Traditional trick video of comic dialogue sketch

Look at this joke about disputes. Not bad lines. Here are some jokes for myself.

Oh, this person, who listens to cross talk, is in a good mood. But this man cannot be angry forever. Ah, there are always contradictions. Confucius said, "A gentleman has the beauty of tolerance, and a gentleman has the beauty of an adult!" You have to be flexible.

Walking in the street, stepping on shoes and socks! The bus is crowded! How touching! There's no need to fight! Many times, trying to be brave is a matter of an instant, and no one will obey anyone, nor can they plant the blame! Regret when something goes wrong!

When I get up in the morning, it is time to go to work, and the streets are full of traffic. This one pushed the bicycle, and soon ran over that foot, but it was just a little mud, not heavy! Just say sorry! This is not a word, go! Don't do that!

"Ah ah! Say you! Say you! How long is it? Big guy? Push your mother's car and stay alert! " This is unambiguous, "why! What's wrong? "

"What's the matter? You hit my foot! "

"Run over your feet? Serve you right! You should fuck off! I said watch your mouth! Why are you cursing? " "Suck? That's great! " "ah! What's wrong with that? What do you want? Tell you what! Don't do this! " "I which one? What should I do? Hey! You say so, don't go, don't go! " "Drag my car? Can you believe that I am towing a car? " "Our police station! You're crushing my foot! Show me! " "The police station? Is the police station run by your family? Go! " Such a trivial matter belongs to the police station.

I really went. The police are working and aggressive as soon as they come in. "What's the matter with you two? What's wrong? "

"Comrade! He ran over my foot with his car and hit someone. "

"You don't listen to him, don't listen to him! He is a fool, not me! "

"You are riding a bike. Does your car have front and rear brakes? "

"There are brakes! I haven't ridden it! I have been pushing, rubbing his son's feet for a while, and swearing when I open my mouth! "

"Where are the car keys? Put it down and take it out. " Car keys, buckle them!

Police, pick up the pen. "What's your name!" "My name is Wang Decheng." Wang Decheng? It's registered. "How old is it?" "Thirty-one." "Which unit are you from?" "I'm at the gas station!" "Where do you live?" "Building 12, T-shaped room, 4 doors, 30 1." Write it! "You, huh? Where are you! "

"I'm Ding." "What?" "Ding Wenyuan!"

"How old is it?"

"Twenty-six!"

"Do you have a job? Can't you go to work? "

"I am safe!" He is a factory security guard.

"Where do you live?"

"Live at No.4 Ruifuli, Rongji Street, Heather!" It's all over! Two people sit down!

"What are you two going to do? How to solve it? "

"Comrade! Look at his bluff! I'm telling you, I don't accept this, I don't accept it! Hey, I played with him today! "

"yes! Have fun! Then, you, draw a road, whatever. How about I pick you up? "

"I said you two are still fighting. What's wrong? " The police stopped him. "Look at this attitude of both of you, one person is furious. How can you talk about it? Tell you what, you two go and sit in the back room for a while! Wait! The director came to see how to solve it, ah, you two! Please, please in the back room! "

They went to the back room. Actually, the director is there. They don't know who the director is! Why not tell them? Just because two people are in the cabin is called "squatting". Do you believe in analyzing who is right and who is wrong at this time? Absolutely not satisfied! You have to call when you go out. Put it in the cabin, ignore him, don't ask him. It will be easy after a long time!

These two are angry! Go to the cabin and have a look: yo-ho? Yes, there are neither tables nor chairs. There are two benches. One for each person, sit down! "Don't be busy! Let's talk after class! I'm not finished with you! I'm not finished with you! Don't look at me I'll let you know today! "

"Cough! Hey! I've met many people like you! Why don't you bluff? Hey, I'll tell you when I get out! "

"Yes, I will!" Said and pulled out a cigarette! It was lit. I was lucky when I smoked.

The police opened the door. "Who smokes? Who smokes? Hey, put out the cigarette, put it out! Smoking is not allowed in this room. Let it out! "

"Good you! Good job! " Step out!

"Comrade! He hit my foot with his car and hit someone. Look, it's almost nine o'clock, I'm late! "

"You sit down first! Sit down first! Wait a minute, wait a minute! " The police left and closed the door again.

This just sat down again, "have you finished eating? I'm telling you, run over my foot and show me! I have to pay for half a day! " "You die! Stop joking. Can you fight here? Did you move your hand? Go out again, I'll make you deaf! I will take care of you! " "I can't kick you to death!" The two of them fight here!

Stop smoking! There is no water to drink, two people sit there, you look at me, I stare at you, just wait for the court! No news. A lot of time, this Wang Decheng can't sit still! I stood up, poked my head out and looked at the outside: those who registered their accounts, those who divided households, those who joined households, those who applied for permission to move, and those who inquired about things were very busy! There is no intention to solve this problem. Look at your watch. It's half past ten. Ask! "Comrade, how do you think we can solve this problem?" "Oh, can't you see I'm busy here! Ah, wait a little longer. I'll call you later. Take a break first. "

Come back again, sit down! Great, by this time, both of them have nothing to say.

I waited for more than an hour, then looked at my watch. It's eleven forty now, and it's almost twelve o'clock. This ding can't stand it! Young, hungry! Stand up, push the door, "comrade! Comrade! Isn't this what the police station gave to Wotou at noon! " This time he thought of steamed corn-bread!

"Ah, steamed corn-bread? No, no. You don't detain, don't detain, don't steam corn! " "No? May I not trouble you to buy two sets of pancake gizzards? " "This busy who bought it for you! I didn't eat either, wait a little longer, wait a little longer! " "When do I have to wait?" "What time is it? At two o'clock in the afternoon, I will take you to the branch at two o'clock! " "ah? Ok! " Sit down when you come back. Okay, this time, two people are sitting on a bench! Make out!

"Well, it's all over! Go to the branch at two o'clock in the afternoon, and this month's bonus is gone! A day off from work will bring bad luck! "

The man said, "Are you unlucky? What about me? My wife is ill, so she has to take two days off. Why didn't she do anything on this day? Go to the branch office in the afternoon and come back when you are free. Actually, my car hit your foot. I didn't mean to, okay? Don't curse the street, why not be stiff? "

"You touch my foot, you're welcome not finished? Why bother? Stay here for half a day. Ok, then, let's discuss with them: we don't want to branch! Let's solve it! How about it? " "ah? Yes, isn't it to be solved in the branch office? Why? What about us? Just say we know each other! We are brothers of the alliance! It's over! We are brothers. We're just kidding. We didn't have a car accident or fight. Why do we go to the branch? Yes, it is good to be private! " "Let's talk about it!" Together, come out!

"Comrade! Comrade! "

"Ah, how did you two come out? I didn't call you! "

"We are brothers!" Ding has already told me.

"What, Brother Meng?"

"Comrade, I tell you: we know each other. I got up early today for fun. What about Doby? I'm in a hurry! On the face! I'm sorry to come to you! what do you think? We can solve it in any way. Let's leave the branches! Forget it! "

"Come on? Oh, dear! We haven't talked about this problem yet, how can we forget it? Besides, your feet are so heavy, huh? You need to go to the hospital. Take a big picture. Quite heavy! " "Oh, not heavy, not heavy! He didn't run over it! I probably stepped on it myself! It's also very active here this morning, which is good! Nothing! "

"Oh, he didn't roll? He didn't run over your foot. Why do you curse the street with your mouth open? Are you a young man? This is not right! Haven't you learned' five stresses and four beauties'? "

"Ah, comrade! Let me prove it to you. He's not cursed. He's not cursed. His name is' spoken language'! Brought it out! We are lovers, this is not a curse! "

"Oh, he didn't call names, and you didn't run over his feet! He didn't swear either. What are you two doing here? Ah, aren't you being unreasonable? Do you know what the problem is? "

"Comrade, I tell you, we can't be unreasonable, but we are wrong! Right? We'll change it next time! The main reason is our lack of study. In the future, I will study hard and make progress every day! " Is this all acceptable?

The policeman said, "How old are you both! What a mess! Just this once If this happens again in the future, we must deal with it seriously! Sign your name and go! "

"Good you! Good job! " Write it down quickly, "Ding"; Write "Wang Decheng" on it!

Finished, "comrade trouble you! You are tired, you give me the car keys! Hey, good for you, good for you! Are we leaving? Go! " Let's go! Don't forget your schoolbag! ""yes, yes! "

They came out together!

Go out and get the key to unlock the lock, and then ask, "What happened? Brother, are you still angry with me? " "Ah, is my name a word? You must forgive me for being young! " "That's finished, finished! Come and play with me when you are free! "

"Be sure to go! Words! "

"There won't be any trouble, I'm leaving!"

"Get on the bus and go your way. See you later. See you later! "

Isn't this full?

(Ma Zhiming's creative performance book)