

A: satisfied?

B: finally gone, but a moment to ask me,

"i hear nothing, reapt. is what meaning ah"

A: "I did not hear, say again"

A: "I did not hear, again"

A: "I did not hear, again"

A: "I heard nothing, reapt. is what meaning ah".

B: i hear nothing,reapt"

A: I didn't hear you,say it again"

B: I'm getting blasted flat as soon as the words leave my mouth.

The last question was: what does look up in the dictionary mean!

A: "Look up in the dictionary"

B: I just said it and fist! A fist that big whooshed over.

A: Then you!

B: I quickly changed my words: neighbors are best friends!

A: Why are you talking nonsense!

B: I dare to tell the truth! If I tell the truth again, I shall not die!

A: Alas, it seems that you are unlucky enough, I like you to express my condolences!

B: Well, it's getting late, I still have to rush to the hospital to change the medicine!

A: Okay, you go well!

B: good bye you that!

A: What?

B: dog his uncle you that!

A: He translated again!

4 civilized manners "talk"

A: Hi, long time no see, hello!

A: Hey! Do you think I can talk?

B: How come you can't talk?

A: I ...... I'm not dumb, am I?

B: Who says you're mute!

A: But someone said I was!

B: Who?

A: Our neighbor's old man named Zhao.

B: Why does it sound so weird to me, what did he say?

A: A smart kid can't talk.

B: How can you not speak, go ask Grandpa Zhao.

A: I went to ask.

A: I went to ask him. You're deaf, I'm not talking about ancient languages, I'm not talking about English, I'm talking about words! Oh, I understand, you are a foreigner, right? Foreign Zhao old man!

B: You can't speak.

A: How can I not speak!

B: You say things horizontally.

A: My voice is so thin when it comes out horizontally, is it that big when it comes out horizontally?

A: My voice is so thin when it comes out horizontally, is it that big when it's horizontal?

B: Okay, okay! He's just using a metaphor.

A: Metaphor?

B: Yes! He said you don't know how to use civilized language.

A: What should I say?

B: You have to call your elders "you" and "grandpa Zhao".

A: Grandpa Zhao, how are you? Have you eaten yet? If you need anything, just call me, don't be polite!

B: Hmph! You're a polite boy.

A: Don't be angry, Grandpa Zhao, this child really can't talk!

B: Who are you talking about?

5 Expo/Etiquette Skit

Contents:

Small Ling was sleeping on the table.

Ai drops a book next to her and goes out.

Woo comes in and sits in Ai's place.

Ai (coming in): ugh, man, it's inexplicable, isn't it funny, can't you see that I've already taken this seat!

Small Wu: ding is ding, dao is dao, in fact, I occupy earlier than you!

Small Ai: I came here early in the morning, why didn't I see you?

Siu Wu: I occupied it last night.

Small Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, grabbed my head, blood flow, this position can not be lost!

Siu Wu: the last row is my pride and joy, this side of the feng shui treasure. To drive me away from this (Xiao Ai: - what?) I advise you to pull back before it's too late!

Small Ling woke up: noisy what noisy what noisy?

Early in the morning in such a sacred classroom quarrel, a waste of great youth!

Do you know what mistake you have made? What?

Ai: Yes.

Siu Wu: We won't argue anymore.

Siau Ling: The most unforgivable thing you guys did - waking me up!

Ai sat in front of Rei.

Small Ai: The last sound has to be, or send style. Dude, look out for me on the test!

Siu Wu: ah? Today's test ah?

Small Ling: Yes? My hands are numb today!

Ai: Scared?

Siu Wu: I slept on it, didn't I?

Siau Ling: All wrong! Tired of hitting the grass!

Small Ai: Ai, think I last night light lamps and oil tossed most of the night ah!

Siu Wu: Oh, you've been studying hard?

Small Ling: You also play small grass?

Small Ai: Which ah, I'm thinking of exam strategy!

Siu Wu, Xiaoling come over: think of what?

Smiling wildly, Ai: I'm telling you, it's a great trick!

Siu Wu, Xiao Ling: Come on, say it!

Siu Ai: copy from the book - (picks up the book)

Siu Ling: go to hell!

Siu Wu: It's a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Siau Ling: Come on. You call this a masterstroke?

Hey, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.

Ai and Wu ignored her.

Ling: Say, how many steps are there in answering a test?

Small Ai, small wood to come over: how many steps?

Siaoling: in three steps!

First step: write your name on it. (The two nodded)

Step 2: Read the title over! (Both nod)

Step 3: - Hand in the paper!

Ai: Hand in the blank paper oh!

Woo: What kind of crap question?

Siau Ling: I'll give you another question; say, who didn't show up for today's exam?

Small Ai: Who can not come to the exam today? Xiaoling?

Small Ling: I'm not here yet!

Small Ai: Look around, Xiaowu?

Siu Wu: I'm here!

Ai: Ah! I see - Ai!

Woo: You came for nothing! It's not the same result as not coming!

Siau Ling: A, teacher chanting! I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person!

The teacher walked in.

The three of them were shocked. How can you say not to come and come? Aiya! (Noisy)

Teacher: What are you calling? Toad came in oh?

Three people laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! This test it! A little professional ethics are not! What's the most important thing these days? Score points, your lifeblood! (Evil laugh) Exam exam, our magic weapon!

Small Ai: copy copy copy, our best trick!

Teacher: Give out the papers! It's been half an hour since the test started! What's going on?

Send the paper.

Teacher: the test time **** two hours! You will not be allowed to hand in your papers for less than an hour! If you want to answer the questionnaire, please pick up your pen. If you don't want to answer the questionnaire, please rest where you are. Students who want to go to the bathroom - please restrain yourself!

Small Ai: I compare the teacher to a good one,

He's a rat looking for a cat to be a third party - an unreasonable request!

Siau Ling: That's right! Is he a legendary rapper, or why is his mouth chattering endlessly?

Teacher: Silence! You must be quieter than the trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you are making? It's heavier than the Salt Sea!

The three of them started copying.

Teacher: (pointing to Ai) This student please stop copying!

Siu Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn't copy it!

The teacher walked over to Ai: Please don't copy, student!

Small Ai: How do you know? I put it in my desk and copied it!

Teacher: The board in front of your desk fell off, I saw it!

Small Ai: (looking at it) Oops! What bad luck!

The teacher confiscated Ai's rolling paper, and Ai just wanted to get up and go.

Teacher: Sit down! You're not allowed to go out for less than an hour!

The teacher walked over to Ai, who took the rolled-up paper to his desk and copied it.

Teacher: Okay, okay, don't pretend!

Mostly despise you guys who cheat with books, no skill at all.

How did you just copy it? Like this? Like this?

Smallwood: lower and lower!

Teacher: (confiscates Woo's rolled-up paper) You sit and reflect too, why did you cheat with the book?

Siu Wu: also do not want to take the book ah! Who made me not hit the small grass like her (Xiaoling)!

Siaoling looked at Xiaowu with wide eyes.

Teacher: That's right, remember to hit the grass next time! That's the kind of kid I like who uses their schoolwork.

Teacher: It's time! Turn in your papers.

Collect the paper.

Teacher: Good. Remember to come to the high math test this afternoon! (Down)

Ai: Ah! There's a high math test in the afternoon?

Siau Ling: Ah! Take the high math test in the afternoon! (picks up grass) What was the test?

Siao Wu: High ...... number? What kind of tree is that?

Three: Study how to beat the grass!

The teacher walks in (the teacher can all be played by one person dressed up).

Ai: Language teacher!

Teacher: Ai, how do you write essays! （

Small Ai: What's wrong?

Teacher: Read it.

Small Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has a melon face ......

Teacher: Wait a minute, (took out a big sign, on which is written claw) you are melon face melon? What you wrote here is my teacher has a paw face!

Ai: Teacher, a claw face is a face, can't you just make it look good?

Teacher: Read on.

Small Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful ......

Teacher: Stop! I'm not sure why you're writing so much about it, but I'm not sure why you're writing about it. I'm not going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at this!

Small Ai: Teacher, isn't it required that the essay should be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: So you're just going to write about how beautiful it is?

Small Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings ah!

Teacher: Hmph, tell you what, you only have 496 words!

Small Ai: Oh! Then add one more sentence: it's so beautiful!

Teacher: look at your translation of the ancient text, touching the acacia and die how do you translate?

Small Ai: find an old acacia tree and hanged!

Teacher: why the old acacia tree? Look at you to explain the words, explain the passing away, you even write go to death!

Ai: Oh, I was going to write died!

Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!

Ai: Give me another chance! I've retaken the course five times!

Teacher: Okay, I'll give you a chance. You've heard of blistering and swimming, right? You use the swimming edge to make a sentence, right I'll give you a pass!

Small Ai: swim - edge - have - fish? Fish ...... fish, fish swimming in water, swimming edge has fish ......

Teacher: (laughed) Congratulations, you got -

Small Ai: passed?

Teacher: (indifference) The sixth chance to retake the course. (down)

Siau Ling, Xiaowu: Forget it, come and study the high math grass.

The teacher comes in.

Siu Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiaowu!

Siu Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your roll of paper!

My question is: Here's the question, please answer.

How did you answer?

Woo: this is the answer, please give marks ...... not correct?

Teacher: You call that a question?

Teacher: you - well, the next one,

Expository question: what is courage, why didn't you answer?

Wu: I answered it!

Teacher: Just wrote five words!

Siu Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I turned in the following questions without answering them, and how well I explained courage!

Teacher: You - you wait to hang up!

Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I've hung up fifteen times!

Teacher: I'll ask you two questions. It's up to you. ......

Siu Wu: Two - too many!

Teacher: OK, the first question is answered correctly! I'll let you pass without answering the second question, how many hairs do you have?

Wu: If only I were bald.

Teacher: Answer it!

Woo: 123456789 roots!

Teacher: How do you know?

Siu Wu: Teacher, I can not answer the second question!

Teacher: Good! Very good! Very good! Take (handing a piece of paper)

Siu Wu: This is--

Teacher: a retake sheet! (down)

Siau Ling, Ai: Come study high math-

The teacher comes in.

Siau Ling: English teacher! (Want to run)

Teacher: Siau Ling, what are you running for? You haven't had breakfast!

Siau Ling: I didn't eat--

Teacher: I saw you eat in the morning!

Small Ling: - tomorrow's breakfast!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the paper, you're not getting any of this reading comprehension right! Did you just look at the questions and choose them without reading at all?

Siaoling: No!

Teacher: How dare you argue!

Siau Ling: I didn't even read the questions, I just looked at the answers!

Teacher: And your essay! Why does it look familiar?

Siau Ling: How can it not look familiar? Reading comprehension of the first sentence of each paragraph spelled ......

Teacher: Xiaoling, you should realize! You this time--

Siaoling: ah! Teacher, I've hung up five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can't hang up again!

Teacher: It's not that I don't give you a pass ...... this ...... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(To the audience) It's evening dress!

Ling looks at Ai and Wu.

Ai: Evening is night, right, perfect for the big game!

Siu Wu: dress is clothes, MM is always clamoring for them!

Siau Ling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's night clothes!

The teacher shakes her head. (Down)

Siau Ling: No, I have to find the teacher! You two take your time studying it! (down)

Ai: Forget it, the grass may not be useful even if you hit it, I'm leaving too